"This is a joke, a joke, isn't it?"
Dio asked blankly, not daring to believe the information his senses sent.
"Yes, this is a joke. But this is a joke from God if you wonder."
Flashback.
Blurry voices rang softly in the blond vampire's ears. His eyes felt useless now, as he couldn't see the color that stood in front of him.
But his hands are different.
Something soft and supple was gripping his forearm.
He wanted to stretch out his hand, but couldn't. Even if he put all his strength into it, this feeling, it's...
So comfortable...
"Hey, big guy, when are you going to sleep?"
The clear voice of a blue-haired girl, coupled with the soft hum of the engine, woke him up from his 'sleep'.
Before his eyes now, it was a woman with dark blue hair, wearing a pair of glasses.
He seems to have seen her since when?
"This woman, who are you?"
He asked rudely, but it didn't seem to upset her in the slightest.
"Hmm, before you know my name, you should look at your hands first."
*wiggled*
The soft sensation suddenly disappeared from his hands, allowing him to move with greater ease and comfort.
"Well, there's no need. They were-"
He still turned his head, looking at the sides of his hands. On either side of his hand were two girls.
One he knows, one he doesn't.
"ROADOROLLAH DAH!"
He shouted frantically, using all his strength to push the road roller straight into the place where he thought Kronii was.
*BAM*
The crash and the explosion of the roller reverberated through the sky like thunder, flattening 'almost' everything under his feet.
"HAHAHAHAHA! So the 'Warden of Time' are just like this?! I was expecting a counterattack from you, but I guess you won't-!"
"ORA!"
A punch was delivered straight to his stomach, causing him to grunted painfully.
That punch came from a small girl, not wearing a Star Platinum, but with a painful fist similar to it.
"ORA!"
Another hit, now coming from a dark-skinned girl.
Although it wasn't as strong as the one just now, it made Dio feel like he had a black hole in his stomach.
"ORA!"
Now it was a punch right in the face, coming from the girl with the owl ears.
Although his strength was much weaker, it still felt like he was hit with a 500kg weight in a human state.
"D-Dora!"
A punch went straight to his back from the green-haired, but to be honest, even he wondered if it was a punch.
"ORA!"
"ORA!"
"ORA!"
And the loop continues...
"BLOODY HELL! THE WORLD!"
His Stand was suddenly summoned, crashing into the space around him, causing his surroundings to shake violently.
"MUDA!"
A powerful punch that flew straight into space above created a gaping hole, illuminated by a bright moonlight.
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"
Those punches continued to ricochet into the pitch-black space, letting the moon's rays illuminate the space around him.
"WWWWRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
He allowed wild, with his eyes, and his subconscious now focused on the moon.
"Hey, what's with this guy?"
"I don't know, do I look like a JoJo fan to understand."
The gossip couldn't pass through Dio's ears like the wind blowing through his ears. His subconscious returned, allowing him to immediately look back down at the person who had said those words,
This time, it was no longer just one person Dio was facing, but six other people, each with a different look at him.
Some people are still smiling, some are upset, some are excited...
Those gazes were now focused on him, creating a… strange atmosphere.
"We're there! Hold on tight!"
*CLICK*
A soft click ran through his hearing, but before he could react-
*SKEEETCH*
*WHOOSH*
In a split second after that, his body was suddenly shot out of the car, causing him-
*BAM*
-smashed through a street light-
*CRASHED*
-and landed painfully on a wall.
"ARRGGH!"
He groaned in anger. While these scratches clearly weren't with his vampire's healing powers, the scratches on his clothes were different, when they didn't have the powers of a vampire.
"Are you okay, Dio?"
At some point, a hand reached out in front of him. He just looked there for a long moment, before swatting the hand away and standing up on his own. In front of him was now her, the one Dio was intending to harm, and the one who had reached out to help him up.
Kronii didn't say a word, just retracted his hand and turned away, clearly annoyed by his rude behavior.
"Hey, hey, you better be careful with your attitude, you're lucky she didn't take it seriously when she was at the Cathedral of Time."
A voice with a hint of concern warned him. That voice came from a girl with light green hair, wearing a short skirt, along with a white robe, decorated with a few roses, and it was also green.
"Hmph, you're saying the opposite."
Dio replied smugly, brushing away the dust that remained on his body. Seeing that, the blue-haired girl just sighed, before walking with the others past Dio and entering the door behind him.
That made him start to get annoyed, but only when the others were out of sight did the blue-haired girl turn around and face Dio.
"How long are you going to stand there, Dio?"
That question changed his displeasure with wonder. But before she could ask a definitive question, she was out of his sight.
Dio stood there dumbfounded, speechless. He began to remember everything that had happened.
From a point, he stole a road roller from a fried chicken store under construction, to the point of getting group-beaten up to passing out.
Then, this as well.
In the first place, he had intended to summon The World to attack the others, but he already knew that, if they all gathered to attack him, he would not have a chance to live.
But, what are these people trying to do?
He didn't know, but, maybe he should just go along with the play, despite the feeling of conformity that was making him extremely uncomfortable.
"Then all of a sudden a blonde comes in and steals the roller? I know you're talking about the fried chicken restaurant under construction of yours, but you're watching JoJo, aren't you?"
The pink-haired death god asked back in surprise and confusion, at his friend's strange report.
"I'm saying the truth, Cali! While I wasn't paying attention, he shouted 'Za Warudo!', somehow it caused that roller to disappear without a trace!"
The phoenix tried to explain everything as clearly as possible, but what she didn't realize was that the god of death couldn't believe a word of hers.
"Yeah, you're definitely watching JoJo."
However, there was one thing that the other two didn't know, as the blonde himself, was right in the studio of their holoEN, with the 'manager' A-chan herself.
"Where are we?"
Dio asked back in wonder, as the woman led him down a large corridor.
"Just go and you'll know."
She replied curtly, much to Dio's annoyance. But he still didn't reveal it, continued to a conversation to pull out as much information as possible.
"Hey, who the hell are you, woman?"
Of course it was, Dio was never a gentleman, so he still acted in the most 'natural' way.
"People usually call me A-chan, and the others..."
At the end of the corridor, were those five.
"That little girl is Baelz."
"Hi there!"
"And the old, almost galactic mother nature is Fauna."
"I'm not that old! I'm only four billion... Four billions and a half."
"And the one who looks like a high school girl with owowl feathers is Mumei."
"Ah, hello!"
"And that dark-skinned but not tomboyish girl is Sana."
"HI!"
"And... well then."
"Ouro Kronii."
A-chan just sighed, before patting Dio's shoulder.
"From now on, they're your sunbaes, Dio."
"WHAT?!"
Well, let's stop here, I find my writing and words are a bit cringe now.
I will try to improve in the next chapter. Please, let me know what do you guys think.
"You damn sinner... HAVEN'T I TELL YOU TO WAIT?!"
Just as Kronii was about to swing her sword to join the beating, a hand stopped her.
"Come on, Kronii. Save it for the last shot."
It was manager A-chan who stopped her.
Kronii looked at Dio who was being beaten by the Council and thought for a long time, before putting her sword back.
"You're right... Maybe I should save it for the last shot."