A loud giggle caught my attention and I turned to glare at the excited blonde next to me. We stood in front of a mansion, one of the biggest I'd ever seen.

We were getting our revenge tonight. Everyone else was already done however we'd wanted ours to be special. We'd been practicing our skills, Deidara had learned that his clay was flammable and could explode under the right circumstance, I on the otherhand used puppets as distractions and I'd become very good with poisons. Most were animal toxins except for snake toxins. I'd learned Deidara had a phobia of snakes when he found one in my room. I'd walked in to find him lighting the cage on fire and watching as the poor thing hissed and burned. After that no more snakes, although scorpions were another story. I loved the little things almost as much as I loved my blonde.

Now however we were going to be pulling off our biggest job yet.

"Cameras gone?"

"All blown up." said Deidara proudly. "And this is the night the help is off!"

"Excellent." We snuck inside without much trouble. Deidara and I had gone over the blueprints of this place dozens of times, we knew where we were going. Soon we were in a bedroom with two lumps in the bed. I walked over to one side and Deidara went to the other.

We both had syringes full of sedative and we quickly injected into our victims before they noticed. They moved a little but other than that were quite quiet. That gave us only a few minutes. We hauled them out of bed and Deidara grabbed two chairs. We pulled some rope out of our bags and tied them to the chairs, ankles to each of the legs and hands behind their backs.

Deidara took longer than I did but he was still getting used to his new arm.

Kakuzu had actually turned out to be one hell of a doctor and we'd worked together to create a prosthetic arm for Deidara. He missed his hand mouth, but it was easier to make sculptures again.

Deidara had wanted to blindfold them but I found that pointless since we wanted them to see everything.

"This is gonna be so awesome un!" Deidara announced placing his hand on mine and giving it a tight squeeze. We'd hit Vegas a month ago and gotten married. Short sweet and to the point, just how Deidara liked it. We planned to go on our honeymoon after we finished out little job here. The two people shifted and opened their eyes.

"Oh look babe they're up, oh we forgot to gag them!" Deidara whined and I smiled.

"The poison we used as a sedative completely destroys the vocal cords. They'll watch and we'll have no interruption." Now the two seemed completely aware and were struggling to be freed.

"Hi Mom, Dad." Deidara chirped loudly. "Happy to see me?" No response and Deidara laughed. "Anyways guess what? I'm a married man!" The looks of horror on his parent's faces were easy to see as he came over to me and gave me a sloppy kiss. "And me and Danna are together now un! And we're in lovey love un!" Another kiss.

"Brat enough with the slobber."

"Aww but my slobber's special slobber Danna. It's my slobber."

"And why does that make it less slobberish?" I asked when a soft kiss was placed on my cheek.

"Because it's mine and everything that comes out of me is special right?"

"Very." I said with a groanish laugh and then I remembered his parents still sitting there.

"So since you were so supportive of my lifestyle I decided that tonight I get my revenge un!" he said turning back to his parent.

"Brat they've got about two minutes so you might wanna speed things up." I warned.

"Aww you and your poisons always so quick to kill." I laughed at how freaked out their faces became.

"You let the cat out of the bag brat."

"Aww did I already? Well I wanted to see you squirm a bit more but I guess it won't happen." He smiled and walked forward placing his good hand against his mother's cheek. Pure disgust was on her face as the tongue slobbered on her cheek. "Still don't love me un?" he asked softly sitting on her lap. She looked at him with such a pissed look and turned her head quickly.

Deidara suddenly screamed and jumped away from his mother.

"Brat!" My voice was filled with concern as I looked at him cradling an injured hand. His face became angry and he glared at his mom.

"You know what un I thought that you still would love me. I actually fucking believed you still loved me! Turns out I was an idiot huh?" He held out a syringe filled with blue liquid. "And to think I was going to save you un." At that his mother's eyes widened and she tried to say something. "Oh well." He dropped the syringe to the floor and crushed it with his foot before trotting over to me like an injured puppy. "Danna my hand hurts."

"I know brat let's go get you bandaged up." He nodded and we left the room leaving his parents alone. I set Deidara's bomb outside while he stayed in for one second more. He needed time before he said goodbye to all his childhood memories. The bomb quietly went off and the house caught quickly. "Come on brat." I whispered as the flames began to eat at the house and I soon heard sirens. "Deidara." I had just decided to run in when Deidara ran out.

His face was covered in soot and he was coughing.

I ran up to him and hugged him only to hear the sirens wail even louder. I picked him up bridal style and began running while he held onto something tightly. When we were far away enough or far away enough for my liking I placed him down. Deidara was breathing normally now and he had a light smile on his face.

"What the hell was so important you had to run back in there?" I asked as I checked him for any injuries. Deidara smiled and held out something. It was something that looked like a cat that was worn and ripped.

"Her name's kitty un."

"She doesn't have a more creative name?" He shook his head and cuddled it close.

"She's special un, like Hiruko is to you. She likes me being gay."

"Oh yes the stuffed animal talks to you." I said with a roll of my eyes and Deidara looked up with a smile.

"You talk to your puppets."

"Point taken." I headed into the woods with Deidara following quickly after me. I stopped and turned around to kiss him. He was now at a normal weight even if his bones stuck out a little.

He was still a bit on the insane side, but then again that's how I liked him, that's how I loved him.