Searching through Santana's library we haven't found anything yet. I'm looking trough folders, Brittany is looking through books, Quinn is transporting the folders and books between us and the shelves and Santana is searching the computer files.

"I found bank fraud." Brittany says dropping a stack of papers in the pile that started to grow between us.

"I found a missing person report for their daughter." Santana says before printing something.

"How would that help?" I ask looking up from the papers in my hands.

"A note was found, they said it was payback for the family messing with them. The note detailed kidnappings and drug deals that the family participated in." Santana replied reading off the facts from the computer.

"So they're involved with drugs too?" Quinn asks dropping another stack of folders in front of me.

"They're involved with everything." Santana murmured.

I opened a folder and felt my eyes widen "Pruit family murder charges mysteriously disappear. They pay cops and judges off?"

"Do they?" Brittany asks leaning over and reading the papers in holding.

"It only makes sense, why else would the entire case just disappear?"

"Maybe no evidence was found for it?" Quinn asks moving books from Brittany's side.

Santana cuts in "Major financial loss for Pruit family. There's a little note here saying judges aren't cheap. Looks like they bribe people as well."

I bite my lip before sighing. "Wait. If the Pruit's are bribing the government here...our plan won't work."

"I have that covered." Santana says flipping through some papers.

"How?"

She holds up a paper and smirks "Ricardo Pruit. Wanted for drug smuggling, drug possession, kidnapping, bribery, and murder. Columbus, Ohio. All we have to do is contact them and we have the police force we need."

"Would that work?"

"I'm known as The Wiz all over the state. I got it covered babe." Santana said with a smile. "Let me go call them though. Be right back." Santana stated before grabbing her phone and walking out the room.

Quinn set down in between me and Brittany with a sigh. "Can you believe we are really about to do this?"

I looked at her with a smirk "You mean take down a crime family and possibly a few judges and police officers along with it?"

She glanced at me "Yes. All of that."

I laughed "No, I never would have seen us doing this in a million years but here we are."

"Are you ready for this Rachel?"

I looked at Brittany confused "What do you mean?"

She sighed and shared a quick look with Quinn before they both looked at me. "We don't know the exact reasons behind the kidnapping of your parents and Shelby. When we do this and we find out the reasons, we're going to find out the reasons. Are you ready to hear it?"

I frowned and looked between the two blondes. "I want to believe that my father's and Shelby were good people, but something happened. I don't want to hear about them doing something involving drugs or whatever. But I'm ready to hear it. So yes, I'm ready for all of this to be over."

Quinn smiled before throwing her arm over my shoulders and pulling me into her side. "Worst case scenario. We end up having to comfort you for a while. I'm pretty sure there are a couple tubs of ice cream with your name on it at the ready if they are needed."

I laughed before hugging Quinn "Thank you. Glad to know I can pig out with my best friends if I need to."

Brittany laughed "You two are weird."

We both glared at her "Are not." Quinn stated while I stuck my tongue out.

Santana walked in with her cell phone in her hand before looking at us with wide eyes. "Are you stealing Rachel from me?"

Brittany snorted and I paused for a second before Quinn replied "No, she's just cuddly."

Quinn put her face on my shoulder before kissing my cheek making Santana watch us wide eyed as her face turned red.

I laughed before pushing Quinn's arms off of me and walking over to Santana who instantly put her arms around my waist with a smile. "So did you talk to the Columbus police department?" I asked her before leaning up and kissing her cheek.

She nodded "Yes, they're on their way right now. It shouldn't take them long to get here, it's only a 15 minute drive here from Columbus if they use their lights."

"So are they coming here or...?"

She shook her head. "The police station. Guess we should get going then yeah?"

"Are we picking up Puck and Marley?"

My eyes widened before I looked at Santana who looked calm as she yawned. "Yeah, they're with Kitty and Kurt though so...We're taking the big suv."

"You talked to them?" Quinn asked as we left the library and started for the front door. I handed Brittany the evidence against the Pruit's before Santana spoke again.

"I called them after I hung up with the commissioner of the Columbus police force. Puck must have been working out with Kurt because he sounded out of breath when he answered."

I laughed with Quinn as Brittany nudged Santana and winked "Sure, they were working out. I think we all know what they were really doing."

Santana stopped walking and looked between the three of us. "No? What were they doing?"

I stopped laughing and shared a look with Quinn as Brittany looked at Santana incredulously "Have you never had the talk...?"

"What talk?"

"Oh my god." Brittany said before turning to me "You never had the talk with her? What is wrong with you?"

"I-I-HOW am I supposed to have this talk with my own girlfriend?!" I said quickly

"I don't know! But you should have done it before you made out with her and slept together practically naked!"

"What?!" Quinn said quickly

"Oh don't act like you didn't catch Santana half naked when I was mad at her."

"Oh, yeah I did."

"Exactly." I said before rolling my eyes

"You need to have the talk with her. Like now."

We looked around and noticed Santana wasn't there. "Where'd she go?" I asked before looking around

"I'm in the living room!" Santana yelled out making Brittany instantly turn me around and start pushing me toward the living room.

"I can't do this now Brittany! We have to go to the police station!"

"It's still going to be there when you finish the talk!"

"The cops won't wait!" I said pushing backwards against Brittany's hands.

"Yes they will! Go!" She said before finally pushing me in the room and crossing her arms in the doorway.

I glared at her before turning around and smiling at Santana who was just sitting on the couch with that innocent grin of hers etched on her face.

"Hey San..."

"Rach! Come sit by me, please?" She said before patting the couch next to her.

