Double entenres... i love em.
after sending off a letter via Snail-trail...wait...snail trail?...
umm... after sending off a letter via snail-mail, i grinned, as i was lead around the castle.
"wow, i gotta say Luna, you can really keep yourself... occupied in this place" i grinned.
"well, i thought i'd take you... deeper into the castle" she giggled.
she lead me to a room filled with a collection of fine art and musical instruments.
i noticed one in particular.
it was a beautifully made hand crafted guitar with crescent moon inlays.
it was Eclipse.
"ummm, Luna?"
"play me something?" she asked, giving me a puppydog look.
how could i resist."well, considering that i find this song annoying, it actually states something true" i winked.
"heh, well you done done me and you bet i felt it..."
the castle fell silent as the music carried itself across the air.
lovers who were together and Stallions who were panicking seemed to stop.
the stallions were still running for their sex lives. the perverts would welcome it.
"i'm yours..." i looked up to Luna, who's smile was everpresent, and radiating happiness, more than that... it was radiating love. Celestia must have walked past, because she stepped in and sat down, enjoying the show.
i watched as she bobbed her head to the beat of the music. after the song had ended, Celestia looked at how happy Luna was. "Luna, could i speak with Robert for a moment, alone?" she looked a little sad.
"oh, sure sister" Luna smiled. she left the room with a skip. Celestia then cast a soundproofing spell after the door was closed. "what's this about then?"
she looked down, "i'm...getting a little jealous of Luna" i raised an eyebrow.
"seriously? well..shit..." i was racking my mind trying to figure out what to say.
"i know your her fiance, but i just can't help but talk to you about this"
"what do you mean?" i puzzled for a moment.
"i havent a clue... in anycase..."
"either way, some old friends from earth had likened me to a wise owl" i chuckled
"then thats probably it"
"And, Tia? you'll find someone... you just gotta have a little faith"
she looked up when i began to strum. there was a few ponies, servants and gaurds alike, waiting outside.
the door opened once again, and the soundproofing spell dissapated.
Lulu walked in and sat beside her sister, "he's right, you know" she smiled.
i caught the sight and continued.
she suddenly caught onto the lyrics. it was about her.
" walking on the moon "
she lost her in the music, in total bliss.
to Celestia, it looked as though Luna had fallen in love with me all over again.
"heh, looks like you;ve got your own private concert, Luna was this your idea?" i chuckled.
she simply blushed and nodded. "well you should share that talent of yours"
i matched her blush, "w-well..thank you" i chuckled nervously.
after a while and a few select songs, the ponies left, save for one. Luna smiled at me.
as i placed the guitar back on its podium, i simply grinned, "Lunch?"
she stared giggling, "yeah sure," she then broke out into a smile.
i took note of this, and started kissing her neck. "oh stop it...you know its difficult for me to...control my urges"
i started to laugh. "heh, i know... thats why i did"
she silenced me with another one of those longlasting kisses we enjoy so much.
"shut up" she said with a Coy smile.
as we walked to the dining hall, i sat down next to Lulu.
after ordering a meal and a pot of tea, a letter from Vinyl was handed to me.
i opened the letter.
yo, robbie...
i got your letter, everythings fine here, and a few of the band members that you hoof..er...hand picked have shown up, i told them to stay inside the house next week. "they've reluctantly agreed, although one or two of them have decided to stay with the others. kinda stupid if you ask me, anyways... long story short, i'd be happy to drum for you
"Well, this is good," i grinned, "here, read it for yourself" i placd the letter infront of luna, and took a mouthful of the eggsalad sandwich. "wow, so your definately going ahead with this?"
"eeyup" i grinned.
meanwhile, outside the castle walls, it was basically night of the living mare.
those poor stallions all panicking, praying to Celestia for a swift end.
i was actually kind of surprised that i got the letter that quickly.
mind you, it's vinyl, she's almost as unpredictable as pinkie.
after a while, i simply sat down outside, relaxing with a cup of tea and Eclipse in my hands.
"so, what did you used to do on earth?" Luna asked.
"well... truth betold, i was a mixture of things, an actor, a musician, a comedian... but i was alone"
i was still smiling. "but im not alone anymore, and i'm still a musician" i continued my grin.
"really? an actor? what made you stop?"
"just felt like a change," i grinned. "life's too short to do one thing"
she looked at me for a moment, "your not immortal are you?"
"well, in all honestly on earth...no...but here... i have no clue"
she looked at me for a moment, her horn glowed and she began to scan me.
i felt the tingling sensation. i could see tears form in her eyes. "Whats wrong?"
"no...it's whats right" i then bent down and whispered in my ear, "you are immortal, like me and Celestia"
i simply looked into her eyes.
she wasnt lying. i placed the guitar down onto the floor and launched myself at her.
i began kissing her and caressing her neck. working my way down, she began to moan.
but then i heard a small cough. i stopped and looked up, three guards and Celestia were looking at me with thieer heads cocked to the side. one guard fianlly broke the akward silence. "how the... no best not to think about it" the guard shook his head violently. i looked up at celestia who had a very disturbing glint in her eye. pure lust. i began to chuckle nervously.
Luna, who had the same glint in her eye simlpy looked at me, kissed me and then said "go to myroom"
i grinned cheekily, catching on, "yes mistress" i ran off.
unfortunately for the guard who spoke, he was dragged off in the magical grasp of Celestia.
i heard both screams of anguish and screams of pure lust.
that poor bastard.