Authors Note: Alright…I'm stalling, but I needed time to think! This conversation is going on in Doof's head while he's in the cell, just thought I'd clear that up. Sorry for shortness!
Feelings: Chapter 9
You should be ashamed of yourself.
For what exactly?
You killed him.
YOU killed Perry.
Ah, but what's the difference between you and me?
MANY things.
Name One.
Hmm, well let's see…YOU'RE A MURDERER.
Funny, Major Monogram called you the same thing not too long ago.
You're a monster.
WE'RE a monster.
We are NOTHING.
We are one.
We'll never be one; I won't let you corrupt me any longer.
Just how do you plan to stop me?
I-…Well I honestly don't know how but I'm sure I'll think of something sooner or later…
You will think of nothing and you will fail against me. You are weak, just like the platypus.
Perry the Platypus ISN'T weak!
He lied there and took it, didn't even fight back.
He didn't want to hurt me!
He was a coward, too scared to defend himself.
He was scared of YOU.
He was scared of US.
I would NEVER hurt Perry.
Yet you did.
I didn't hurt him.
You watched it happen, watched him suffer.
There was nothing I could do to stop it, to stop YOU.
To stop US, we are invincible but divided we fall.
I want a divorce!
You are not granted one, I am apart of you and you can't change yourself.
I can be what I want to be and I don't want to be you.
There is no you, there is only us.
US can go jump off a cliff and die!
I cannot be killed or destroyed. You however are disposable.
What is THAT supposed to mean?
Nothing at the moment, don't worry your unintelligent little head about it.
You're plotting to get rid of me aren't you?!
I'm not confirming that that will or will not happen in the near future.
Well I wish you would, I want you out of my head; out of my thoughts.
OUR thoughts.
Stop doing that!
Doing what?
Stop putting emphasis on certain words that I say and changing it to WE and US.
But we ARE us. We are not alone in this.
Get out of my head.
OUR head.
I thought I told you to stop that!
You did, I just chose not to listen to you.
You know for an evil mind you sure are annoying. Heeeey! Can I Call you Evind?
No, I'd appreciate it if you didn't.
Whatever. You got what you wanted, Perry the Platypus is dead and you won. It's over.
Oh this is far from over.
W-Wait! What are you doing?
I'm taking over once and for all.
Authors Note: Yeaaaah. I chose to stall for this chapter but while writing it I figured out what was to happen next! x)