A loud knocking drove me out of my comfortable sleep. I looked down to see my uke brat fast asleep with a small smile on his face.
I smiled back, when the knocking continued. Deciding to let Deidara sleep in I climbed off him gently and went to answer the door, when I realized number one I was completely naked, and number two I wasn't going to really be walking today as my knee lurched with pain causing me to stumble, then fall to the ground with a whine.
Damn I was sore too.
I forced myself up, got my clothes on, thank god for shorts, much easier to put on then pants and stumbled towards the door, ignoring my now throbbing knee.
Note to self, next time I decide to participate in sexual intercourse, wear my knee brace.
I opened the door, groaning as the light from the hallway hit my eyes.
"Ah Sasori." I looked up to see Dr. Sayra standing there.
"Good morning." I said with a yawn.
"Sasori, we were a bit concerned since Deidara missed his therapy and weigh in this morning, is he ok?"
Of course I'm not important.
"Yeah, he just got a bit excited when I came home." I said, smirking at the thought of how hard he had gotten, yup he'd been pretty excited alright. "He's sleeping right now though."
"It's understandable, just tell him to come tomorrow, and I'll be expecting to see you as well Sasori."
"Of course wouldn't miss it for the world." I said with a fake smile as she turned her back and I closed the door, then literally sank to the ground, straightening out my leg and trying to relieve some pain.
"Danna?" came a sleepy grunt, and I watched as Deidara rolled in bed, then gave a squeak of pain, then fell out of the bed. "Oww, Danna I can't get up!" he whined.
"Brat can you throw me my brace?" I asked, he was laying right next to it. After a few tries, simple explanation Deidara throws like a girl, I had my brace and was placing it on my knee. Once it was on, the pain seemed to fade to just a throb.
"Danna I'm glad you're comfortable un, but can you get me up?" Deidara asked. I laughed and walked over to him, then picked him up bridal style.
"Where do you want to go?" I asked.
"Bed." He said with a groan as I gently placed him on the bed, watching as he let out a tiny whimper. "I'm sore Danna." He whimpered as I began to rub my fingers up and down his spine, causing him to arch a little and then whine.
"It's ok brat, nothing we have to do today, you just rest." I cooed softly and he smiled at me.
"Thanks Danna." And with that he closed his eyes and fell asleep once more. I smiled and decided to go get something to eat, and probably bring something back for brat. I had just closed the door, when a voice scared the shit out of me. "Finally lost your virginity?" I turned to see Hidan's smug face.
"Damn it Hidan, don't do that!"
"Don't do what?"
"Appear out of fricking nowhere, and shouldn't you be in therapy or killing something?"
"I wish." He looked at me with a small smirk. "So, puppet boy lost his virginity." He snickered once more, and I nodded.
"Yes, yes I have."
"So let me guess, Dei's being a sore little uke huh?" he asked. I glared at him. "Experienced it myself, look Kakuzu's got some medicine that might make him feel better." A confused look from me made him roll his eyes. "Let's just say I've been in Deidara's position before." He admitted sheepishly.
"And they don't know about it because?" By they I meant the orderlies.
"He put a fake label on it, it looks like some kind of skin cream." said Hidan laughing. "They're such fucking idiots, anyway you want it?" I thought for a second.
"Is it sanitairy?"
"It's not like you shove the tube up his ass." said Hidan. "You just put it on your finger and you shove that."
"Hidan I don't need a mental picture!" I interrupted him and he smirked.
"Come on, Kakuzu will tell you what to do."
"So you're an uke?"
"So what of it?" asked Hidan. "What's wrong with being an uke?"
"Nothing it just seems with your personality you'd be the one on top." Hidan glared.
"So let me guess you were uke too?"
"Seme."
"Seriously, after what that brat's been through he let you be seme?" asked Hidan with a laugh. "Honestly I didn't think the brat would let anyone else ride him." At that I glared at Hidan as he snickered.
Soon we'd gotten to his room an Kakuzu showed no emotion as usual, told me how to use the medicine, and went back to doing, whatever he was doing while Hidan sat on his desk, calling Kakuzu's name seductively.
It was scary as hell.
I left the room quietly, ignoring the sounds that followed as I left. As I was walking, I accidentally bumped into Sasuke. I hadn't seen him much at all really, and he just glared at me.
"Watch your back." he warned, and with that walked away. I merely looked confused and watched as he walked, what the fuck did he mean by that?
I began to wonder if I should consider that a threat or not, when without even realizing it I'd found my way back to our room, and I'd forgotten to get something to eat, but I guess Deidara's comfort was more important than my hunger. He was fast asleep when I got in the room. I gently pulled the covers off him and moved him to expose his entrance. However before I could do anything he opened his eyes, promptly screamed probably thinking I was some kind of attacker, then kicked me in the chest hard enough so that I landed on my back looking like a flipped over bug. My back was now throbbing, which combined with my knee and other sore parts was just, you know a totally fun time.
"Danna?" Deidara asked, and I saw him worm his way over to look over the side of the bed.
"No the boogeyman." I said sarcastically.
"What the hell were you doing!" he nearly yelled at me, glaring angrily.
"I was trying to make you feel better." At that he gave me a confused look. I held up the tube of medicine. "I got this, it'll help you."
"Then why were you looking like you were about to you know?"
"It's got to be applied there." At that Deidara went bright red as I stood up.
"You want it or not?"
"Ok un." He said, I got back on the bed and gently positioned him once again. I got some of the medicine on my finger and gently inserted it into his entrance. He let out a whine at first and shuddered, but seemed to relax into it.
"Better?" I asked hopefully when it was over.
"Yeah un." He replied, gently trying to make himself comfortable. I placed the covers over him and kissed him.
"You're leaving again un!" he asked, I looked at him.
"You want me to stay?"
"Don't lovers usually stay together after they have sex?" asked Deidara, and I shrugged only seeing a few scenes in movies, but I didn't know how boy on boy sex worked. I smiled and got into the bed next to Deidara.
"Great now I have to move again un."
"You're the one who wanted me here in the first place brat."
Soon he was snuggled close to me, his eyes closed and his hair a mess. I prayed silently to myself that this would lead to a shower session the next morning.