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Chapter 15: to eleven

So… its been a week since the date,
the memory of it still causing me to break out into a goofy grin.
I could only chuckle when the others asked me how it went.
In the end, it took Rainbow Dash flying me up as high as possible,
joking that she would drop me if I didn't spill the beans.
She flew us back down to the library, where the others were waiting.

Rarity simply demanded "you have to tell us"
I turned to walk out but was met with a pink maned shy pony. "Please?"
she gave me a look which could very well kill a man with cute.
I sighed...
"okay, okay…" little did I know that Celestia was listening in.
as I told them about what had happened, each pony had reacted differently..
well..

except for Rarity and Fluttershy, who both sighed and said "how romantic".
I simply shrugged my shoulders, when a certain Pegasus pony knocked on the door.
"oh hey Ditzy Doo," she smiled, holding a letter in her mouth. "that for me?"
she nodded, an air of worry was plastered on her face. I took the letter and opened it.

Robert,

I'm sending a patient to live with you

She recently reappeared and needs a place to stay
for a while until she gets back on her hooves.
She'll be arriving in three days.
You're the only one I can rely on.

We have no room in the Hospital,
and seeing as she's healed better than we expected
she should be there for a few weeks.

Her name is vinyl scratch

Please look after her

DR W HOOVES MD

"oh…well that's just…" I huffed.
They watched me walk off with Ditzy trailing behind me.
"what was the letter about?" the mail-mare asked.
"it was just a request from the hospital" I sighed.
She looked on in confusion, but quickly shook it off. "oh, okay well… I gotta go"

I waved with a sigh of 'see ya later' as I walked back to the house.
As I walked through the front door, I could see the house was a slight mess.
I began the painstaking process of tidying, the living room was first.
Considering my location, I simply didn't give a fuck.
I rigged up the phone set in mp3 mode to the surround sound.
"…all the way to eleven" I chuckled to myself.

the music blaring out of the speakers gave me a
small amount of peace as it drowned out thoughts of idiocy.
In any case, the room was tidied at a quicker pace, considering it wasn't that dirty.
Hell, the house was the tidiest it had been in a life time.
It was strange to see nothing out of place, but it was also quite calming.

i turned the music off, and decided to walk to the hospital.

A peaceful walk, just what I needed…
What I got was rain.
Lots of it.

As I walked through the doors of the hospital, I said hello to the nurses who previously patched me up.
"hey Doc" I smiled at the Doctor.
"ah, Robert, I assume you got my message?"
"yesindeededoodahday" I said with a goofy grin.

"what?" he asked with a confused look in his face.
"it translates as a simple yes, how is she? Can I meet her?" I asked.
"oh yes, just follow me"
I followed him to a room where there was a heated argument,
"for buck sakes, im fine, how many times have I got to tell you this" the voice emenating from the room shouted.
"you've just woken up from a drug-induced coma, and you claim your fine?" a nurse replied.
"for celestia's sake let me go! Its stuffy in here"
I walked in and opened a window. "meh, aint stuffy now, shut up"
The white mare lying in the hospital bed glared at me, or at least I thought it was a glare.
"ms scratch, this is Robert, two days from now, he'll be looking after you for a few weeks" the doctor said as he walked in.

"this thing? He's going to be looking after me?"
"that's just about the size of it yes," I chuckled. "I'll be responsible for you"

yeah, responsible, I cant even drink responsibly I chuckled to myself.
"well, look, if your that desperate to get out of here, just come with me now" I smiled.
"really?" she looked at me in what I thought was mild shock.
"really really" I grinned, I watched as she lifted her sunglasses up slightly to rub her eyes.

I then heard a deep sigh, and more protests along the lines of 'I can take care of myself,'
and 'I don't need some bizarre looking creature watching over me like a hawk'
"jeez, I don't know whether to be insulted or complimented" I chuckled.
The electric blue maned pony raised an eyebrow "what?"
"yeah, I've heard worse insults from my parents, anyways… you got anything to take to the house?" she winced at this.
she shook her head, looking upset. "no, turntables were stolen"
"ah, well… not to worry" she looked up as I spoke.

i walked over to the doctor, who was about to speak. "doc, she may aswell move in now, rather than later"
"oh okay then, just sign here, just remember to bring her back here on Fridays for her check up"
I mock saluted in agreement, then signed the papers.
"right then…. Come along Scratch" I beamed.
The white unicorn huffed as she followed me out of the hospital.
"so, you're a DJ then?"
"used to be" the mare replied glumly.
I raised an eyebrow. And then she told me what had happened.
"well, I was living in manehattan at the time," she sighed, "was DJ at one of the clubs there"

I simply nodded.
"after finishing the night I left for home, to put it bluntly… I got mugged for money, but seeing as I didn't have any, they took my equipment"
"then what, the prick sold it to get his drug money?"
"yup" she sighed glumly once again. "I had to disappear for a while as well, wanted to take a break"
"and that brought you here," she looked down, slightly embarrassed "you wound in hospital with alcohol poisoning didn't you" I sighed.
The DJ simply nodded, "heh, that obvious huh?"
"meh, shit happens" I chuckled as I placed my arms behind my head.

as we got to the house, her eyes lit up. "you live here?"
"eeyup" imitating Big Mac once again. "its… not much but its home" I said with a meek smile.
I opened the door for her. "erm… fillies first" I chuckled.
"don't start that gentlecolt shit with me" she giggled.
"okey doke" I walked in behind her. "and before you ask, upstairs, first door on your right"
"okay then" she smiled.

What happened next seemed like it was out of either a very cheesy tokusatsu
(see GIANT FUCKING MONSTERS) flick or out of a fanfiction (see what I did there)

I watched as the sun was seemingly blotted out by a silhouette of a dragon.
"oh for fuck sake" I grumbled as I walked out the back door.
Vinyl simply stood and watched as I looked into the dragon's eye.
this is going to suck "hey, dragon, I'm really not in the mood so kindly leave" I grumbled.
It simply growled. I flicked it on the nose "leave" I was a cheeky bastard, it had moved its head low

enough to become level with a PA system. It didn't move, it only blown smoke in my face.
"Fine," I moved my hand s to inform the Dj to turn up the volume. I raised the microphone to my mouth.
i then put what i had learned from music and Skyrim to action. i primal screamed.
It shot up in pain. Its eardrums were burst as it fled, as it turned, its tail connected with my chest, sending me flying into a tree.

I had saved Ponyville, but it had almost cost me my life. But that's stupidity for you.

oh fuck, Luna's gonna kill me