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''Sharks are fish.'' He stated I gave a thumb's up.
''Told you so~'' I said sing-a-song voice halo no jutsu on full. ''And I can walk you fish stick!'' My shirt was about to rip. He put me down and Itachi put rope's on my wrist's. ''Kinky much?'' I asked so only Itachi could hear he did not blush not at all!
''Do you even know what that means?'' He asked having a hard time not raising his voice.
''Ya candy right I heard someone say it. Was I wrong?'' I asked playing innocent fishy found this amusing.
''Has anyone given you the talk?'' Itachi asked (I know ooc but I can't think of what Itachi would say and really the talk subject coming from Itachi.)
''What talk?'' I pressed walking next to him halo no jutsu on full.
''The birds and the Bee's.'' Itachi was getting more and more twitchy.
''What in the 7 hell's are you talking about?'' I asked Ten-nii-san was snickering. 'Ten-nii what's wrong?' 'Your evil.'' I inwardly smirked.
''I'll have Rain give it to you when we get there.'' Itachi said walking a bit faster.
''Ok but what dose Kinky mean?'' I had a hard time with my innocent face and halo no jutsu. Ten-nii was out right laughing.
''Rain will tell you!'' Itachi said fishy snickered.
''Eh? Fishy will you tell me?'' I turned my evil innocent face and halo to him, he started to sweat.
''Rain will tell you!'' He said turning to looked anywhere but me.
I gave a questioning gaze 'Hay Ten-nii! I should do this to Kakashi when I get back!' I heard evil laughing in my head, I turned to Itachi a qwizled look plastered on my face.
Luna's prov...
I giggled as Itachi and Fishy twitched as I asked what kinky mean's for the 100th time. I then switched topic's because it was getting boring.
''Neh, Itachi how much longer?'' His annoyed twitch's didn't go un noticed. ''Annoyance was high as the three travelers made there way.'' I narrated smirked at the twitching only been an hour and I got Itachi twitching.
''Shut up before I kill you.'' Fishy growled annoyed glaring.
''Shut up before I kill you.'' I mimicked he started twitching un controllable.
''Can I kill her?'' He asked.
''Can I kill him?'' I asked he glared not realizing I said him instead of her.
''Shut up!''
''Shut up!''
''Stop that!''
''Stop that.'' I grinned. ''I will if you lose your sword.''
''Not happening.'' Fishy stated.
''Find it was getting boring anyway.'' I sighed. ''Well then it was fun wile it lasted. Cat transform no jutsu!/Neko wa jutsu o henkan shinai!'' Where they had been where just cloths. Looking closer kitten's where in the two pile's of cloths.
I smirked down at them they glared and if they could talk that say 'What the fuck did you do?' I chuckled picking up there thing's and putting them in a scroll. They kept glaring making me giggle.
''I turned you into cat's. Are you going to follow me or take you chance's with something that might eat you?'' I asked they followed still glaring.
After hours of silence it was getting dark and the kitten form's of Itachi and Fishy where slowing down. I picked them up and put them in my bag they could look out if they wanted. After a few more hours of walking in the dark I set up a fire in a clearing Itachi and Fishy sleeping, I yawned before going into my mind scape to get some rest but still seem to be awake.
I came out of my mind scape an hour before dawn. Itachi and Fishy woke to the bag gently lifting. Poking there heads out to find I had stood up making the bag shift.
''Morning have some jerky.'' I gave them both some jerky munching on a piece my self.
They got out of the bag to take care of stuff before we set out. I yawned still a bit sleepy. ''Mission turn Akatsuki into kitten's part one successful, now to turn you friends, then talk some sense into your leader.''
A black fox came out in a poof of smoke. ''Ten-nii what's up?''
''Luna-Chan, Deidara and doll face five hours away normal.'' Ten-nii informed, I nodded.
''You mean one hour right?'' I put Itachi and Fishy in the bag and raced of.
''Of coarse my mistake Luna-Chan~'' Ten-nii said amused before poof he was gone in a swirl of smoke.
