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Dear Naruto fanfiction writers,
Hey there. My first impression of you is I hate you.
I'm writing to explain my feelings on some of the things that you write about me.
It's quite disturbing.
First of all, why would I fall in love with a girl who, quite frankly, is not my type, and is… what? Half my age? Seriously? And after falling in love with her, why would I admit to her that I'm a predator? Are you crazy?! And it only gets worse…
After 'spying' on this innocent girl, why would I want to force her into a bar and get her drunk? And then you know how it all ends…
Are you kidding me?
In case you have confused Naruto with another anime, I have not once been mentioned as an alcoholic, or even entering a bar before. Yes, I have an obsession with a perverted book, but I have not once done ANYTHING that Jiraiya has written about doing himself.
Please do not even get me started on my former students who are again, half me age! At this very moment, Sasuke would kill me without any hesitation or care. Naruto would… *shudders*… be outraged. And Sakura would pound me into oblivion, then seek out Jiraiya to deal with him for corrupting my mind.
Can you please get this into your heads: I would never manipulate anyone, much less someone light years younger than me. For those of you with no common sense: This includes Naruto, Konohamaru, Sasuke, Sakura, Gaara, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Tenten, Neji, Lee OR Gai—who is my rival. If you do not know what the definition of rival is, I suggest you go onto a wonderful search engine called 'Google' and sort yourself out!
And here we go again with the pairings. I have NO feelings for Iruka, who I haven't even SPOKEN to, and when I did, it was an argument about my students!
I guess that's it; I better get back to reading Icha Ic – I mean, um, mission reports.
Kakashi
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A/N: Hey guys! Thanks so much for your reviews, follows, favs and shout out to 61394 for adding my story to their community! :)
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