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I have decided to give Luna the ten tails! More will be reviled in time.

''Team seven, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, and Luna Blades team leader Kakashi Hatake.''

Luna's prov...

I opened the door to find, my soon to be team stile waiting for Kakashi. I walked in and grimaced at Sakura's hair and fighting the urge to burn it. I kicked up my feet on a desk and leaned back, noticing stare's coming my way. I just looked at them before looking at the roof, Sakura glared.

''Who are you?'' Sakura finally asked, I looked at her raising an eyebrow before going back to looking at the roof.

After a few moments of being glared at by the Sakura bitch, I got up and started putting up a trap. Naruto helped a bit I grinned at him before going back to the desk and watching the door.

''He's a Jonin he's not going to fall for that.'' Sasuke stated I smirked at him then at the door.

It opened and a silver head popped in then he was vary colorful. I smirked at a glaring Sasuke. ''Ya he didn't fall for it at all.'' Kakashi looked at me glaring more at me then Naruto.

''My first thought, I hate you!'' I snickered making Naruto and I go into a fit of laughter when we stopped. ''Met me on the roof in five minuets.'' He glared and smoked away.

*O_O*O_O*O_O*

On the roof Luna's prov...

They all gave there intro's and where now looking at me. I didn't say anything for a moment.

''I'm Luna, I hate pink, I like purple, I also hate jerks that think there all that just because there from some o-so-grate clan, dream that's class aphid.'' I then went back to not talking.

I yawned as Kakashi gave his speech to scare us, then dashed of to go train.

*O_O*O_O*O_O*

Next morning Luna's prov...

I yawned in the tree I was perched in having eaten a nice sized breakfast before coming. I took a cat nap till Sakura and Naruto yelled at the copy nin. Just as they where wondering where I was I jumped and landed behind Sakura smirking. I waited then she turned to me and the boy's finding what I was doing amusing didn't worn her. She shrieked and fainted making me double over laughing tears streaming down my face at how freaked she was.

''Oi! Sakura-baka wake up Sasuke want to kiss you~'' She bolted up and had stars in her eye's wile looking at the duck but head.

I grinned before yawning, Sasuke glared at me I just waved him of. Kakashi gave the speech and Naruto being the idiot he is started attacking him. I yawned seeing my chance I took the three bell's since there are 4 Genin. I sat down next to the stump cross legged, The fight's and genjutsu where the same only I took photo's.

''Kakashi what do you mean, I've had all three I just have to give them the bell's and we win.'' I yawned giving them them the bell's. ''I ate before coming so no big deal if I miss a meal.'' I sat back down yawning.

''Well you have to be tied up.'' I gave Kakashi a look and got up.

''Oh even though I have this?'' I held out a pile of books.

''NO anything but that!'' It was to late I was already burning them halo no jutsu on full, he had anime tears. ''YOUR EVIL!'' he glared I just looked at him smiling sweetly.

''You just figured that out?'' I asked sweetly he moaned for his lost books. I yawned before walking away.

''Be on the bridge at six!'' Kakashi said leaving in a poof of smoke.

*O_O*O_O*O_O*

I yawned having asked to leave to train for a week, I put my head band in a scroll to make most think I'm a civilian. I was passing a crossing near a stream, I filled my skin up never know when I'll be out of water. Shadows behind me I didn't make a move knowing they wouldn't attack unless needed. I got up and turned and found my self facing Itachi and the fish Kisame I nodded my head and moved so they could fill there water.

I yawned a bit before starting on my way but stopped do to fishy getting in my way. I looked up at him slightly annoyed.

''Could you move, your big fish ass is in the way.'' I stated he glared but I just yawned.

''Let's kill her I haven't killed anyone in a wile.'' I looked back at Itachi before kicking fishy in the *BEEP* before walking around him. Itachi being the stalk ninja he is took all his will power not to laugh.

