I might update a lot earlier now. :) Enjoy~

Konichiwa 1p counterpart,

But I enjoy annoying you! * breaks more stuff on purposely* I already finished annoying the two of them some time ago. Now it's your turn! * hugs Japan* Guess what counterpart, I'm invading your "personal space".

From,

2p Japan

Dear 2P!Self,

Please do not break that! It is very expensive! What about 2P!China? Or even 2P!South Korea? *pushes you off* AND DON'T TOUCH ME!

From, REAVE ME ARONE a.k.a Japan

Dear Japan,
I shall keep my word and i shall give you your katana back so here!
*Throws katana to japan*
So ya if you want Touma back then i dare you to flirt with Romano, America, and Canada.
When i say flirt i mean actually seduce! To the best of your abilities and then some!
France is like trying to rape a ton of the nations because like he is a h**** a** pervert!
If you want to know how touma is doing well, he is currently eating tuna that he is just putting away and for some reason my cat is trying to have the babies with him...we're gonna be cat in-laws!
So bye! * glomps Japan and steals Pochi*
My pet dog is gonna have a new friend to play with!

Dear yaoiqueenrulzu,

Arigatou, I need my katana now. For protection from myself. *shifty eye look*

Ehhh, Touma will find his way back, surely. His nose only follows the scent of delicious tuna. But I guess I will give it a try.

-CUTSCENE-

The dark-haired nation slowly approaches America chomping down on something that is possibly food, unsure of what he is actually going to do.

"America-san, I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I would like to speak to you for a moment." Japan says quietly. The eating country turns around, with food(?) still on his face.

"What?" He asks through a mouthful of food (?). Japan makes his best attempt at eye-contact and takes a deep breath, briefly stopping to wipe off blood dripping from his nose.

"I have nothing."

-Back to Letter-

It doesn't work. Please refrain from making Touma mate with other cats. Greece will want to breed the kittens even more. *gets knocked over back glomp* POCHI-SAN!

From, Japan

Dear Japan,
In your character song, why do you say you're going to dye your hair blonde? I technically think you'd look better with blonde bangs and black hair. I've heard that you and China are better at holding your liquor than most countries even though you're morally against it. Is this true? And I bought pocky today in honor of you! *hands you pocky* and hentai. But don't tell anyone! ;) * hands you hentai* Give my love to everyone!

Love, Melody

Dear Melody,

In Modern Japanese culture, to dye our hair blonde is a sign of being a rebel, but I have revoked my decision of such. China and I do seem to bare a stronger resistance, but I do sometimes drink sake for special occasions. It is somewhat true that we are morally against it. Arigatou for the Pocky, and the hentai seems well-drawn. I will do my best to send your regards.

From, Japan

New rule: Japan speaks Engrish whenever he's in RAGE MODE. xD And to Melody-san: Either you are a delinquent or a pop culture figure if you dye your blonde in Japan. I'm being serious, bro. c: And they do drink alcohol, but in these REALLY tiny cups. I mean, seriously, I've seen them, and it takes almost 15 cups to get drunk.