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Dear Naruto fanfiction writers,
Yo! Uzumaki Naruto here! Believe it!
The reason why I'm writing to you guys is because of the content of some of the stories that you guys are posting about me.
First of all, it's great that I get to be the Orange Hokage and all, because one day I will be! Believe it!
But what's disturbed me most, is well, some of what you call 'pairings'.
Me and Sasuke-teme do NOT have a thing going on. Which is funny, because I've re-watched the Naruto series and I didn't see or remember myself and Sasuke doing anything like THAT.
I love Sakura. Not Sasuke-teme. (Pay close attention to the underlined word)
Now don't even bother giving me the excuse of "Oh, but you keep trying so hard to bring him back!"
Reality check: If one of your best friends turned evil and left your village, would you not try to help them, by bringing them back and out of the darkness?
So that's settled then. Just you wait, I'll bring that jerk back!
Here's another thing! How is it that I'm constantly eating ramen like how Choji is constantly eating his potato chips! I don't eat that much ramen, do I?! Huh?!
And why is it that I'm always so clueless? I mean, there's gotta be at least one time in the series that I've done something clever, right? Right?!
But other than that, I guess I'm satisfied—Hey wait! What's this about me doing—
—what do you mean I've gotta end the letter now?! I'M NOT DONE YET!
HEY COME BACK! YOU—
Naruto
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS GO TO: Keitaro Zetai, fanofthisfiction, thor94, Guest and 61394. Thank you so much for your reviews! :D
This letter was originally Letter 6 when it was first published in 2012.
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Be sure to let me know what you thought in a review and what you would like to see in future chapters!
See you. :)