I made it a few mile's walking when I noticed there chakra's following me, sighing I kept walking. I yawned a bit I was heading to there hid out anyway. They passed me having sat down to take a swig of water. Itachi watched me in the corner of his eye I just looked up at him. Before getting up and following them.

I kept following them I have a hole week to annoy them and the Akatsuki, I grinned inwardly walking five step's behind them. Fishy was now twitching and turned around.

''What the fuck are you following us!?'' I just looked at him halo no jutsu on full, he twitched.

''You going the same way i'm headed.'' I smirked. ''You are the Akatsuki Itachi and Mr. Fish of the sword what ever's.'' I was pinned to a tree though I manged to keep air going and keep a bewildered face at the vary least.

''How do you know about us?'' He hissed I gave him a pointed look.

''Well if I had any doubts I don't anymore.'' I smirked at his glare fishy snickered at this.

''Answer me!'' He growled.

''No I think I shall hold onto that info.'' I smirked his grip tightened making it harder to breath.

''Your not in a position to say that, now answer me!'' He growled.

''Ya chocking me so much it's hard to breath let alone talk, are you really the grate Itachi?'' I gasped out he lessened the grip a bit. ''Much better, though I still wont talk.'' I even yawned Fishy and Itachi twitched.

''Oh you wont talk?'' Fishy asked.

''Neh, nop not a chance.'' I smirked.

''Your coming with us you'll see reason to talk.'' I eye'd Itachi.

''Nah no thanks.'' I stared the other way when Fishy grabbed my shirt.

''We didn't ask.'' Fishy said lifting me up and they started walking I pouted.

''Put me down you fish!'' I shouted seeing him twitch.

''I"M A SHARK!'' He yelled I waved him of.

''Sharks are fish.'' I slapped the air he twitched.

''Shark!'' He growled.

''FISH!'' I yelled back.

''SHARK!"

"FISH!''

''SHARK, SHARK, SHARK!''

''FISHY, FISH, FISH STICKS!" I yelled back Itachi was twitching as we kept yelling.

''Shut up.'' Itachi finally growled.

''Itachi your the smart one tell him Sharks are fish.'' I said pointing to Fishy he twitched and made to yell again only from a sharp look from Itachi to shut him up.

''Sharks are fish.'' He stated I gave a thumb's up.

''Told you so~'' I said sing-a-song voice halo no jutsu on full. ''And I can walk you fish stick!'' My shirt was about to rip. He put me down and Itachi put rope's on my wrist's. ''Kinky much?'' I asked so only Itachi could hear he did not blush not at all!

''Do you even know what that means?'' He asked having a hard time not raising his voice.

''Ya candy right I heard someone say it was I wrong?'' I asked playing innocent fishy found this amusing.

''Has anyone given you the talk?'' Itachi asked (I know ooc but I can't think of what Itachi would say and really the talk subject coming from Itachi.)

''What talk?'' I pressed walking next to him halo no jutsu on full.

''The birds and the Bee's.'' Itachi was getting more and more twitchy.

''What the 7 hell's are you talking about?'' I asked Ten-nii-san was snickering. 'Ten-nii what's wrong?' 'Your evil.'' I inwardly smirked.

''I'll have Rain give it to you when we get there.'' Itachi said.

''Ok but what dose Kinky mean?'' I had a hard time with my innocent face and halo no jutsu. Tan-nii was out right laughing.

''Rain will tell you!'' Itachi said fishy snickered.

''Eh? Fishy will you tell me?'' I turned my evil innocent face and halo to him, he started to sweat.

''Rain will tell you!'' He said turning to looked anywhere but me.

I gave a questioning gaze 'Hay Ten-nii! I should do this to Kakashi when I get back!' I heard evil laughing in my head, I turned to Itachi a qwizled look plastered on my face.

Ok I need idea's on how to annoy the Akatsuki and if she's Mary-sue all the better way to annoy the Akatsuki! R&R I need your help!