The Good Girls Who Went Bad
Hello everyone!
Summer is great isn't it? No school, no teachers, no homework, time to work on tans, and plenty of time to write!
Alright, I'm not very good at writing comedy, but I'm going to try to make this chapter funnyish.
Ituresting fact- Did you know that Tora is the name of the cat that team 7 captured on one of their D rank missions?
I don't own Naruto and my spelling sucks.
Chapter Nine~ Hidan Breaks A TV
You know those mornings when you wake up to the birds chirping, the warmth and comfort that your bed and blanket offers, the smell of a wonderful breakfast being cooked, and a smile on your face after a wonderful dream? Yeah, Hinata's morning was NOTHING like that.
A long stream of cuss words were heard all around the house and managed to awaken the dark haired beauty from her dreamless slumber. Hinata slowly moved to get out of bed. She, however, seemed to forget that she had been sleeping on the edge of her bed and soon realized that rolling out of bed was going to happen literary.
Hinata cursed loudly as her face and the carpet became best friends. Stupid floor.
Hinata- after making sure that her nose wasn't swollen and that her hair didn't look like a nest- changed out of her nightgown and into her ninja outfit (Aka- same outfit she wore while fighting, cause it seams that all the ninja's only have one outfit option). She then walked out of her bed room to be greeted by her pink haired sister as the pinket walked out of her own room which was placed next to Hinata's. Sakura smiled at Hinata and the two walked down the staircase to where a new round of cussing started.
The two walked into the living room to find Hidan and Kisame inching around the room with a large black couch between them. Itachi and Sasori were unpacking the boxes that were towering one corner of the room. Tobi was coloring and Deidara was placing little things around the room like the potted plant that they had kept at bass. Kakuzu was in the corner sitting on the black single chair that matched the couch. Tora and Miki where sitting on the black loveseat with small smirks on their face.
Kisame and Hidan put the couch down so that it was pushed against the wall that was next to the loveseat.
"Is this fucking alright?" Hidan yelled. Tora 'hmm'ed while she thought. She then shook her head.
"Try putting it over there," Miki suggested as she pointed to the wall that was opposite of the love seat so that the couch would be facing the loveseat. Kisame and Hidan's eyes widened.
"THAT'S WHERE WE FUCKING STARTED!" The two men screamed. Tora and Miki paid them no mind and waited for the two men to move the couch.
"Just remember, this is only room number three of the house! We are going to be busy all day with the house decorating," Deidara told the two men who groaned in agony.
"What have you two girls been doing to the members?" Sakura asked Miki and Tora who where obviously enjoying their power over the two men.
"Just making the house a bit homier. I mean, we girls are the ones who will be living here more then the guys, so why not use them to make the house more comforting while their here?" Tora explained.
"Is that all we are to you Tora-Chan? Free workers?" Deidara questioned the red haired girl. Tora nodded her head and the blond fell over anime styled.
"Now get back to work!" Miki ordered. Itachi and Sasori rolled their eyes. Kisame and Kakuzu had to hold Hidan back so he wouldn't use the girls as a sacrifice to his beloved Jashin.
"How about Sakura-Chan and I make breakfast and you guys can have a break?" Hinata questioned. The men looked at the two girls like they were saints while Tora and Miki looked angry that they would lose the boys for an hour.
"You're lucky that the boys insisted on putting everything in the kitchen first. Now I know why," Miki said with a glare to the men. How dare they try to escape her command!
"Can Tobi help?" Tobi asked Hinata, who was currently nudging the dough for the fresh homemade bread that the boys seemed to love.
"I thought you were helping Deidara, Tobi-Kun?" Sakura questioned from her spot at the other counter as she mixed the eggs that would be turned to omelets.
"Tobi was, but Deidara-senpai stepped on Tobi's foot and tripped when Tobi jumped away because it hurt Tobi's foot. Deidara-senpai threatened to blow Tobi up if Tobi didn't leave," Tobi told them sadly. Hinata and Sakura looked at Tobi with pity. The poor boy just adored Deidara and yet he was always threatened to be killed.
"You can help me Tobi-Chan. I need you to squeeze these cut oranges into this pitcher, okay?" Hinata explained to him. Tobi nodded quickly, happy to be able to help. He always liked being around Sakura-Chan and Hinata-Chan more then the other members.
"Okay Hinata-Chan! Tobi will be a good boy and do what you said," Tobi told her, eager to be able to help them.
Everything went peacefully in the kitchen with the girls cooking and Tobi singing a song about lollypops for a while. But of course, this is the Akatsuki and nothing stays like that for long.
