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after the random outburst of music, i had decided to relax for the rest of the night.
but idiocracy had other plans. as i walked through the party, there was a rather loud scream and the shout of "Leave Her alone!" i instantly recognized the voice to belong to Spike. quickly darting off to the scene of the action, i noticed a rather drunk colt pestering Rarity. i grabbed the Stallion by the collar of his tuxedo, and fixed him with a glare.
"my suggestion? make like a tree and leave" i put him down, and he scarpered.
"um, thank you Robert" Rarity shivered.
"Don't thank me, Thank spike, if he hadn't shouted..." Spike shot me a look and mouthed the words 'thank you'
after walking back to take a seat with Luna, i noticed she was still beaming away.
"so, should we tell Celestia? about us?" i asked, Luna simply nodded, still grinning happily.
but then there was a breif crash. at first, i thought it was Rainbow and Pinkie up to thier usual tricks.
how wrong i was.
"Where is that...that thing!, i will not have it in here!" Blueblood was causing a scene.
"what thing, sir? one gaurd spoke up.
he finally saw me, and pointed directly at me.
"that thing," he stated, "please remove it from the premises at once"
i looked over at Luna, i could tell that she was not happy.
Celestia was alerted to the ruckus. "this thing, is more noble than you will ever be" Luna spoke, using her RCV to her advantage. but i place a hand on her cheek, "Lulu, my love... let me handle this, go tell your sister the good news"
she looked at me for a moment. the gaurds moved to flank me, but they did not attempt to remove me. "Sir?" one of them whispered in my ear "we'd really appriciate it if you give him a verbal beatdown" i smiled upon hearing this.
"heh, check this out" i grinned at the two gaurds.
i then went on one of the greatest references of all time.
"now you listen to me you warthog-faced buffoon," Blueblood reeled back in shock. "i'll try to use small words so that you can understand me," i continued to pour out a very non-sequential string of violent paraphrases, "...The only question remains: would you yield, in time?" the Prince didnt know what to say, so he simply ran off. the two gaurds then looked at me with a slightly worried expression. "oh relax, its called a bluff" i grinned. they let out a breath they didnt know they were holding.
there was a eerie glow, and a voice. "good evening everyPony, i have an announcement to make" the voice of celestia rang out through the hall. all ponies turned to face the alicorn mare.
i simply walked up and stood next to Lulu, kissing her in the moonlight once again.
"Princess Luna is now engaged to the being from another world"
the room filled with gasps, some from the band members, others from ponies of different aristocratic stature.
"so, please... give Robert a warm welcome"
i smiled sheepishly, not knowing what to say. "Princess," i kept the formalities for the event "you know i don't like being put on the spot" Celestia jjust chuckled. "and yes... its true," i pulled Luna close, earning a few collective awww's .
"thank you for being so accepting, my little ponies," i smiled endlessly, the events finally sinking in. "Luna...I love you"
the scene was enough to warm the hearts of even the most coldest of humans and ponies alike. she blushed deeply, and echoed my last three words. "i love you too"
the Gala had drawn to a close. the 10 of us had decided to go to the coffee shop.
"hello? you still open?" i knocked on the door.
"we're always open," a stallion shouted back. "welcome to Pony Joe's, how can i... oh hey Spike!"
"hey Joe, The usual please" Spike grinned.
spike's order was a simple hot chocolate.
Caffeine came in from the back, "The usual, Rob?"
"since when do i have a"
"you've hung around here for most of thursday"
"oh yeah" i face-palmed, earning a chuckle from the others.
as we sat around a round table, i was humming a simple tune.
the others simply listened. "what was that?"
"just an idea thats been floating," i grinned cheekily. "i have a plan to put a band together at some point"
Spike suddenly grinned, "need a piano player?" i nodded.
"okay, thats one member acquired" i chuckled.
Rarity eyed me up for a moment. "this isnt going to be one of those horrible... Metal band is it?"
i simply smiled, "of course not... i'm more of a jazz and blues man really"
her eyes widened. "all though, i may just mix it up a little bit, throw in a bit of metal, and maybe punk, something for everyPony" i grinned.
Dash simply beamed away, "Vinyl can drum, Luna can play Bass... if she's available, but so can i"
"i'll put an advert in the paper" i grinned.
after the coffees had been drunk, i had gotten talking with Pinkie.
"so then i said OAT MEAL? are you crazy?!" she giggled.
"that story never gets old does it?" i grinned. she shook her head.
"oh... i just realized, i gotta throw you and Luna an engagement party!"
i face-palmed with a smile. "yeah sure...but just keep it small... i.e no media" she smiled and agreed.
"so, Luna, what" i was suddenly silenced by a pair of lips. after the kiss broke i was left with my mind spining.
"you either need to get out of canterlot for a week, or come with me" she gave me bedroom eyes.
i looked over to Twilight with a slightly panicked expression. "ummm... she's...in Heat...all of canterlots mares are"
"what about you 6?"
"ours start next week" she said sheepishly.
"definatly taking the more enjoyable yet painful route then" i grinned.
within moments i was teleported back to Luna's room.
"so..." she pounced onto me. about that time, my libido started to sing a witty litte number
here's a little number i tossed off recently...
within a few hours, we had fallen asleep.
the rays of the sun were slightly hotter than usual... but thats what happens when you fall asleep under fur...
lots and lots of fur... remembering where i was, i felt my vision obscured.
i felt a wetness dripping down my nose.
i took a taste. "tastes like...Yep it is" i decided to cheekily wake her up.
upon hearing "will you please"
"continue? or do you want breakfast" i chuckled, but my chuckling was suddenly turned into a pleasure filled moan.
she stopped and turned to me. "breakfast sounds good right about now" she giggled.
"so, will this happen everynight?" i asked. considering the week.
"well, usually it lasts for at least four days... i enjoy it too much" she blushed.
"i know, i found out the hard way" i winked.
she continued to giggle, one of the band members had crawled out from celestia's room.
"yo dude, some party huh? the after party was even crazier" the Stallion was strangely familar.
"dont need to tell me that dude" i chuckled. "so, how did it go after you left my house?"
"not bad, was pretty hungover the day after though" i knew i'd seen him before.
then he said it, the three words that would make me...not be able to look at him the same way.
"my balls hurt"
i doubled over with laughter.
uncontained, pure mirth.
and the funny thing?
so did he.
i just found my rhythm guitarist.
"heh, Vinyl's gonna love you"
Well, I was walking through the park an' my daily life it sucked, so I went on my first date an' I got well an' truly