I slowed when I sensed two large chakra's. I took note at there pace before speeding to act as if I was taking a brake so they would just pass. I sat down on the sand drinking from my water before giving the kitten's some.
''Art if an explosion yeah!'' Came a voice.
''Art is for ever lasting!'' Came another.
''Art is in the eye of the beholder.'' I put in they having come into hearing rang. ''It can be fleeting or ever lasting, it has meany forms.''
''Who are you?'' The blond asked glaring.
''Me I have meany name's, Ruby, Kc, Ream, Valley etc. But now and day's I am Luna.'' I answered calmly.
''What ever yeah!'' Deidara said and they moved on I followed.
''Neh are you a girl?'' I asked the blond twitched.
''I'm a guy yeah!'' He growled making me grin.
''Really?'' I said with an air of grate surprise. ''Good I thought it would be so said if they called a girl Deidara.'' He froze not having told me his name. ''So doll face-san, Deidara-chan it was nice meeting you. Neko wa jutsu o henkan shinai!''
After putting there thing's in a scroll to more kitten's joined the grope. I picked them up and started walking I chuckled at the for little glare's. The villege of sand came into view or Sunagakure if you puffer. I came to the gate and showed them my ID I had to in case I needed people to be leave I wasn't a ninja. They let me in and I started looking around the store's.
A red haired boy about 'my' age cot my eye, with a black 'love' tat over his right eye. He was with his brother and sister. I walked closer to the both they where standing next to, I looked at the little charm's. I felt the set's of eye's on me, I picked up 4 chain's paid before turning acting as if I just noticed them.
''Hello!'' I chirped at the three, shock was on there face's.
''Hello?'' Temari repeated.
''I'm Luna I just got into the villege.'' I smiled before leaving someone came to me even though we where in hearing distance.
''Be more careful that's the Shukaku's Jinchuriki.'' The random person said I stared.
''So?'' I asked to the man's shock.
''He'll kill you!'' The man said trying to reason, Gaara got a dark look.
''No he wont, not if I don't try and kill him! I met someone like him in the land of stone, I bet it's because of villagers making him an out cast!'' I stated. ''Come on put your self in his shoe's for a moment. All your life people try to kill you for something you have no control over.''
I shook my head. ''You know what a sealing scroll if right?''
''Ya everyone dose.'' The man said making me nod.
''Do you judge a scroll by the kunai?'' I asked he shook his head. ''Then don't judge a Jinchuriki it's no different.'' I stated walking of anyone who had heard that stood rooted to there spot's at the cold hard truth.
I took note at Gaara's face one of someone who had a grate burden taken of of him at his brother and sisters thinking state's. a little later I was sitting in a park watching kids play when the sand sibling's walked over.
''Oh hello!'' I chirped smiling.
''Earlier you meant what you said right?'' Kankuro asked I took note at his angry eye's not at me or Gaara but at him self.
''Ya, I know Naruto Uzumaki he's the nine tail's container. Also my team mate though I'm taking a training trip.'' I sighed.
''You just revealed info to possible enemy ninja you know that?'' Kankuro stated more then asked.
I looked up at him a glint in my eye. ''I'm also the Ten tail's container.''
Pure and total shock all around. ''Wait but-'' I shushed him pointing the ninja that where coming by.
''Know where we can talk?'' I asked they nodded and showed me to there house.
''I thought the Ten tail's could only be summoned by having all nine beast's. Them needing to merge for it to work.'' Gaara said I sighed and let Ten-nii out.
''Ten-nii, meet Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari.'' I chimed.
''Luna-Chan shouldn't you be more careful? For all you know they could attack you!'' I chuckled at his worry.
''You see Ten-nii and the other beast's, well have been misjudged sense the begging.'' I told them the long history and after I was now asleep in a spare room.
I wasn't really sleeping mostly training in my mind scape, when I came to I gut to make them some food. I giggled at Gaara's bed hair even though he can't get any sleep.
''Before I go I'm going to help you with you sleep problem.'' I stated placing his plate in front of him.
