AUTHOR'S NOTES: Hey everyone! How's it going? Well, here it is! This has been requested for a long time and I'm glad to get the first chapter done. Now, I know everyone's been waiting for updates for my other stories, but life has been really busy with work and everything else and it's hard to keep on top and work on my stories.
So here's a new schedule for updates:
On weekdays, I'm going to work on my smaller stories such as this and any new stories I want to get published.
On weekends and public holidays, I'm going to work on larger projects such as Danny Phantom and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series.
This schedule will begin tomorrow. So without further adue, here is the first chapter of the Emperor's New Groove Danny Phantom Style!
Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle….
Thunder and lightning struck as a lone figure sat in the middle of the jungle. Another burst of lightning struck and the figure screamed in fright, revealing himself to be a llama with yellow and black fur.
It then suddenly began to rain and the llama suddenly began to whimper and then the whimpering turned to tears as he began to cry.
Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic huh? You'll never believe this, but that llama was once a human being. And not just any human being, that guy was an emperor.
The llama moved over to the large leaves, hoping to at least have some form of shelter from the rain….but no such luck as the leaf quickly filled with water and it spilled right over him.
A rich powerful ball of charisma and charm! Oh yeah! This is his story….well actually my story. That's right. I'm that llama. The name is Tucker. Emperor Tucker.
The llama who the narrator introduced himself as Emperor Tucker, walked back over to where he was standing before, but slipped in the mud and then just laid back down where he was standing earlier.
I was the world's nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason! Is that hard to believe? I know, let's go back to before I was a llama and this will all make sense.
(FLASHBACK)
A little baby Tucker Foley was playing with a little toy happily.
Okay….that's a little too far back but….AWE! That's so cute! That little handsome devil is me as a baby everyone!
The baby squeezed the doll however too tight and the doll's head came off. Baby Tucker then suddenly began to cry, but he didn't for long when suddenly multiple hands held out several new dolls for him which made him very happy indeed.
Okay everyone. Let's move ahead.
MIKAELA2015 PRESENTS….
A now grown up Tucker Foley was combing his hair with a golden comb. He then tossed it back to his vanity desk.
THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE (DP STYLE)
Tucker flicked a golden crown into the air, straightened one of his eyebrows and then the crown landed on his head. He turned around and said with a smile, "Oh yeah!"
Emperor Tucker wore a yellow royal robe with green pants and sandals. As he walked down a carpet that someone was rolling down the hall, and a flower girl was tossing before him, he danced as he did.
EMBER
There are despots and dictators - political manipulators
There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas
Tucker didn't feel like going down the next hallway, so he just snapped his fingers and suddenly in less than three seconds, his servants had built a brand new hallway and then the young Emperor continued on his way.
He stopped at the doorway and snapped his fingers once again. A man holding a chair placed him on top and carried him all the way up the stairs to his throne and placed him down on the comfortable pillows.
There are kings and petty tyrants, who are so lacking in refinements
They'd be better suited swinging from the trees
Tucker showed no emotion or care as he cut a ribbon for an opening ceremony, stamped kisses on babies using a huge ink stamp and then christened a ship without even getting up from out of his chair.
He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy
He wiped the sweat from his forehead as if he just done a lot of hard work. A servant then wiped the sweat from his forehead, another one came to fan him, another came and poured some water in his mouth and then another one came to catch the water in a bowl, but Tucker completely missed and hit the guy on the head instead with the water.
An enigma and a mystery
In Meso American History
The quintessence of perfection that is he
But Tucker didn't care. He just then kicked back and relaxed in his chair.
TUCKER (Narrating)
Okay, that right there is the real me. (Switch back to llama Tucker) Not this. (Switch back to human Tucker) This! (Switch back to llama Tucker) Not this. (Switch back to human Tucker) Winner. (Switch back to llama Tucker) Loser.
Tucker lived in a huge grand palace in the city and out the front stood a lot of ghost guards, all under the command of his Captain of the guard, Walker.
See this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out.
Tucker sat up straight smiling as he snapped his fingers and ordered, "Butler."
His butler came by and placed a napkin around his neck. Tucker snapped his finger again and ordered, "Chef."
Suddenly a very tall and large table appeared, filled to the brim with a variety of different food, all of it meat since the prince didn't eat vegetables of any kind.
Tucker snapped his fingers once more and ordered, "Theme song Ember."
A ghost named Ember McClaine then popped out of the cake at the top of the table and began strumming her guitar as she sang in honour of the Emperor.
EMBER
He's the sovereign of the nation
He's the hippest cat in creation
He's the alpha, the omega, a to z
Tucker once again snapped his fingers and while he laid back on the chair, a handful of servants began to feed him his meal. It was true, in Emperor Tucker's life, everything was perfect. People followed his every command and he got everything he wanted just by the snap of his fingers and that's the way he liked it.
And this perfect world will spin
Around his every little whim
'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with
"ME!" Tucker shouted with glee.
He then kicked the doors open before the guards even had the chance and began dancing, showing off his groove.
What's his name?
Tucker
That's his name
Tucker
He's the king of the world
Tucker
Is he hip or what?
Tucker
Yeah!
As Tucker began moonwalking, he failed to notice the old man standing near him. Unfortunately for the old man, because he had a walking stick and was a bit slow, he failed to move out of the way in time and Tucker bumped right into him.
Tucker glared at the old man and whined, "You threw off my groove!"
As Tucker pouted and crossed his arms, Walker even though he didn't like it knew what he had to do.
He bent down to the old man and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, but you threw off the Emperor's groove."
He grabbed the old man and….welll….threw him right out the window. Ember looked on in shock as she heard the old man cry, "SORRY!"
An awkward silence filled the room. Tucker then looked at Ember and said, "You were saying?"
Ember then continued on with her song as Tucker began to dance once again, with his guards showing off some fancy footwork of their own.
What's his name?
Tucker
That's his name
Tucker
Is he hip or what?
Tucker
Yeah!
Tucker then ran down the hallway and all of his servants bowed before him on the sides. He then kicked open the next door and shouted, "HA! Boom baby!"