I sat down next to her and thought about what I was going to say carefully. "Santana we need to have a talk..."

Her grin disappeared and she frowned "Are you breaking up with me?"

My eyes widened before I shook my head "No, never. But there's something about...relationships...that you need to understand."

"Oh, like what?"

'Um." Suddenly Quinn burst in the room before moving to the chair in front of us. "I was not letting you give this talk to Santana alone."

I let out a big breath before smiling "Thank you so much."

"No problem, so Santana we are going to talk to you about sex."

"And...what's that?" Santana asked looking between Quinn and I.

"Sex is what happens between two people-"

"Sometimes more than two." Quinn said cutting me off.

I glared at Quinn "We are not mentally scarring her so early. We are only talking about the basics."

"Does this mean we can't go over fisting?" Quinn said with a fake pout.

"That sounds painful. Is it like beating someone up?" Santana said looking at Quinn

I let my head fall into my hands as Quinn laughed and answered "No sweetie, it's not beating someone up...exactly."

I looked up at Quinn with a raised eyebrow. "What do you mean exactly? It's not like beating someone up at all."

"Well something is getting beat up."

Brittany laughed from her spot in the doorway while I glared at Quinn again "Quinn just shut up."

"Santana. When two people have certain feelings for each other, and they want to take their relationship to the...next level...They sleep together."

"And that's how babies are made!" Quinn interjected with a laugh

Santana eyes widened before she looked at me "Does this mean we're going to have a baby now?!"

"Santana, sweetie no. She said that wrong. We don't have the right equipment to have a baby together." I said quickly

"Equipment? Can you buy that...?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.

Quinn was laughing harder now.

"No, it's what we're born with. Think of the body parts that make girls different from boys."

"Hm." Santana grabbed her boobs before looking up at me.

I shook my head and pointed down. Her eyes widened. "Oh. That part."

"Exactly! When boys and girls sleep together, they...uhm..."

"You see its like a puzzle. The boys part goes into the girls...nonexistent part. And if they aren't careful a baby starts growing in the woman's belly."

"Why can't a boy grow the baby?" Santana asked

"Because science doesn't work like that."

"Oh. When do we get to sleep together?" Santana said before looking at me.

"Uh-Uhm. Well."

Quinn smiled "As soon as you're both ready."

I smiled slightly "Exactly. Which is not now. Or anytime soon. Considering you just had the talk."

"Is that...like all of it?" Santana asked before biting her lip.

I nodded. "Yes!"

"Until you guys go into more detail and I will not be there." Quinn said before getting up and walking toward the door.

I sighed before getting up and holding my hand out toward Santana. She looked a little shocked in general as I dragged her toward the front door where Quinn was waiting as Brittany got the valet to go get the car.

Quinn looked at Santana before clicking her tongue and looking at me. "I think we broke Santana."

I looked at Quinn before rolling my eyes "It's not my fault that your girlfriend made me have that talk with her."

Quinn blushed before mumbling "Not my girlfriend."

I laughed and pulled the still stunned Santana closer to me "Yeah, keep telling yourself that."

Brittany pulled up in the car and Quinn got in the passenger seat while Santana and I got into the second row of seats. Brittany and Quinn were having their own conversation while I watched Santana think to herself and try to understand what we told her before.

We pulled up in front of Kitty's house and the blonde emerged with Marley following her. They got in the seats behind Santana and I before Marley talked "So are you guys ready to take down a crime family?"

I smiled and nodded before looking at Santana again.

"What's wrong with Santana?" Kitty asked before leaning forward to look at Santana's face from the side.

"Well...we might have given her the talk before we came and picked you guys up..." Quinn said before laughing to herself

"She's never had the talk before?" Marley said laughing.

"No. She had no idea." Quinn replied

We were all silent as everyone watched Santana except for Brittany who was pulling up in front of Kurt's house. The two boys came out and squeezed inside.

"What's up guys?" Puck said putting his arm around Kurt's shoulders.

"We're waiting for Santana to come to after getting the talk."

The boys shared a look before we all looked at Santana again. I reached my hand out and waved it in front of Santana's face before she shook her head and looked at me with a serious expression.

"Rachel?"

I smiled a little "Yeah?"

"How do two girls have sex?"

I blanched as the rest of the car started laughing.

Kitty stopped first "Santana two girls can use either their fingers, tongues...sometimes toys..."

"Toys?" She asked looking at everyone

"Okay end of conversation. Now." I said holding my hands up as Brittany pulled up in front of the police station.

"But I want to hear about this!" Santana complained as I dragged her from the car into the police station.

"Not now!" I said before a big man stepped in front of us.

I looked up at him with wide eyes ad he looked down at me seriously.

"Who are you?" He asked and my jaw dropped at his deep voice.

"Uh-I. I am Rachel Berry."

"Rachel Berry, okay, and who is this?" He asked before looking at Santana who was glaring up at the man.

She sighed before shaking her head and addressing the man. "What's the matter Taylor? Don't remember Santana Lopez?"

His face softened before he bent down so he was eye level with her. "Santana? My god you've grown up."

She rubbed the back of her neck. "You have no idea."

"Why are you here?"

"You've heard of the Wizard right?"

He nodded before realization dawned on his face "That's you isn't it."

"Had to take care of what my parent's started."

"And you're helping Rachel here find her parents."

Santana nodded before leading us both further inside the station. "Yes, but we have to run a plan by you first sir...You see Rachel came up with it..."

Longest and most awkward chapter so far!

God that talk was horrible to write. I had to wing it since I've never actually had 'the talk' so yeah. Awkward Awkward Awkward.