''Oi is it my fault I take him over?'' Shukaku asked seemingly from no where but I knew it was from the sand.
''Yes, you crazy Tanuki!'' I stated amused chuckling.
I took the silence as a pout, I giggled before sighing how long will I live in this limbo? I wondered to my self. Kankuro and Temari came in, I sat there plate's in front of them before getting my own.
''She can cook, fight, and is a looker what can't she do?'' Kankuro stated.
''Stand pink frilly dress's.'' I stated giggling at his face. ''Or anything to girly such as pink. It take's all of my will power not to set my teammate Sakura-Chan's hair on fire.'' I commented.
''I feel for you. So any crush's?'' Temari asked.
''Well there is Cloud-kun, but it'll only end tragically so I stay away from that stuff.'' I sighed. ''What about you?'' I retorted making her blush.
''I don't have anyone yet.'' She said blushing making me laugh.
''Ok cute stuff out of they way, I'll have to leave after I do you seal.'' I said before adding. ''The Chunin exams make shore you guy's come!''
''Of coarse!'' I giggled at how ex-sighted the puppet Genin sounded.
After I had done Gaara's seal, I left Ten-nii having given me a destination. Me and the Akatsuki kitten's could faintly hear yelling, I giggled.
Unknown to Luna Gaara and co found three chain's for them. The prank Luna had left turned out to be everyone turned purple.
I found Hiden and Kakuzu in the hid out, Zetsu and Tobi where with them. ''Oh so this is what ninja do?'' I wondered out loud there heads snapped to me. ''Neko wa jutsu o henkan shinai!'' They turned into kitten's I laughed at there face's, before dodging a well aimed kick.
''Neko wa jutsu o henkan shinai!'' I shouted and there was a grey kitten there Rain-Chan I noted. ''Come on in you get.'' I said pointing to the bag Itachi, Fishy, Dei-chan, and doll face where.
I put there thing's into scroll's searching the hole place hidden chambers even they didn't know about. I smiled at my loot. ''I was a Pirate in a past life.'' Well it was true but they didn't know that.
I finally came to a door that had Pain behind it. I opened it I was right there where 8 orange haired guy's and a red head that I knew was behind them.
''Nagato.'' I stated his eye's held shock. ''What your have been doing is not the way to peace.''
''But it is.'' He insisted.
''Really? Teaming up with that bastard Madara!I know for a fact it wasn't really the nine tail's that attacked the leaf it was him! Tobi is Obito Kakashi's old team mate! I know a lot about you Akatsuki! And in the end what ever you, Obito, and Madara will end up destroying the world!'' I glared.
''Neko wa jutsu o henkan shinai!'' I shouted and he turned into a kitten the body's slumping to the ground dead as they should have been. ''First a formal good bye before we head out.''
I picked up the body's one by one taking them to a clearing, I set them on fire giving my blessing's to Yahiko. I picked up Nagato and put him in the bag, Ten-nii came out and told me that The team was about to head out. I dashed as fast as I could and got there after an hour of running I was going so fast I almost passed them on there way!
''Shit! To fast! To fast!'' I shouted sliding to a stop.
''Luna?'' Kakashi said shocked regaining his composer after I snatched his Ich Ich book and burned it. ''My Ich ich!'' Kakashi cried in sorrow for the lose of his book.
''Yep it's me so what's up?'' I asked noting the drunk old guy. ''Of bridge guy got it.'' My eye's flickered to the puddle for a moment.
''You my book!'' Kakashi glared half hearted making me smile innocently HarÅ nashi jutsu/halo no jutsu! on full.
''Hay how'd you know where where here?'' Naruto questioned.
''I'm just cool like that! Plus Ten-nii told me!'' Said black fox came with a poof at his name. ''I have the fox summon's.''
''Jubi how?'' Kurama's voice was heard in both Naruto and Luna's mind.
'Easy Kurama I'm his container and I must say we are on goof term's unlike you and Naruto.' Luna replied in her head Naruto had a startled look.
Too be continued...
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