I woke up to feeling warm and comfortable.

Sure pain still lingered but I'd gotten used to pain in the years. I mean rapes, nearly dying of overeating, starving myself on a daily basis, the list sorta goes on and on and although I may look like a girl I don't like to complain for hours.

I realized I must have dozed off in Sasori's arms, and I snuggled against his warm chest. I didn't know what his answer had been to my question, I'd been so tired and out of it that it didn't count. I scolded myself, I'd already missed the perfect opportunity I had planned so long ago.

I tried to flip myself around, but since I was missing an arm and the other was bandaged tight it wasn't easy, or painless for that matter. However I soon got on my stomach and was looking at my Danna, he was sleeping against some pillows he'd put to shield his back from the wall. I noticed that the pillow under him was a little wet, and a tiny trail of drool was coming from his mouth.

I crawled up a little and kissed him, on the lips of course, we were way past that little kissy on the cheeks thing. The drool made it wetter than usual, but I didn't mind that.

I decided to explore his mouth, sticking my tongue in and roaming around, like he'd done so many times to me. He tasted good, better than any food he could've stuffed down my throat. Suddenly his mouth seemed to come to life, his own tongue fighting mine, causing me to nearly gag, but relax into it. The kiss deepened and I looked up to see Sasori was still…

FAST ASLEEP?

How the hell was that fucking possible!

Suddenly I felt the lower part of my body begin to get uncomfortable, and the drool from Sasori really wasn't helping, that wet, warm, aghhh! Stop it Deidara!

I realized I wasn't the only one when I felt something poke me in the stomach. My eyes widened, and I snickered quietly breaking the kiss, a single strand of saliva connecting us as I pulled away.

"Mm, Deidara." came Sasori's breathy moan and I froze up as he shifted, a look of pure enjoyment on his face. "Why did you stop?"

His eyes were still closed, and I wondered if he was just messing with me, when his body let out another spasm on pleasure.

"Yeah right there." I glared at him, even though I found it cute he was having a dream about me his moans and whines were turning me on. And getting me extremely hard, and I did not want to explain to the hospital staff how semen got on my bed.

"Danna?" I whispered, and even though I said we were past it gave him a tiny peck on the cheek. His arms suddenly wrapped around me, something I would've enjoyed, however he was hugging the spot where my arm had been amputated, and it hurt with a pain I'd never felt before. "Danna." I couldn't scream, only whimpered with tears running down my face. The grip only tightened, and it was hurting so badly, now my other arm was acting up too. "Danna!" He jolted away, a dreamy look on his face. He looked at me confused, until he realized I was crying.

"Dei what's wrong?" he asked concerned.

"Your arms un." I whispered, and in a second he'd released his grip. The pain still throbbed and tears still came to my eyes.

"Shh, shh." he soothed comfortingly, a look of guilt on his face. Now that that pain had subsided a new one had taken over.

I was in desperate need of a release. My member was hot and extremely uncomfortable, and it was really hurting me.

"What's wrong Dei?"

"Uhhh." I had no idea how to answer. His eyes widened, and he smirked with a knowing smile.

"Does Dei need to masturbate?" Ok, Dei, really? You're going to make this more humiliating for me? I glared at him, then smirked, rubbing my body against his own erection which I still felt against my belly. He let out a moanish grunt and I smirked.

"Does Danna need a release too un?"

"Brat we're in a hospital, we can't." he froze as I rubbed at his member again.

"It hurts un." I whimpered, wishing he'd understand, ok I'd fucking explain this to the staff, I just needed to release!.

He smiled, and the next thing I knew my gown was off.

"Danna." I moaned happily, rubbing into him.

"That's Dr. Danna." he said lovingly, kissing my neck. "Does Danna's patient have some pain?"

"Yes un?" I offered, confused at what he was doing. Soon I was on my belly lying flat on the bed as Danna crouched, sitting at the top of it. He smirked and got up for a second and I watched his cautiously. He located a bottle of lotion and put a good amount of his hands before coming back and returning to his previous spot.

"Danna I don't think keeping your hands moist will help." I moaned, when he shushed me.

"I think someone needs a prostate exam."

"A what Da?" I froze when one of his fingers went into my entrance, the lotion granting it easy access. I moaned in pleasure, this was much better than spit. Soon a second and third finger were entered, and the pleasure kept getting better and better. His fingers were removed before I could cum and he had me sit up so I was in his lap, my member begging for release.

"Now what Dr. Danna?" I asked, he didn't answer, but I felt his skillful hands on my member.

"Let's check out your penis." he said seductively in my ear, and his fingers began to stroke it. I moaned, and it got faster, then he began pumping it as well and I couldn't take it anymore.

"Danna un, I'm gonna!" And at that moment the white seed spurted out of me, and I sighed in a mixture of relief and pleasure. However it left a huge stain on the sheets.

"No worry, we'll just say you wet the bed again." teased Sasori.

"Danna un." I whimpered, and then realized his erection was gone.

"You just looked so adorable." He murmered as he pulled me closer, and I could feel the wetness in his pants.

"That's sick un." I murmured as I went to put my hospital gown back on.

Only to have the door open.

And my parents stare at us with the most shocked expressions I'd ever seen in my life.