Here's an early update! ^u~
Hey Jappy!
Listen, I asked Hawaii to write you a letter, so she could fear you a lot less! She's only 5 & probably not the best at grammar, 'kay?
Later!
America
Dear America-san,
Hai. I will do my best to answer reasonably!
From, Japan
Dear Japan,
My father is making me write this letter, I really don't want to. No offense sir, I'm still scared of you though.
So I have a question though, why did you side with Germany in WWII? didn't you know that what he was doing was wrong?
-With as much care as I can muster,
Lola Jones a.k.a Hawaii
Dear Hawaii-san,
Well, Germany-san was going up against some of my enemies, and he persuaded me to become a part of it, so I could possibly get something out of it too. But to be honest, I have heard other countries say he was going to get rid of Italy-kun and I after the war. I try not to believe them. Also, America-san has done some bad things too, but they're too vulgar to tell you about.
Try to keep your innocence.
From, Japan
Dear Japan,
Yes, I will give you your katana back if only you call Greece and tell him your his favorite out of him and Turkey, then do the same for Turkey until they fight with each other on who's your favorite!
Mwahahahahaha!
Does your 2!Player have personal space to but more severe or does he like to be touched or grope/molested?
I ask this because France is planning something...that involves the raping of England Canada and Prussia and Spain...
Fine I got to go bye! * glomps Japan and steals Japancat/touma*
Bye! Thanks for your donation! I'll take good care of him!
Dear yaoiqueenrulzu,
1. Well, hai.
-Cutscene-
A relaxed looking country with half-closed green eyes looks out his window, watching the Sun creep across the sky. He is accompanied with a flood of many different cats, all of which are resting quietly on the ground next to him. The nation smiles softly, and closes his eyes, resting his head on his crossed arms. Everythings is beautifully pea-
RING!
The country (the cats as well) bolt up, letting out a low yelp. "Ahh." The male state groans. The source of the ringing was an old style phone, which still shook with furious rings. He gives the phone an irritating look, but goes over and picks it up nonetheless.
"Hello?" He breathes slowly into the phone.
"Konnichwa, Greece-san." A familiar, polite voice says on the other end of the phone.
"Oh...hey, Japan." Greece sluggishly replies. "Why...are you..calling?"
"Etto..I just just wanted to say that out of you and Turkey, you're a closer friend." Japan nervously says.
Greece's eyes widen. "..Really?"
"Hai." Greece's lips form a gentle smirk, and hangs up the phone.
"Stupid Turkey." He chuckles to himself.
-A little after-
RING!
A masked nation's lively story telling is interrupted by a nearby phone. He gives a crooked smile to the listeners of his tall tales, and says, "Hold on a sec." He walks over and picks up the phone exactly as it rings.
"Hey, who is this?" He speaks with a gruff voice.
"Konnichawa, Turkey-san. This is Japan." At the name, Turkey grins.
"Hey, Japan! What're you calling for?"
Shifting followed by a nervous sigh is heard on the other side of the phone. "I'm just calling to say you're my closer friend."
Turkey laughs loudly. "I knew you'd pick the right one! Greece is sort of a boring loser."
"...Hai."
"Sorry to cut this conversation short, but I got some kids to tell some awesome stories to! Bye!"
-The Next Day-
"Hey, cat-hugger!"
The addressed tired-eyed nation turns around to the source of the call. "..Huh?"
"Did you hear? I'm Japan's closest friend!" Turkey yells at him.
"...No...he said..I am." The calm response is surprisingly angry.
"No, he said it himself! I am his closest friend!"
"...Nu-uh."
"Yu-huh!"
"...Nu-uh."
"YU-HUH!"
"...Nu-uh."
Like two furious cats, the two launched into battle, uncaring of the public eye. To this day, the battle is only interrupted by the beating of drums.
-Back to Letter-
2. I am unsure if he likes being...groped. But he does seem to have a stronger liking for hentai.
Wait, France-san is planning what? Wait, Touma! *curls into a tiny ball* TOUMA!
From, Japan
Konichiwa 1p counterpart,
How are you? I see you're finally writing letters to people. That's good. Now I can annoy you even more! By the way... I seem to have broken one of your artifacts you know... The one on the wall behind you. * grins mischievously* you might want to replace that.
From,
2p Japan
Dear 2P!Self,
Please leave me alone. I can't have ancient artifacts replaced. They have sentimental value. I'm sure 2P Greece would enjoy your company. Or 2P America. Just leave my manga and I alone.
From, Japan
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