Chapter 14: Important Intermission
A single unicorn stands right outside some crystal castle, her exquisite, blood red, sweetheart neckline dress, unfortunately having a bit of dirt along the rims that were dragged along the ground. Her hair was braided with a matching red and blonde strand, alternating down to her shoulders and her mouth trickling fake blood from bared extended fangs. Behind her many a crystal pony walks by, glistening from the bright sunset.
"Well think he's in there or what?" A jet black pegasus stallion adorned with skeleton armor growled somewhat grouchily, glaring at the 'crazy piece of ass that brought him here.'
"He should be according to the Master of Ceremonies." She replied, stepping into the foyer, glancing every which way for a sign directing her where the Halloween Play and Banquet was to be held.
"You mean Mr. Pompous-too-good-for-carnival-fare-or-a-simple-beer?" He sneered, glancing around to make sure the white stallion was nowhere where he could deck him.
"No some blue colt who was telling me to tell him that he wasn't gay for Time Turner or 'The Doctor' as he addressed him. Quite hilarious how riled up he was!" She giggled, finally noticing the distinct flow to a door three sets up.
The room was a huge orchestra stage and an even bigger area of tables and chairs and assorted foods lining both sides. On the stage a lone white stallion was telling light jokes to test the microphone and liven up the atmosphere.
"-So then she told me, 'Oatmeal are you crazy?" He chuckles, an eruption of laughs ensuing his punch line. "Ah, but seriously folks, that pink pone was crazy, isn't that right, Element of Laughter?"
"No you're the crazy one, Mr. Hotpants!" A pony in a red, white, and black jester costume yelled, throwing a edible diamond adorned cupcake at the announcer, who barely dodged it.
The toothless alligator beside her immediately attacked her hair, prompting her to add, "See you upset Gummy!"
"Young lady, that is such unladylike behavior," A blue maned, black coated Phantom of the Opera scoffed, motioning for her to leave the ballroom, "I will not stand for this!"
"Then sit down silly." The jester giggled, pushing him down into a seat.
"Oh I'm terribly sorry for my friends behavior, Prince." A purple maned princess interrupted sheepishly before glaring at her jester friend.
"Do see to it that she controls it, unless you wish to lose a customer." He shot back in a rather harsh huff and trotted back to his table.
"Ofcourse," she smiled and laughed nervous and falsely. Once he was seated back at his table, she almost in audibly growl-nagged at the Jester.
"Hey, she doesn't nag! You know, for a writer you sure have a strange word choice!" Pinkie yelled at the roof, making the third fourth wall joke in this "poorly written" fan fiction.
"Who are you talking to?" The princess sighed sarcastically, looking her over.
"The weirdo in the sky writing everything we say!" Pinkie giggles cheerful and obliviously.
"Rrriight..." Rarity drew out, rolling her eyes.
"Anyway," The white stallion began again, "On with the show!"
"Hush up," The vampire mare shouted, shoving the Pegasus stallion off her, "It's starting!"
"This had better be as much a blast as the Shadowbolt Freaker's Ball..." Wolfie growled, rubbing his head after falling on the floor.
"Oh, it will be!" Replied a mysterious figure with a dragon's tail and deer's antler in a robe behind the stage curtain