I carried Sasori outside, trying to get him to talk to me, relieved when his eyes opened slightly. Yet it hurt to see them so filled with pain.

"Deidara." I looked up when I heard Kakuzu talking, I stared at the car.

"You're kidding me."

"Hell no, now get the fuck in." said Hidan. We were riding in a Ferrari, with no top.

"Deidara sit in the back." said Kakuzu, and I nodded, climbing in and holding Sasori close. "Alright Hidan, let's go."

"You got it!" said Hidan, slamming the car into reverse and stopping so quickly we were all nearly thrown from the car. Sasori whimpered and I growled at Hidan.

"I thought you knew how to drive!"

"Working on it!" said Hidan shifting it into drive. Then he floored it.

I'm really not kidding you here.

He also couldn't stay in one lane.

"Hidan you have to stay in one!"

"Don't fucking backseat drive!"

"It's not backseat driving if I'm in the passenger's seat!" I glared at the arguing, and tried to ignore the fact that I was risking my life here and turned to Sasori. His eyes were still opened, and even in his pain he smiled at me.

"It's going to be ok Danna, right?"

"Right." His voice was squeaky and it made my eyes tear up.

"Danna." Suddenly he tried to sit up, and he began wheezing. I immediately pulled him up and he began to once again puke blood.

"Damn it Hidan go faster un!"

"I'm already going as fast as his thing can." Suddenly the car made a sharp turn causing my side to slam into the door, making me cry out with pain.

"Dei?" Sasori was immediately looking at me, struggling to sit up. The sharp pain had made tears come to my eyes.

"I'm ok Danna, I'm ok." I tried to get him to lay back down, knowing I was going to get a nasty bruise from that. He moaned, flopping back down.

"What hurts Danna?"

"Everything." he groaned, cringing and shaking in my arms. He was sweating profusely, and every now and then he would gasp for air.

"Hidan!" came a scream, and I looked up to see a truck coming straight for us. I instinctively screamed and held Sasori close to me, trying to shield him with my body.

Suddenly we swerved out of the way.

"Watch it asshole!" screamed Hidan, and I sighed with relief, which was short lived when I looked down at Sasori. His eyes were shut, his face was pale, and he was still sweating. He barely looked like he was breathing anymore.

"Hidan!" I screamed, only to have the car come to a short stop that nearly threw me and Sasori out of the car. I felt my seatbelt hold my stomach back, digging hard into my belly. I whimpered and everything settled back down.

"Hidan if I die of fucking whiplash." warned Kakuzu, when a nurse came running out.

"What the hell do you kids think!" she started screeching.

"No wait un! We need help!" However she kept screeching, until she reached the car. She saw Sasori and I covered with blood. Suddenly she pulled out a radio.

"I need to stretchers out here ASAP!"

"No, wait un! I'm not hurt!" I said quickly, pointing to Sasori. "It's his blood un!"

I didn't want the doctor's to waste their time on me, I wasn't hurt, Sasori was. She didn't listen to me however, because all adults think they know fucking best. Soon doctors came out, probably with some nurses and swarmed the car. They placed Sasori on a stretcher, judging he was the one who needed immediate medical attention and raced him inside. I on the other hand was fighting off a bunch of doctors trying to get ME on a stretcher.

"I'm not hurt un! How many fucking times do I have to tell you!" I asked angrily, however they didn't listen, and soon four nurses were holding me down, two holding my wrists, the other two my ankles. I tried to lick them with my mouth hands so I could be free, but no luck. I literally blinked and we were inside the hospital. My shirt was cut off, which pissed me off a little since it was a good shirt. I kept trying to struggle, when suddenly something was injected into my arm. My brain literally clouded and I giggled loudly, my limbs feeling like lead. I looked up at the bright lights and giggled again, trying to point, yet such a motion seemed such a hassle to do at the moment.

Suddenly I felt something ice cold on my stomach and I looked down to see one of them had a stethoscope on my chest.

"That's cold un." I whimpered, and he didn't look up.

Jerk.

One of the touched my sore stomach from the seatbelt, really hard, and I let out a whine. "It's ok." soothed a nurse, "You're going to be a big boy for us right?"

WHAT THE FUCK AM I A FIVE YEAR OLD?

"Ok un!" I chirped happily in my drugged state, trying to keep my whimpers down. Another began touching the side where I slammed into the door. Suddenly I heard a click, and another doctor walked into the room, his face masked.

"Everything go according to plan?"

"Better than we expected." I was confused, what were they talking about? Suddenly the one who'd entered was next to me, giving me a seductive lick on my ear. My body shuddered and I stared. The doctors and nurses looked at one another, nodding. The doctor who licked my ear removed his mask and grinned, and my heart stopped.

"Orochimaru."