Ok, bit of a long chapter but definitely a fun one to write, which is why it got updated so fast XD. This is the last update for today. Quick little reminder though this is a Yaoi story with lots of Lemon. I mean If there's not alot of lemon what's the point of making it M rated you know? I feel if it's M rated then there's got to be quite a bit of yaoi in it. Sorry about my little rant, but if your not in the mode to read Lemon, then just don't read. Anways, I promise the next chapter will continue with the plot, it's just that this takes place in November, and there's a very special day in November.

(Dei's POV again for this chapter!)

I waited patiently until I was sure Danna was out of the room. Then I jumped up, a little wobbly, but I knew I had to do this, it was a special day today and that police officer had given me the oppritunity I had been waiting for. I dressed quickly, then ran out of the room, nearly knocking Hidan over.

"Watch it you little, oh it's you." He said noticing it was me and not one of the others kids.

"Are you fucking ready yet? I've been waiting forever."

"Well I had to get Danna out of the room un." I said cheerfully.

Today was a very special day.

Today was Sasori's birthday, and of course being Sasori he had forgotten all about it, or at least I thought he had.

Everything was ready, I'd gotten Hidan and I passes to go to town today so I could find the absolutely most perfect present for Danna.

Hidan was coming along because they thought the fresh air would do him some good,

Hidan was ecstatic that they were letting him back with "normal" people as they called them. That may have been a bad call on their part.

Anyway we got into one of the orderly's cars and were off, if we're not traveling in a group there's no point in taking that god awful bus. It's not artistic at all.

Hidan basically stuck his head outside the window like a dog, and even acted more beastly by wolf whistling at any girl that he saw.

Yeah, always fun with Hidan around.

It seemed like forever until we were actually there. I had money from my parents, they sent me some every now and then, and now it would finally be put to a good use.

Currently we were in a bakery, along with his present I wanted to get him something sweet, although Sasori didn't have much of a sweet tooth, he did enjoy chocolate. Hidan had already bought something and was literally stuffing his face with it. I was jealous, I wish I could handle those calories without barfing up my guts.

"Miss?" The voice snapped me out of my thoughts and I looked up to see a smiling employee looking at me. "Can I help you?"

"I'm a guy un." I muttered low enough so only I could hear it, but then looked up at her. "Uhm, what do you have that's small for birthdays un?"

"Well we have this." She handed me a small magazine of different cake designs. "It'll take us a few hours though."

Perfect, that would be how long it took me to find the absolute perfect present for Danna. I began browsing, flinching when Hidan literally dropped his chin on my shoulder and looked at the pictures.

"Ugh go wipe your face un." Whatever had fallen prey to his mouth was smeared all over his face. "How old are you un!" I scolded and he laughed.

"Fuck you." His response as always.

Finally I found the perfect one, it was a small cake made of complete chocolate cake and chocolate frosting, but what was most awesome about it was its design.

"A scorpion?" asked Hidan when I showed him the picture.

"Yeah isn't it cool un!" I said excitedly as I paid the girl, who smiled and told me to come back later. I imagined the fun Danna and I would have with that cake later and I giggled.

"Now we have to go in here."

"Deidara this is a fucking sex toy shop." Said Hidan, as if I didn't know.

"I know un, now come on, help me find something."

"You're getting Sasori a sex toy?"

"No it's for me you… oh just shut up and follow." I said with a growl as he followed, what I was implying was that I was getting something we could both have fun with later.

"What about these?"

"Hidan those are cock rings."

"Fucking nasty!" he yelped dropping them on the floor. I rolled my eyes, then found something I liked.

"Deidara are you fucking."

"Yes I am!" I said, bringing it up to the man behind the counter. He stared at me for a while, then as if he knew better than to question me rang up my purchases.

After we began window shopping, searching for something Danna would like. It was getting late, I'd picked up the cake, and then the rain started. Not a misting rain, but a full on rain that drenched you completely.

"Aaa..aa..aaachoo un!" I sneezed.

"You sneeze with uns?" asked Hidan. I glared.

"Come on Dei, you're freezing let's go back."

"No un!" I haven't found." I froze, and there it was, in a window. I ran into the store, nearly knocking Hidan over. It cost me every last cent I had, but it was worth it. Soon we were back in the car, me shivering like a leaf, Hidan getting a bit worried.

"Told you we should've gone back you bastard." But I shook it off. It was pretty late when we got back to rehab I nearly ran to our room, then opened the door.

"Where the hell have you been brat!" Only to be greeted by an angry Sasori. "Do you know how fucking worried I was!" I flinched at his tone, then coughed. He turned to me, then frowned, his face suddenly becoming concerned. "Brat you're soaked."

"Yeah un." I said, gently placing my packages on my desk. I turned only to have him in my face, his hand on my forehead. His expression became worried.

"I think you're feverish."

"I'm not un, just excited." I said kissing him on the lips, he shivered at my cold touch. "Oh I got you something un!" I said excitedly and was about to dig into my bags when Sasori stopped me.

"Get changed, then you can show me."

I was about to protest, when I remembered something and smiled.

"Ok un." I took one bag with me to get changed. Sasori on the other hand became curious and looked in the bags, in one he saw something wrapped tightly, in the other..

Cake?

Sasori blinked, staring at it. I came out dressed in my new outfit gently placing my hand on his shoulder.

"Like it un?" He turned with a smile, only to stare at my outfit. I'd personally always wanted to try roleplaying, which was why I was wearing a skimpy dress and make up I'd picked up from the adult store.

"Oh my god."

I giggled at his reaction, gently opening the cake and taking some frosting on my finger, then smudging it on Sasori's face. Saosri stared, then pinned me to the bed, his eyes filled with lust.

"Happy Birthday un." I whispered.

The dress made it for a few minutes, until we both got bored and ripped it off. The cake lasted longer we'd smash it in each other's faces and lick up the mess. My favorite was when he put some on my hard nipple and bit it, the cold cake and his warm mouth giving me a sensation I'd never experienced. I laughed seeing my lipstick all over Sasori's face when we kissed, the passion in both of driving to go harder and harder. Soon my entrance was exposed. He was about to lubricate it, but I couldn't stand it.

"Just go for it Danna!"

"But brat."

"Do it un!"

He thrusted himself in me, bringing tears to my eyes and a scream to my lips, that melted away as he hit my pleasure spot, the feeling making the pain go away. I felt myself go limp.

"Brat?" Sasori asked nervously.

"Keep going un!"

Soon after what seemed like an eternity of bliss..

"Danna unn!" I screamed as I cummed once again, and he almost fell on top of me, panting happily. I immediately nuzzled close to him, then sneezed.

"Poor brat." said Sasori rubbing my hair, then my forehead. "Shit, I really think you've got a fever."

I smirked and made myself comfortable against him.

Even if I was sick, I had my Danna to take care of me.