Authors Note: This is nearing its end…what do you think? Should I do more stories like this? Yeah…I added a slight pairing to make it longer. Couldn't be too short right? *nervous chuckle* I don't ship Montessa….im personally a Ferbnessa and Perryshmirtz fan, Perryshmirtz being my #1.

Another thing, I don't really like Charlene that much. Meh. I just think that Doof deserves/deserved better than her.

…Is that it? Yup that's it, PEACE!

Vanessa's POV.

I didn't expect anything to happen today. I was sitting at home on my laptop, sitting on my bed with my headphones in. The Goth music blasts in my ears and beats against my eardrums, my mom opened my bedroom door and walked in. She never knocked like I always asked her too, although it was possible that she did always knock but my headphones were too loud for me to hear her. Whatever. I never really liked my mom, don't get me wrong I love her but I kind of blame her for my parents' divorce. She always went out with 'friends' and got home late. They did want different things. She wanted another man and my dad wanted her to stop cheating.

"Vanessa, someone's on the phone for you."

"Who is it?"

"It's your father."

Dad? Why was he calling me? And on the house phone? He NEVER called on the house phone for fear of being stuck on the phone with my mom. He was probably calling to gloat about how he almost won against Perry today. I inwardly scoffed at the thought. I took the phone from my mom and she walked out, I put it to my ear.

"Hi Dad."

"Hello sweety, how are you doing?" My father's voice responded through the telephone.

"I'm fine."

"Good because…I saw you at the Coffee shop the other day with Major Monogram's son and I think you have A LOT of explaining to do."

My heart skipped a beat at what he said because it caught me completely off guard. "Oh my gosh-! Dad! I can explain! We were just-!" Wait. He's not yelling at me or anything, my dad always yells when he's mad and if he ever found out I was dating his rivals son then he'd be BEYOND mad; and didn't he almost never call the guy by his real name? He always called him Monobrow. That could only mean one thing. "Monty." I glared.

"Yeah." Monty chuckled. "It's me."

"Hey." I smiled. Our relationship was on and off but our dad's still didn't know about it which was a miracle, considering the fact that whenever we were on the phone we'd start lashing out at each other's throats and fighting about our dad's. Once my dad and Perry the Platypus had to stop fighting and come in my room to check on me because I was yelling so loud. "You know you nearly gave me a heart attack, right? And how'd you get my dad's voice so well?"

"Sorry about that. It's a Voice modifier, it was made by one of the scientists but it was confiscated. I stole it from my dad."

"Good guy, huh?" I mused.

"Well we can't be good ALL the time, now can we?"

"Hm. So why're you calling me?"

"What, a guy can't call his girlfriend to say hello?"

"So we're back together then, huh?" I twirled a finger into my hair tediously and yawned. Let's see how long the relationship lasts this time.

"If you're that bored with our relationship, maybe you don't want to hear about your father…you know because I don't want to bore you."

He had the worst comebacks and was he seriously about to insult my dad again? "Look, if you just called so you could talk trash about my dad then I'll just hang up! My dad's a genius and he could build anything! I should know! I've seen it!" My voice was getting louder "And another thing-!"

"Vanessa, calm down. I did call to talk about your father but not in the way I normally would, you see my dad told me to call you-"

"Why would your dad want you to call me?"

"I was getting to that, sunshine."

I smirked at the nickname, I knew he called me that just to poke fun at me being Goth but I thought it was cute. He continued on.

"My dad told me to call you and he gave me this number that the agency has to contact you. I'd normally call you on your cellphone but I couldn't risk him seeing the Caller ID and asking where I got your cell number from. You see? I think before I do things sometimes."

"You need to do it more than just sometimes."

"Moving on…" Monty ignored my sentence and continued. I rolled my eyes at him; he was desperately trying to not get in a fight with me.

From the other end of the line, the major's son put his feet up on his father's desk and sat back in the chair.

"My dad told me to tell you that your dad's here at the agency."

