Oh dear, has it really been that long since the last update? I do apologise.
CONVERSATIONS PART 3
10.10pm
"You really enjoy talking from where the sun don't shine, Bols. Why would anyone carry around portable telephones when there's enough phone boxes in London? "
11.58pm
"It's an Oscar Wilde quote, Guv."
"Oscar Wilde was a great dandy poof."
"He was a literary genius."
"He broke the law, never got punished for it, mind. Ended up getting a great big rodgering in prison and enjoyed himself!"
1.06am
"He really in this shithole, Bolly?"
"Richard Jones told us he was; it's the only intelligence we've got."
"Intelligence? The only intelligent part of Mr Dick Jones is his appendix which had the great sense to abandon ship!"
2.12am
"Guv, it's Jones... I think... or maybe..."
"Greg O'Neil. I'd know him anywhere. Typical bloody American, wide as a broomstick, Tippex teeth and nothing in his pants!"
"I suppose you've done research on the latter, Guv?"
"Not on your nelly, Drake."
2.58am
"You licked the electrical plug?"
"I was sloshed, Bolly."
"Knowing how you drink, I'm surprised you didn't burst in to flames!"
3.15am
"Gene Hunt the Mancunian Lion owns Jane Fonda's workout video?"
"Great workout, Drake. You sit in front of the telly with your bowl of chips and Jane gets your blood pumping to all the right places."
4.09am
"Well, Bols. Jones is not here and I'm dying for a slosh. Let the skinny and the curly haired pair of tossers take over in the morning. G'night Drake."
"Good night Gene."