it had been a few hours since Lulu had left for canterlot.
i had begun to tidy the place up, empty bottles were strewn over the place.
streamers had littered the front garden, if you could call it a garden. i sighed inwardly as
i placed the large container full of bottles outside.
"there was something i was ment to be doing today wasnt there" i stopped in deep thought.
it tooka total of three hours, three bucking hours to tidy the place up.
the stained bedsheets were shoved into the washing machine. i heard the groan of a very hungover Vinyl Scratch.
"never... drinking... again" i heard the blue maned DJ groan.
i placed a mug of coffee infront of her. "Drink, its coffee"
"no thanks" she declined the offer...
"fine, one hangover cure coming right up" i chuckled.
after mixing up a bizarre, horrific concoction, i placed the glass infront of her.
"'its a prarie oyster. Great for hangovers..." she took a sniff at it.
"smells like"
"shit, basically... you might want to down it in one" i chuckled.
i watched as she hurled the disgusting potion down her throat.
her face contorted to a look of distaste. "ugh, celestia... now i know how it feels to... you know what.. im not even gonna go there"
she chuckled.
i simply raised an eyebrow and carried on tidying. "so, what did you get up to last night then, oh gracious host?"
a blush crept across my face... "eheh... kind of personal dont you think?"
i reached over to my own mug of coffee. "ohh... hah, thought as much" she giggled.
"anyways, gotta go... work ya know?" i darted out of the house not long after downing a cup of coffee.
i heard a shout. "Wait, Applejack gave you the day off, said you were working too hard"
tripping over a rock, i felt myself being floated back to the house.
"so, in the manner of cheesyness 'did the earth move for you'?" Vinyl asked... i deadpanned.
i looked at her for a moment and with all the willpower it took not to kick the cheeky mare i simply smiled.
"no... but the bed did" there was a sudden roar of laughter, coming from the both of us.
"ya, know rob, yer all right" Vinyl said between bouts of laughter.
"well duh" i chuckled. as i checked the cupboards i sighed...
"meh, fuck it... sugarcube corner?" i asked, the white mare simply nodded.
walking through the streets of ponyville, there was a calming air...
within a few seconds there was a very loud boom.
"jesuschristhowhorrifying" was the only phrase which could sum up what i was feeling at that point. well.. until i landed on my face.
"whoa, sorry about that, dude" "Dash, what the buck was tha..."
i trailed off as i looked up. sure enough, the sound barrier was broken, and a sonic rainboom was decorating the sky.
"well... Holy chipmunk arias warbling out of a souped-up 78-speed turntable! thats amazing!" the two mares looked at me in confusion.
i simply chuckled. "Well me n vinnie here are off to Sugarcube Corner... your welcome to join our little quest for cakes n stuff"
"eh, why not"
Rainbow Dash joined your party
"so, training for the wonderbolts again?" i asked the rainbow maned mare.
she gave a simple glee filled nod, as she loop-de-looped once more in mid-air.
"i'll take that as a yes" i chuckled slightly. the smell of freshly baked muffins floated through the air.
i followed the scent like a bloodhound. "oo, you too huh?"
Dash asked a rhetorical question as i walked into the bakery.
the mail-mare had already beaten me to the muffins.
i simply snuck up behind her and simply whispered "boo"
i heard a squeak as she jumped into the air. "oh hey Rob" she jumped into my arms for a hug, which i gladly gave.
"hey, pinks are those double choc"
"hehee yes! they are your favorites!" the pink party pony gleamed with energy.
where she found this energy is and always will be a mystery. "how much?"
"erm well.. they're 10 bits for a box of 8, same witht he cupcakes"
"ahh...buck it, lets be evil.. i'll take a box of the double choc chip muffins, and a box of cupcakes" i laid out the amount needed on the counter.
she handed me the boxes in a bag.
as i checked the contents of the bag, i smiled and left.
i was suddenly bumped into by a certain lavender unicorn. "hey twilight, whats the rush?"
"well... Galloping Gala tickets" she blurted. i watched as she rushed in to hand one over to Pinkie.
"almost forgot," she floated one into my bag "here's yours"
as it turns out, mine and Pinkies were the last to be handed out.
"oh great... now i need a new suit, Vinyl, take the cakes and go home, use the Ps3 if you want"
i chuckled at the thought. "oh... okay" she grinned, balancing the bag of cakes on her back.
as we went our separate ways, i walked with ditzy to the carousel boutique.
i was lucky i had my acoustic. i decided that i would take my time.
as i walked in to the boutique i smiled and sat down on the chaise lounge. i began to play.
Rarity was with another customer so, i provided some light entertainment.
the music echoed throughout the boutique, filling up the silent rooms with energy.
a small smile was emblazoned on both Rarity's and her customers faces.
i noticed the customers expression, one of appreciation. "you must be that...erm... Human that fredric was telling me about"
my eyes twitched, "ah.. how is fred?"
"oh he's fine, he said to me that if i was ever in Ponyville i should look you up"
"heh, no need to now," i watched as Rarity had finished her work.
"gotta say Rarity, loving the new mane-do" she giggled
"oh rob, your such a charmer"
"i believe the correct term is flirtatious bastard," i chuckled "pardon my language, any ways, to put it bluntly im gonna need a new suit" i stated.
the fashionista's eyes lit up "hmm, let me make some measurements, i'll assume this is for the Gala?"
"precisely," i smiled "as i've been told, its a very big event"
"well if you'll kindly stand here," i stood in the indicated spot. "lets get to work" she smiled.
within a few minutes i had heard the sounds of a tape measure reeling itself in three times.
"arms up please" i raised my arms. another measurement.
"arms down...and we're done for now" she smiled.
"phew, standing still is hard work," i chuckled.
within 10 minutes i was standing on the same spot, getting the clothes made from scratch.
unfortunatly i was being used as the model, getting pins jabbed into me was something of a niusance.
"Holy H. P. Lovecraft spinning through the 13 abyssal planes on a propane grill!" i had been jabbed in the left butt cheek.
"wow, i never thought i'd hear that from you" the white mare giggled.
"yes well, i dont really take too kindly to getting pins jabbed in my behind" i chuckled.
"no.. i mean the non-sequitors, usually Pinkie Pie is the one who spouts those on a regular basis" Rarity stated with a sigh.
"ah, and you think i've been taking lessons?" i asked.
"well it seems so" i started to laugh, while getting poked with pins. "so, how is it dear?"
i moved my arms for a moment, and then my legs. i twisted my torso. "how do you do it Rarity?"
"do what?"
"create masterpiece after masterpiece... this is...c'est magnifique" i smiled. she looked at me for a moment,
then gave me a peck on the cheek. "its not even finished yet," she smiled. "I'm definatly jealous of Princess Luna"
oh crap, She knows
"heh, who told you?" i was slightly worried.
"well, its not like you kept it a secret, the way she dragged you off like that" she giggled.
i suddenly went bright red, the memories of last night crept in. "heh, that was fun" she saw my grin.
"oh, i see," she gave me a sultry wink. "well you werent the only one who had some 'fun' that night"
"you didnt hear the sounds of RainbowPie being made did you?" i noted the blush creeping across her face.
i started to laugh. "as unladylike as it sounds, yes" was the reply i got.
"i don't know whats worse, the fact that you knew what i ment or the fact that your annoyed you never got a taste" i chuckled,
but was quickly hoofed in the stomach. "totally worth it" i groaned.
bit late but there you go! heh!