The Good Girls That Went Bad

Hello everyone!

I am SO SORRY for this late chapter! So much has been happening and I've been getting ready for school this September too.

Okay, this is kind of a random day with the Akatsuki. My cousin and I started talking about random chapters to put in the story, and this is what you get.

I don't own Naruto, because if I did, I would be in it and Itachi would be mine!

Chapter Ten~ Fuck Buddies
"No!" Sakura exclaimed to the raven haired boy next to her. Sasuke nodded. "I can't believe it!"

"Everyone else was a bit surprised too," Sasuke admitted.

"They really did that?" Sakura asked him again.

"Yes," Sasuke told her. "Naruto, Kiba, Neji, Sai, Ino, Tenten, and almost all the other ninjas other then myself, Sai, and Shino got drunk the night the search for you and Hinata was called off. They got totally wasted actually. Naruto and Kiba ended up waking up the entire street when they started screaming out 'Mr. Lonely' by Akon, Ino and Tenten threatened to kill themselves, Kakashi and Iruka kissed, Neji called Hiashi a cock sucking bastered, and Tsunade and Jiraiya were found half naked together in her office the next morning."

Sakura couldn't stop laughing. Tears started to fall from her eyes. Sasuke stood next to her with some of the bags that she had bought at the market. The two of them had received a lot of odd looks, but nothing much happened.

Once Sakura had called down, her and Sasuke continued walking and Sakura continued to ask questions about everyone while Sasuke answered them. The Akatsuki have been in Konoha for a full week now and she and Sasuke had spent time together nearly everyday. She has yet to speak to Kakashi, Naruto, Tsunade, or any of her other old friends.

When they got to the Akatsuki's home, Sasuke was trying to give the bags to Sakura, but she wouldn't take them.

"Come help me bring these inside. There's nothing to be afraid of Sasuke," Sakura told him as she opened the iron gate.

"For you. You're their boss's daughter," Sasuke pointed out. Sakura giggled. She held the gate open for him, waiting for him to enter. Sasuke sighed and walked in. Sakura smiled at him.

The two of them entered the house and only a second after Sakura had closed the door Deidara came flying at them. Sasuke pulled Sakura to him so the she wouldn't get hit by the man. Deidara hit the door with a thud.

"AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER TRY TO FEEL UP MY ASS!" Tora screamed at the hurt blond. Tora seemed to notice Sakura and Sasuke for the first time and blushed.

"Sorry about that," Tora said as she rubbed the back of her head. Sasuke only blinked at her while Sakura healed the lump on Deidara's head.

"You must be kept busy around here as a medic," Sasuke stated to Sakura who nodded her head. Sasuke then gave the bags the Deidara and Sakura did the same. Deidara huffed in annoyance. He's the one who just got injured, why does he have to do this?

"It seems like these guys can't walk in a strait line without getting something broken," Hinata told him as she entered the room. Hinata smiled at the younger Uchiha. Sasuke nodded back.

"Neji's out of the hospital now, Hinata-san. He was looking around the town for you," Sasuke told her. Hinata shrugged acting as if she could care less. Sakura rolled her eyes at her sister.

"Go search for him already," Sakura told her. Hinata glared.

"Oi! What is going the fuck on in- Whoa," Everyone in the room turned to see Tobi, Sasori, and Hidan standing in the doorway. "You really fucking do look just like that bastered Itachi!" Hidan told him.

"Kisame told us that they looked similar, but I didn't know that the kid would be a mini-Itachi with different hair," Sasori said.

"Hello! You look just like Itachi-sama! Do you act like Itachi-sama too? Tobi is a good boy and Tobi likes lollipops. Do you like lollipops, sir?" Tobi asked him.

Sasuke looked at Sakura. How the hell she managed to live with these people for three years in a mystery to him. Sakura looked at her ex-teammate and gave a shaky smile. He'll get use to the weirdness sooner or later . . . maybe.

Sasuke was annoyed. All weak he has had people telling him that. 'You and your brother look so much alike' it was annoying.

"You must hear that a lot now, hu?" Miki asked as she also entered the room. It was getting crowded in there.

"Yes actually, I do. By the way, Tenten wants a rematch with you next week," Sasuke told her. Miki nodded her head.

"So, how was your date with Sasuke?" Tora teased. Sasuke and Sakura rolled there eyes. When they were younger, people always asked them if they were a couple. They couldn't really blame any of them though (but I didn't say they had to be happy about that).

"Sasuke and I are not dating, Tora. We are merely old teammates and friends that are catching up," Sakura told her.

Everyone smirked. Did she really think that would stop them from teasing?

"You know, you two are a cute couple," Deidara told them.

"I bet they were fucking each other every fucking day when they were sixteen, too," Hidan piped in.

"So, is Sakura any good in bed?" Kisame asked.

"How big is Sasuke, Sakura?" Tora asked.

"Sakura, your daddy is going to be SO angry when we tell him that your fuck buddies with Sasuke Uchiha," Sasori told her.

"Sasuke-Kun, Sakura-Chan, why are you both so mad?" Tobi asked them.

"I wonder who will be angrier, Itachi or Pain?" Hinata asked.

"Why would I be angry?"

Everyone turned and saw Itachi in the doorway. They laughed nervously.

"They all wonder if Itachi-Sama would be angrier then Pain-Sama if he found out that Sakura-Chan and Sasuke-Chan are fuck buddies!" Tobi told him happily.

Almost everyone looked at him with wide eyes. Everything was silent . . . for about five seconds.

"TOBI YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Tobi then ran for his life as almost all the Akatsuki chased him while yelling death threats. The only ones left in the room where Sakura, Sasuke, and Itachi.

"Fuck buddies?" Itachi asked them. He wasn't sure if he wanted to know about this.

"NO!" both of them yelled together. Not him too!Blondest Blonde of Them All

EVERYONE! I'm giving a shout out to a few friends of mine. If you want some funny stories, look up 'Tobi's Bad Day' by

Also, I was thinking of this idea where Suna finds out about Konoha's truce with Akatsuki and get pissed. They threaten to break the alliance between the two since there still soar about the whole 'Sasori Killed the Second (Third?) Kazagake' and 'The Akatsuki Sucked the Soul Out of the Current Kazakage' thing. (Their so sensitive about that stuff!) Anyway, Konoha will need to send a few Konoha nin their, and I want to send one or two Akatsuki members.

Here are your options for which Konoha nin will be sent.

Naruto- He's Gaara's best friend and the future Hokage so I suppose he would be a good choice.

Shikamaru- I am definitely putting some ShikaTema in this fic. Anyway, he's smart, a dear 'friend' of Temari's, and a trusted Shinobi.

Neji- He's smart as hell, even tempered, and I can always say that he and Gaara are close friends now.

Here are your options for which Akatsuki Member will be sent.

Sakura- She knows Gaara, is Naruto's ex-teammate, was once a respected medic nin, and will one day be a Kage, so this would be good practice.

Hinata- Since she will one day lead the Akatsuki, it would be a good idea for her to represent them now.

Miki- I think that I will use her. I could make it so that Temari (like Tenten) is a fan of Miki's Weapons. Miki and her could share the same odd friendship that she will with Tenten.

Anyway, I want three or four people to be sent, and will probably be able to make three or four chapters out of it, so please vote!

I hope you all liked it!

Byz!