(At Britain, they go to gift shops)

Joe: How about this hat?

Becca: No.

Abanoub: You look like a dumbass.

Ryan & Antonio: We now present, the Felt Magician!

Miguel: Don't you have a hat like that at your house already?

Joe: Oh yeah.

(At Totters Lane, our young teens look around for 76)

Abanoub: Excuse me Mister...

Person: Chesterson. Ian Chesterson.

Abanoub: Chesserman, can you locate us to 76 Totters Lane?

Chesserman: Oh yes just round the corner and across the street, you'll see a police box. I just came back from there.

Miguel: A police box is?

Chesterson: Well, back in the day, police boxes were used for a quick arrest and policemen would arrest criminals in hem. Then, they would make a call to the station and they rest of the police would come to get the criminal to jail.

Miguel: Thanks for the history lesson, Chesserman.

Chesterson: It's Chesterson! Oh I missed that.

Ryan: Missed what?

Chesterson: I had a friend back in the day. He was the grandfather of a student of mine. He would often mess up my last name. His name was the Doctor.

(Miguel, Abanoub, and Ryan's eyes widened)

Becca: Doctor who?

Chesterson: Just, the Doctor. Now I got to get back to Barbara. See you lads.

Abanoub: Thanks for the info Mr. Chesserman!

(He walks away)

Miguel: You're a teacher?

(Joe and Antonio walk up to them)

Joe: Who was that?

Abanoub: Ian Chesserman.

Becca: Chesterson.

Abanoub: Whatever.

Joe: That name sounds familiar. Oh, now I remember. He was a substitute teacher that my dad had once.

Abanoub: How old is your dad?

Joe: 40.

Becca: He didn't even look old! He looked 30!

Antonio: Let's just focus on the main reason why we're here. Does he know where 76 Totters Lane is?

Miguel: Round the corner and across the street, you'll see a police box.

(They walk around the corner and see the police box)

Joe: That's 76 Totters Lane?

Ryan: Well he did seem like an eccentric old man.

Becca: I doubt that's where we need to go.

Joe: I don't know. Something seemes oddly familiar.

Abanoub: Joe you got a bug on your back.

Joe: Get it off get it off get it off get it off!

(They keep slapping each other because the bug flew between them. A car passes by and drives into a large puddle next to the sidewalk they're standing at)

Driver: Chav!

Miguel: Asshole!

Joe: We're all wet now.

Abanoub: Luckily, I had a hat on. What's a chav?

Joe: No clue.

Antonio: Maybe if that is 76 Totters Lane, it could be a wardrobe.

Miguel: Maybe.

(They walk across the street and knock on the door 4 times)

(The Doctor pops out)

Doctor: Apples. Anyone want an apple?

Becca: Ooh me.

Joe: Hello Doctor.

Doctor: Ah the young Joseph San Agustin. Oh and he brought friends. Antonio Arce, Ryan Normandia, Abanoub Said, and Miguel Acevedo. How nice of you to see me again. Ah and Rebecca-

Becca: Don't say my last name. How do you know me?

Doctor: Well after my first encounter with these boys, I watched over them like a guardian angel.

Joe: That's not creepy at all.

Doctor: Oi! I'm not going to state the real reason why I know.

Joe: You wanna know something creepy? It's Mothers' Day and your little brother is wearing your mom's new high heels.

Abanoub: That actually happened?

Joe: Yeah. Now all I can say to that is, Hey Mommy! Lookit me I'm pretty!

Antonio: Doctor, do you have a wardrobe in that "house" of yours?

Doctor: House? He survived?

Antonio: Your living area.

Doctor: Oh. Yeah why?

(They give him a face)

Doctor: Right you're all dripping wet.

Driver: Chavs are everywhere!

(They turn their heads. Taylor, Vic, and Alex are drenched and across the street)

Joe: Hey! Over here!

Taylor: ROBO!

Joe: WHAT?

(They run up to them and Taylor hugs him)

Joe: I don't like hugs!

(She stops)

Alex: We're all wet.

Antonio: Wow Joe. I was right. You are leading an Asian Invasion.

Doctor: Hello Ms. Andthenmylastname, Mr. Hunyh, and girl who loves wankers.

Alex: Are you a Doctor?

Doctor: Yes. Sort of.

(They shake hands)

Taylor: That's not just any Doctor, Alex. That's The Doctor!

Alex & Vic: Doctor who?

Taylor & Doctor: Just the Doctor.

Doctor: Alright, how do you know who I am?

(She points to Joe)

Doctor: Oh right. Come on you chavs! Rory will lead you to the TARDIS wardrobe won't you Rory?

Rory: Sure.

(They walk in)

Joe: What the hell is a chav?

I'm serious. What the hell is a chav?