A/N: Alight, because Qweb posted a response from Steve, because Qweb changed the title of her story to Fight Songs, and because Qweb is brilliant and you should all check her stories out (all of them), I jumped off that bridge too and wrote Steve's retort. Hope you like it. Don't ask me if there is more to come, I don't know, but if Qweb writes more in her Fight Song's I'll probably add more to Tuesday.

As always I own nothing that belongs to CBS and the songs are renditions skillfully crafted by Qweb and used with permission.

Enjoy

Tuesday Afternoon

After lunch the Five-Os returned to the office to do more of the work most in law enforcement would call the real police work. Chin and Kono had been busy all morning with paper work, Kono had written another qualifications exam and then had hunkered down for a long afternoon of her own reports, while Chin shifted through their already complete files to make sure every i was dotted and t was crossed, while McGarrett returned to his incidence report that he still hadn't finished.

Danny sat in his office, reviewing his own files from the previous day when Steve caught his attention. He was on his phone, speaking quickly and pacing; never a good sign for the navy vet. He had a look of sheer determination on his face as he paced, and though Danny couldn't hear any of the conversation, he was sure that things were not fairing well for the person on the other end. Danny was sure there was another case just around the corner and he dove back into his paper work to make sure he was finished and ready to follow McGarrett back into battle.

Several minutes later Danny's office phone rang, he noticed it was McGarrett's inner office line and picked up right away, "what?" he asked but was met with nothing more than a terribly synthesized version of 'Oh Danny Boy', sounding more like hold music then an incoming call. He slammed the receiver down onto the phone, pushed himself away from his desk and marched across the office toward McGarrett's.

"What was that all about?" Danny asked as he stood in the doorway of McGarrett's SEAL sanctum, his hands on his hips, and annoyance on his face.

"Payback," Steve smiled as he looked up from the paperwork before him.

"Payback for what?" Danny asked.

"For this morning's incident," Steve smiled.

"You asked for it," Danny stated, turned and walked back to his office, then realizing he hadn't asked Steve about his heated conversation, so, Danny marched back across the office and stood in the door again, "do we have another case yet?" he asked straight to the point.

"No," Steve shook his head.

"Are you finished your paper work from yesterday?" Danny asked.

"No," Steve answered.

"Would you hurry up?" Danny sighed.

"When it's done, you'll get it to go through," Steve stated and shooed Danny out of his office.

Danny sat for a long time at his desk, his files in immaculate condition and ready to be passed off for final clearance and filing. The case, as far as he was concerned was done, so it was time to start looking for something new, or the week would drag on and on in tedious nothingness. He began his search with the HPD website for resent incidence reports and calls for today when a knock at his door captured his attention and he looked up to see Kono, Chin and Steve standing back as a man in a black suit with a bow tie and a big smile knocked again.

"Yes…" Danny asked as he opened the door to his office, "can I help you?"

"Are you Detective Daniel Williams?" the man asked.

"Is that the name on the door," Danny asked and looked at the glass office door.

"It is indeed sir," The man smiled.

"Then I guess I'm your guy," Danny sighed.

"Oh good, I have a singing telegram for you," the man stated happily, and before Danny could protest, the man started to belt out 'Oh Danny Boy.'

Danny sighed deeply and crossed his arms, as he could hear his coworkers snickering behind the very boisterous singer. When the rendition was done, the man placed a fresh flower lei around Danny's neck, handed him a business card and bowed. Danny remained silent until the man had left the office completely before he dared to look up at the giggling cohorts around him.

"I'm going to kill you McGarrett." Danny hissed angrily and turned back to his office.
"What is going on?" Kono asked through her giggles.

"War," Steve smiled and turned back to his office to complete his paper work.

"What does that mean?" Kono asked her cousin as they both stood dumbstruck in their doorways.

"I have no idea, but it sounds like they have it out for each other today." Chin laughed.

"Is that how our week is going to be?" Kono asked with a sigh. "Does McGarrett know that Danny had range time scheduled for Wednesday evening and he wants it instead?"

"Both of them are loaded guns ready to go off," Chin sighed and turned back to his office. "Who knows what prompted this feud."

"Hmm," Kono huffed and turned back to her office as well.

As the afternoon wore on, Danny's embarrassment waned but the fragrance from the flowers around his neck were a constant reminder of the war that Steve was seemingly waging. Finally, just before he was ready to call it quits for the day Steve walked out of his office and motioned for each of the other members of the team to join him in the bullpen.

"What now?" Danny sighed, "I want to go home!"

"I finished my paper work," Steve smiled, "and we have a new case." He added.

Danny sighed deeply and hung his head.

"Kono this is for you," Steve smiled and handed her a case file. "This is for you Chin and Danny, I've saved the best for you." he said and handed Danny a file of his own.

"What's so great about it?" Danny asked as he opened the file and looked at the first page. It was not the regular report he was used to seeing, instead it was one piece of paper and written in McGarrett's hand, down the center, was a poem, no, lyrics.

"Read it out loud," Steve smiled mischief in his eyes, "I worked so hard on it; just for you."

"No," Danny stated.

"If you don't, I'm going to sing it and you don't want that do you Danny Boy?" Steve asked with a smile.

"No!" Danny practically yelled as Kono began to giggle and Chin stared on in amusement.

"Come on Danno, read it!" Steve smiled brightened.

"Fine," Danny sighed and began reading what was on the page:

Oh, Danny boy, the cuffs, the cuffs are calling.

Make an arrest and bring the bad guys in.

Then you'll complain how much you miss New Jersey.

You'll wave your hands and sputter when I grin.

Danny only made it through the first stanza before his foul look had morphed into a grin and his team mates were humming along to the tune that had been so familiar all day.

Steve smiled proudly and motioned with his hand for Danny to continue.

You'll rant about the sunshine and the pineapples,

About grenades and roofs and sharks and so,

And, yes, we know, you say you hate Hawaii,

But when you book 'em, Danny boy, you love it so.

Chin and Kono burst with congratulatory applause as the dramatic reading, accompanied by their humming came to an end.

"That was awesome Steve!" Kono stated happily.

"Very creative, and so accurate," Chin added and turned back to his file.

"Is this why it took you so long to get the paper work done?" Danny asked as he flipped the page in the file and saw the incidence report staring up at him.

"Yes, I will admit, I had to put a lot of though and effort into this, and I think I started over a few too many times, but I had to get it just right Danno," Steve smiled as playfully punched Danny in the shoulder. "It's pretty spectacular isn't it?" he asked mockingly and turned back, to his office.

Danny shook his head in defeat as he turned back to his office with McGarrett's paper work in hand. He sat down at his desk only to have the phone ring again and he picked up without looking at the ID, "Williams," he answered but was only met with the horrible hold music once more.