"Oh, is he working there again?" Monty told me about the day my dad worked at the OWCA while on one of our dates, surprisingly that date ended with less cursing than usual. We got into a fight because I said that they were a little too harsh on my dad "Your dad was a little hard on him after all…I always thought he deserved a second chance…"

Monty was about to smirk and offer a flirty remark when his dad walked in, looking through a file. He coughed and immediately put his feet down, sitting up in a dignified manner and he put on an angry expression; yelling into the phone . "Your father deserves nothing but to rot in a jail cell for all he has done for the sake of the Tri State Area and all of its citizens! How dare you be so selfish!" The boy gave the major a thumbs up and the older male smiled, walking out of the room.

As soon as his father was gone he got back into his previous position with his feet up, his features softened completely "Sorry, my dad walked in. Did I tell you that I plan to inherit the agency one day? I just have to get that stupid intern out of the way…" He muttered and saw Carl try to tiptoe by the open door without being seen, but the red head failed.

"Hey Carl!" Monty waved with a fake smile. The intern waved nervously and ran away from the door. The major's son turned his expression back to an angry one. "He's up to something…you always have to watch out for the red heads…"

I laughed "Why the suspicion for red heads?"

"Gingers can't be trusted."

"Stereotype much?"

"Looks like there are some things you just don't know about me."

"Right." I shook my head "So…my dad?"

"Huh? Oh yeah! Your dad's in jail." He said as if it were the most casual thing in the world.

"Oh….wait what?!" Did he just say my dad was in jail? "Uh, could you repeat that? I…don't think I heard you correctly…" I finished off with a nervous grin. He couldn't have said what I thought he just said.

"Your...dad's...in...Jail." He repeated blatantly and clear as day.

Wow. I guess I did hear him correctly then. "What? Why?"

"He didn't tell me." Monty shrugged although she couldn't see him. "He wanted to know if you were going to request bail or something…" He spun the chair around to look out the window.

"But what did he do?"

"Don't know."

"Well, can you ask?" I was starting to get annoyed with him. My dad was in jail and he was acting as casual as ever.

"Nope."

"Why not?" I demanded.

"Look babe, if you want to know then why don't you just come down and ask your dad yourself? I'm kind of busy…" Monty poked a snow globe with a pencil.

"You know what? I will! And poking a snow globe with a number 2 pencil does not make someone busy."

The boy sat up from his chair and began looking around the room for cameras or something like that, he glanced around cautiously "How did you…?"

"Looks like I know a lot about you after all." I smirked.

"What? No way! You've got to be watching me from somewhere!"

"Later."

"Wait a minute! If my dad finds out that I let someone put cameras in his office he'll kill me and then I'll never get the agency!"

"Goodbye Monty." I hung up the phone and slid my feet down to touch the floor. That guy seriously needed to work out his father issues, but then again it is mine that's the one in jail. I sighed and walked out my room and to the door.

"Where are you going, dear?"

"I'm going to go visit dad at his building, he said he had something to tell me."

"Okay, don't be back too late."

"I won't!" I called and shut the door behind me. I didn't technically lie to my mom, I AM going to visit my dad and he WILL tell me why he's in jail. I began walking through town until I finally reached the agency.

OWCA SECRET HEAD QUARTERS (Pay no attention to this sign)

Wow and Monty makes fun of MY dad for being dense…

I walked up to the door and knocked nervously. I mean hey, this is a secret agency filled with highly trained animals that know karate and could have you on the ground before you even know what you did wrong. One should be scared or at least a little freaked out.

"Identification please." A male computerized voice came out from a speaker.

"Um, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz…I got a call saying that my dad was in the jail and-"

"Voice Key incorrect."

A loud alarm sounded and I screamed, a bunch of mechanical guns instantly pointed in my direction. I jumped back but I didn't run, they could have had motion sensors or something and gunned me down in a second!

"Meap." I squeaked. Another voice came over the microphone, this time it was human.

"Yes?" It was an older voice, gruff and it was calm. As if a bunch of guns being pointed at an innocent teenage girl was normal in his book. I didn't retort and I nearly screamed in panic.

"V-Vanessa Doofenshmirtz! I got a call saying that my dad was in the jail a-and-"

"Come in." The guns retracted and I nearly fainted in relief. The doors opened and Monty's dad let me inside. We walked into the agency and down the halls; he didn't make any attempt to have a conversation with me. The walk was completely silent; I finally spoke up after a few minutes of walking.