"!" Tobi released a shrill scream as he threw his hand over the hole in his mask. Sakura and Hinata ran over to the black haired boy.
"Tobi! What happened?" Hinata asked him.
"THE ORANGES DON'T LIKE TOBI!"Tobi screamed at them. Sakura and Hinata winced as their ears rang.
"Tobi calm down and show us what happened!" Sakura commanded. Tobi whimpered and slowly removed his hand from his mask.
Hinata noticed that there were small dots of orange juice around the eye hole and saw that he must have squeezed the orange and gotten orange juice in his eye by accident.
"Sakura, I'll do this, anyway I think something's burning." Sakura then flew to the stove again as Hinata tried to heal Tobi's eye when he wouldn't take the mask off.
After the men had practically inhaled all of the food the girls had made, Sakura and Hinata joined the girls in their command over the boys. They threw Deidara and Sasori into the library and told them to do what ever they wanted with the room. They ordered Itachi and Kisame outside to set up the training grounds that Sakura had put in the back yard so many years ago. They had Hidan and Kakuzu moving the furniture around the house until it was to their liking.
Again, everything was doing smoothly . . . for a while.
CRASH!
"!" The girls along with the rest of the Akatsuki ran into the hallway that connected the entry to the living room and found Hidan laying on the ground with a broken TV next to him and Kakuzu freaking out.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT TV COST? DO YOU! WE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON IT AND YOU BROKE IT!"
"Looks like we won't have a TV for a while everyone . . ."
"Kakuzu, stop trying to kill him!"
It was odd, but the Akatsuki members couldn't stand the pale and bright colors of the house. The walls in the living room was a golden yellow, the kitchen was pale blue, the hallways were cream colored, and the bathrooms were lavender. Most of the guest rooms that everyone would be staying in were white. The colors of the house would not due. So, they all decided to get some darker colors to paint the house walls after they had gotten everything finished.
They however seemed to forget that the citizens of Konoha were not big fans of theirs. Luckily, Sakura had ordered everyone to not wear their cloaks, but it didn't do much to help.
"Crap, it's Akatsuki," they heard one villager whisper. They ignored them.
"Don't look them in the eye!" a woman told her son.
"I heard that they kidnapped Sakura and Hinata a few years ago and that's why the girls are with them."
"I heard that Sakura is related to the leader." Sakura rolled her eyes.
"I heard that Hinata and the white haired man are lovers." Hidan smirked and put his arm around Hinata's shoulders. A killing intent was felt and he glanced over to see a boy with wild brown hair and red triangles on his face glaring at him.
"I heard that the blond boy with long hair and the red haired boy are together." Most of the Akatsuki members covered their mouths or bit their lips to stop themselves from laughing at the two artist.
"I heard that too. They do make a cute couple actually," the teenage yaoi fan girl told her friend. The Akatsuki couldn't stand it any longer. They burst out laughing and managed to embarrass the two Yaoi fan girls who had been talking and draw the attention of everyone on the street.
"You guys make a cute couple!" Sakura teased them while she laughed.
"I've always suspected Deidara of being gay, but I never knew Sasori swung that way!" Kisame laughed.
"Looks like someone's-hahah- trying to steal-hahah- your man, Miki!" Hinata managed to get out between her laughing.
Sasori and Deidara tried to stay calm. It wasn't easy.
"So how's the fucking sex?" Hidan asked them as he held his stomach.
"THAT IS IT!" the two artist shouted before they turned and chased after the other Akatsuki members who were running for their lives while they still laughed their asses off.
Finally after the Akatsuki members had calmed down and Deidara and Sasori had gotten a few good hits in, they found a store to buy paint. Let's see what can go wrong here.
"No," Itachi told the pinkett. Sakura glared at him. The elder Uchiha normally let her do what she wanted, but when she told him that he should paint his room a bright fire truck red, he had to put his foot down.
"You already have your room painted black at the base, paint it something else," Sakura insisted.
"No," Itachi told her again. Sakura glared at him and he glared back. They continued this, trying to get the other to back down.
"Awww! They even have matching glares! How cute!" Tora squealed. Itachi and Sakura moved their glares away from each other and onto the female red head- who quickly hid behind Deidara. The two of them soon ran away to look at more colors for their own rooms.
"Red," Sakura told him.
"Black," Itachi answered.
"No, red," Sakura argued.
"You can paint your own room red," Itachi told her.
"I plan on painting it red, you are too," she told him.
"Why not just paint it gray. It's not black and it's not red either," Hinata told them. The two looked at her, both a bit surprised that they hadn't noticed her earlier.
