"Brat." I groaned as I slammed my fist on the door to our room.
Deidara had been released recently and was now considered suicidal, like I had been. However when they'd gotten him home Deidara had learned of his doctor's recommendations. He'd taken it well enough and I was happy to see the blonde wasn't going to be in pain anymore. However the day of the appointment he'd barricaded himself in their room and wasn't letting anyone in.
Especially not me who was easily becoming very pissed with him.
"Brat come on you're acting like a baby!"
"No I'm not un!"
"Brat it's just the dentists!"
After the accident the doctors had noticed Deidara's hand mouth was completely messed up. Apparently many of the teeth were cracked, broken, or on the road to becoming heavily infected. I had watched the blonde try to chew the clay he loved so much only to have him wince and cry out until he'd put the clay to the side and merely look at it longingly.
"Damn it brat open this fucking door!"
"Or what un!"
"I won't have sex with you for the entire week!" That threat did it as the door creaked open allowing me entrance. I entered the room and closed the door glaring at Deidara, only to have my expression soften as I looked at Deidara's pitiful state. The boy was just getting used to having one arm and was actually getting the hang of it. He was wearing one of my night shirts and a pair of pants. His eyes were red and puffy with tears still leaking out of them. A large nasty bruise caught my attention immediately.
"What did you do brat?"
"I was nervous and I had to puke un, but I kinda slipped having only one arm to balance and I slammed my head on the rim." There was a light embarrassed blush on the blonde's face and I sighed.
"What am I going to do with you?"
"Help me un!" The blonde cried desperately throwing himself at me crying his heart out.
"Dei it's just the dentist, it's not like they're going to kill you."
"Yes they will un!"
"But you're in so much pain Dei, and I promise you won't feel it if you do this." I took his arm and looked at his handmouth. I rubbed the slit only to have the mouth bite me in defense causing tears to spring to the blonde's eyes.
"Ow." He whispered in pain.
"See look at yourself!" I half scolded.
"But Danna dentists hurt un! They always find some way to hurt you!" He shot back angrily.
"No they don't you probably just eat a lot of sugary crap." I said with a snort.
"I do not un! Anorexic remember!" At the moment I guessed my poor brat's teeth were very weak from his constant purging.
"Come on Dei I'll be there with you."
"No you won't un, they never allow people in the back."
"Well we're special." I said giving him a kiss on the forehead. "Now come on."
"No."
I groaned with my patience running out. "Brat."
"Please Danna you don't understand." The blonde's eyes were wet with fresh tears. "There was this dentist back at home and he was a bastard un! I got a cavity when I was like eleven and he numbed me, but he did it wrong." He shuddered. "The wrong half of my mouth was numb, and I tried to tell him but he wouldn't listen un. So I started squirming and he got a nurse to hold me down then he started drilling." He was shaking and sobbing now and I wrapped my arms around him. "It hurt so bad Danna, and I can't go through that again I just can't un!"
"Well I'll be next to you and I'll make sure they do it right." Deidara looked at me uneasily.
"Promise."
"Would I lie to you brat?" Deidara rolled his eyes. "Now come on, you know how much I hate to keep people waiting.
One car trip later….
"Danna." Deidara whimpered as he fidgeted next to me.
"It's alright Dei, just relax." I soothed. Nowadays I only used brat when I was pissed beyond belief at my blonde. I'd gone with the softer nickname of Dei for him now.
"Deidara?" The assistant called out and I grabbed Deidara's hand.
"No un! I uh, feel fine un! Don't do this please un!" He began to bawl bloody murder earning us stares. I yanked him into the room nd the assistant asked no questions. I'd explained the situation to Dei's therapist and she said she'd take care of everything.
"Alright Deidara first we need to do X-rays, then we'll see how much damage was caused and take care of what we can today." she smiled and took Deidara's hand. "Sasori could you please go wait in ropm seven?"
"Danna!" Deidara whispered nervously and afraid.
"It's just X-rays brat, they'll be done with before you know it." I promised and walked off towards room seven. I hated waiting and easily got bored in the sterile white room. The door opened and a Deidara walked in nervously and the door closed behind him. "Hey, how did it go?" I asked teasingly.
He gave me a small smile. "Ok un, I think."
He climbed into the chair and sat down trying to get comfortable. I sat on a stool and got as close as I could to him. "See Dei I'm right here." His sweating hand found mine and clamped around it causing him to whimper.
Then the dentist walked in shaking her head at her clip board. "Deidara?"
"Un?" Dei offered only to be met by her glare which made him shrink a bit.
She then put on an apologetic smile. "Alright Dei your x-rays aren't looking too good. Your hand mouth seems in pretty bad shape." He looked at his hand mouth and frowned.
"Is it going to hurt un?"
"Not at all." said the dentist cheerfully. "Now jut relax."
A few drillings and a bunch of nitrous oxide later…
"Danna that wasn't so bad un." Deidara slurred as he slumped against my shoulder nearly falling to the floor.
"Great now I get to deal with you all day." I groaned as Deidara pokemd my forhead. "What are you doing?"
"You have a third eye un!" I groaned as we walked back into rehab. Deidara had been talking gibberish the entire car ride back to rehab. His mouth was swollen so badly from pain meds that the hand mouth's tongue simply drooped out of it. "Danna let's have sex un!" Deidara announced trying to pin me to the bed only to slump to the floor.
"No Dei you need to sleep." I said with an amused smile.
"Sleep sounds." he stopped talking and I saw he'd fallen asleep on the floor. I picked him up only to notice an uncomfortable looking bulge in his pants. He leaned against me and drooled. "Danna."
"Even when you're high you still have wet dreams about me!" I yelled, only to have him giggle and cover my shirt with drool.
"Well we could make them not dreams." he said seductively and I looked at him.
"Go to bed brat."
He looked at me and smiled snuggling closer to my chest. "You said it wouldn't hurt and it didn't un. I knew I could trust you, I can always trust."
I was waiting for him to finish when I noticed his eyes had closed and he was finally asleep.