"Thank you for calling me; if you hadn't then I would have gone to the police and filed a missing person's report or something!" My voice came out fast and nervous.

"It's no problem young lady." The major told me and held the door open "Just don't stay too long."

I nodded and walked inside, the door was shut behind me.

"Dad?" I called and looked into all the empty cells. "Dad, are you in here?"

"Vanessa?" I heard my dad's voice and I soon found him gripping the bars of the cell he was in, he looked surprised to see me.

"Oh there you are dad!"

"Vanessa, what are you doing here?"

"Major Monogram called me. Dad, what happened? Why're you locked up in here? Did you do something wrong?"

He looked down at the floor, guiltily.

"Dad?"

"Vanessa t-there's something I need to tell you. I did something really wrong and I-" He was starting to cry "I can never forgive myself…"

"I'm sure you're just overreacting like you normally do. It's just like that time you branded that guy…you didn't do that again did you?" I remember when I found out that he did that. I laughed at how ridiculous it was.

"No I didn't." He halfheartedly laughed "Believe me I wish I branded someone but no…it's not like that time. I did something horrible and inexcusable. It was horrible and inexcusable that I hate myself because of it. N-not that I was completely fond of myself before this happened but this is me we're talking about here. No one likes me and I don't like myself because of it but now I just downright hate myself. My self-esteem was bad before but NOW-"

"Dad you're rambling again. Just tell me what you did, it can't be that bad."

He looked into my eyes. He took a deep breath and said the five words that I would have never believed would come out of his mouth if I hadn't heard it myself.

"I killed Perry the Platypus."

…

"Dad you can't be serious, there's no way you could kill Perry. You two are close; some might even say you're inseparable. You told me yourself that you thought of him as family. Why would you just all of a sudden decide to get rid of him? "

"It just…happened. It was so sudden that I couldn't-" He fought back the tears that were coming up again "I couldn't stop myself…and now he's-"

"I'm sure it was an accident…right?" I asked my father but he didn't answer, he just stared blankly back at me. "Dad?" I snapped my fingers and he jumped. He tilted his head much like a dog would do when it was confused but he soon found his words and spoke again.

"No…it wasn't. I did it intentionally and I meant it. I killed that little rat and I'm glad I did it."

Over the years I had grown to be fond of the little mammal. He was part of my life now and I couldn't imagine visiting my dad without him breaking down the door or the window…or the wall. It really was going to be different without the little guy. What I didn't know was, life would be much different without my dad and Perry. Also the rise of a new ruler would crash onto this town, but I didn't know these things yet and I couldn't tear up now, my dad needed support right now. At least I thought he did, until now. He was actually glad about it. He was happy he had killed someone in cold blood. He looked upset though, his eyes were red from crying and the bags under his eyes were much worse than usual but here he was smirking at me in triumph and gloating. He started to describe the murder in great sickening details. I wanted him to stop talking because he was beginning to make me feel sick but he just kept talking.

"He deserved it too…he deserved every moment he suffered while conscious. Soon he lost consciousness but I still continued long after that…the thing still suffered, it whimpered and jerked while unconscious but that just proved I was doing a good job..."

Soon I couldn't take it anymore; I threw up and ran for the door. I cried that he was sick and other things as I left. I leaned up against the wall and slid down, crying to myself. I looked up to the ceiling and gave a meek apology to the supposedly deceased platypus before getting up and running down the hall. I ran home crying and I locked myself in my room, screaming at my mom to leave me alone and go away. That was the last time I saw my father.

I got a call later that evening but by the time I got to the hospital…it was too late.

Authors Note: Now we're getting somewhere…

Next chapter is going to be very short because it's another Doof/Evil Doof conversation. It should be up quickly because i already have it done. I'm gonna go work on the last chapter and Epilogue now.

What is this? Carl quits? Someone is going to takeover? And Vanessa never sees Doof or Perry again? WHAT is happening here? ;)

NattyMc is out, PEACE!