"I'm good with that."
"Deal."
"Sakura," Hinata asked as the four girls finished decorating and painting the pinkett's room.
They had painted the six walls (The room is shaped like an upside-down L) a deep crimson (something that reminded Tora, Miki, and Hinata of Itachi's eyes when his sharingan was activated) and Hinata and Miki had had their fun painting long swirls that curled around the room with the brown and black paint from Kakuzu's room and the hallways. The walls looked nice with Sakura's new black carpet.
They had brought Sakura's furniture from her room at the base into her room and now had her king sized beds head board in the center of the North wall that was opposite of her door and. They had pulled her black silk sheets on it and had the black and brown blanket covering it with the matching pillows. They had a fun time getting the dark red mesh material to hang from the canopy and surround the bed (Tora ended up falling and getting hurt). Sakura liked how her bed fit between the two windows of the room and she liked the dark brown curtains that reached the floor.
They had her desk next to the right side of the bed and had her laptop, lamp, and her photos of the Akatsuki members, her and Hinata, her and her father and Konan, and her old picture of her and Sasuke when they were sixteen. On the West wall they had put her wide book shelf that held her many books, medic notes, and scrolls into the corner. A few feet away, they had put her dresser that held half of her cloths. On the East wall, she had her huge walk in closet that she shared with Hinata and that joined the girls rooms together. She had also pulled a small couch into her room that was black leather.
"Yeah Hina?" Sakura asked her.
"Aren't you supposed to meet Sasuke in ten minutes?" Hinata asked innocently.
Sakura's eyes shot wide open. "Crap!" she yelled as she ran out of the room.
"So, do you see a love triangle forming with her and the Uchiha brothers?" Tora asked the girls as they walked into Hinata's room to start working on it.
"I think it might be an odd one forming," Miki said as she started mixing the dark silver paint.
"I think so too. It will only be the weirdest on ever," Hinata said. She started to lay newspapers around the room incase any paint dripped on her gray carpet.
"I can see that Sakura and Itachi like each other, but she and Sasuke are really close too," Tora pointed out as she cleaned the paint rollers and brushes in Hinata's personal bathroom.
"Trust me, Sakura and Sasuke are close, but they think of each other as siblings more then anything else. Itachi's just jealous because he knows that Sakura use to have feelings for Sasuke," Hinata explained to them. She dipped the paint roller into the plate of dark metallic silver and started running it over her wall.
"So when are you betting?" Miki asked the girls.
"I'll bet 300 dollars that Sakura and Itachi get together within two months from today," Tora said with a smile.
"I'll bet 700 that Sakura and Itachi get together from the beginning of your two months and four months later," Miki told them.
"I'll bet 2,850 that they get together by the time our stay in Konoha is finished," Hinata told them. The three girls shook hands and the bet was made.
"Sakura." Said girl turned to find her handsome ex-teammate standing behind her. She gave him an apologetic smile.
"Sorry I'm late, we were fixing up the house and I lost track of time," Sakura explained.
"At least you have a better excuse then Kakashi," Sasuke told her. Sakura gave a half smile.
"Come on," Sasuke told her before walking into the tea house. The place was half full and all conversation in the place stopped when they saw Sakura. Apparently they had found out about her being the daughter of Pain.
Sasuke walked to a booth that was as far away from others as it could be.
"So, what have you been up to all day?" Sasuke asked her.
"Decorating, shopping, and yelling at S class criminals. The usual."
"I see," Sasuke told her with a nod of his head.
"So, what has been going on in Konoha?" Sakura asked him.
"I'm more interested in what's going on between you and my brother," Sasuke told her. Sakura blushed until her face was red. She suddenly dropped her face into the palms of her hands and groaned.
"Not you too!"
"Itachi, staring at the clock isn't going to make her come home sooner," Hinata told him. Itachi only looked at her before he went back to staring at the clock again.
"What do you think your brother will do to her Itachi? Rape her or something?" Miki asked him. Itachi's face stayed emotionless.
"I think your brothers actually kind of hot," Tora told him. Itachi looked at her before he rolled his eyes.
"I've got to agree," Hinata told them.
"I can see why Sakura fell for him before," Miki pointed out. The three girls smirked as they saw Itachi's eyes narrow a bit.
"It will be a miracle if she doesn't fall for him again."
"You got that right!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Hey Itachi, why are you looking at us like that?"
"Itachi, why is your sharingan on?"
"Itachi, why are you- DEAR GOD!"
"!"
"OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
Sakura later came home to three very injured girls. When she asked Itachi what had happened, he only shrugged and walked away.
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