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Crescent Meadows

Chapter Five: A night time medley

Týr groans as Kaoru comes into the living room with a photo album. "…What are you doing with that…?" The brunette sits down next to him and opens it. "Hmm…I'm trying to find any evidence that you are capable of smiling." Týr twitches, glaring at him. "Give it over." "Make me." Kaoru says and Týr reaches over to grab it, the brunette raising it over their heads. "You…" Týr practically climbs into his lap and reaches up to snatc it. "Man Týr…you're so friendly sometimes." Kaoru teases and Týr goes bright red. "I-! I-! U-um…! J-just give it to me, Kaoru!" The brunette raises a brow. "You can be surprisingly forward when you want to be."

"N-no! That's-! I-I just want the photo album back!" Týr whines and Kaoru shrugs. "You can get it back…when I'm done looking through it." The brunette mumbles, keeping the book over his head and opening it to flip through. "Oh…how cute." Týr stretches up to grab it, accidentally pressing his chest against Kaoru's face. "Hm…nice." Kaoru mumbles and Týr goes bright red, jumping back and falling off the couch in the process. "…Ow…" The brunette raises a brow and looks down at the embarrassed teen. "Interesting view." He says and Týr blushes, his legs spread apart and still up on the couch on either side of Kaoru's. "H-help me up." Týr commands and Kaoru shrugs. "When I'm done with this."

He sits back and re-opens the photo album. "Oh my…your brother put you in a dress? No wonder you're so miserable." Týr fumes and jumps up. "C-cut it out!" He whines and Kaoru looks up at him, sighing. "I don't know why you hate me seeing this." "Because I hate you!" Týr yells and Kaoru locks eyes with him. "No you don't." The smaller teen blushes and looks away. "I know my own feelings; it's hate." Kaoru shakes his head. "Believe what you will, but you're the one who wanted me to stay with you tonight." He points out and Týr goes a brighter red. "I-I did not! I just wanted to know the history of Hong Kong! You've already told me so now you can go!"

Kaoru looks at him curiously before shrugging. "Whatever you say." He gets up and heads out. Getting down the sidewalk he feels a hand grabbing his wrist. Looking back nonchalantly he sees an out of breath Týr. "…So what are you up to?" He asks and Týr blushes. "I…I forgot the main." Kaoru raises a brow. "So…you…grabbed my sleeve for the mail?" "Th-that's right! You should never go next to the road alone!" He says, holding Kaoru's sleeve as he grabs his mail. "…So…how long are you going to keep up this charade?" Kaoru asks and Týr stares at the ground blushing. "A-all night…?" The brunette smirks. "If that's what you want." "I-I don't want you here for the night! But…I don't go back on my word…" Týr says and Kaoru nods, knowing full well there was no 'word'. "Of course."

The both go back inside and sit back down, a smirk plastered on Kaoru's face. "S-stop smirking! I really don't want you here!" Týr stutters and Kaoru nods. "Of course…so tell me, is there any 'word' you gave that said you had to hold my sleeve all night? Not that I'm complaining, of course." Kaoru says and Týr goes bright red, pulling his hand away quickly. "Th-that-! Shut up!" He yells, turning away from the still smirking brunette. "…Ow…" Kaoru mumbles and Týr huffs. "I'm not even touching you." "No…Týr…I don't-" He covers his mouth and runs to the bathroom, closing the door. Týr quickly follows and stands outside. "K-Kaoru? Are you ok? Do you need anything?" He asks and gets no answer, so he opens the door.

Inside he sees Kaoru sitting on the edge of the tub. "…If you're sick, you should go home." Týr says and Kaoru shakes his head. "No, I'm not sick. The Chinese food just hit me wrong. America screws up so much good food…" The brunette says and Týr frowns. He reaches in the cabinet and pulls out some stomach medicines and mouthwash. "Here, these will help with the pain and this will help get the taste out of your mouth. We have extra toothbrushes as well, if you want." Kaoru looks at him surprised for a moment before taking the stuff. He takes the different medicines and uses the mouthwash. "I'll take you up on that toothbrush as well."

Týr nods and pulls out two tooth brushes. "Use this one now and than throw it out." He says and Kaoru raises a brow. "You have too many toothbrushes, don't you?" Týr sigh. "Yeah, we do. They are dentist toothbrushes which we don't use; Tore likes his electric ones." Kaoru nods and gently ushers Týr out of the room. "Go wait in the living room." Týr looks at him confused. "Huh? But I-!" "I'm taking a shower, Týr. Which reminds me; I need something to wear when I get out." Kaoru says and Týr groans. "Whatever…"

Living room:

Týr waits for Kaoru to come out and goes bright red. "Wh-wh-what are you wearing?" He stutters out and Kaoru shrugs. "I couldn't fit in your pants, too small. And your shirt was too small as well, all I could fit into was your boxer…you're a very small boy." Týr covers his eyes. "I-I'm fifteen! Of course my clothes don't fit on a nineteen year old! N-now go cover yourself with a blanket!" He whines and Kaoru shrugs. "Well…we could always call Yao to drop off some stuff and wait in your bed til he gets here. Since that's under the covers." Týr twitches a little. "Who is this 'we' you speak of? I'm not sleeping with a half-naked man!"

Kaoru shrugs and smirks a little. "Who said we're sleeping?" Týr goes bright red. "Wh-wha-?" "Get your head out of the gutter, it's eight and we'll be waiting for Yao. Sleep would be stupid." Kaoru says and Týr glares at him. "I wasn't-!" The brunette ignores him and grabs the phone, calling Yao. "Alright, I'll go wait in your bed; you can come or not. Of course if you don't come I might assume you're a pervert…" Kaoru says and Týr blushes. "I-I don't mind going in there! I-I mean, it would be rude to leave you in there alone, right?" The brunette smirks to himself. "Oh yes, very rude."

The two of them sit down in the bed, covered by the blankets and separated by as much space as Týr could possibly put between them. Týr yawns a little and Kaoru raises a brow. "Tired already?" "No…just…a force of habit…" He mumbles and Kaoru smiles a little, patting him on the head. "Yes, little kids frequently get tired as soon as they get in bed." The brunette teases and Týr pouts. "Shut up, jerk." Kaoru shifts a little and rests his head against the headboard. "What do you think of daycare?" He asks and Týr answers almost immediately. "I like it. But…I don't like getting up early and being paid next to nothing. And the kids can get annoying…" Kaoru watches as a small smile creeps onto Týr's face. "But…they can be really cute, too."

The doorbell rings and Týr practically leaps out of the bed to answer. "Hm…I never thought I would be envious of those kids…" Kaoru mumbles once Týr leaves. After a few minutes Yao barges into the room followed by a flustered Týr. "Y-Yao, sir-!" "I brought it all, aru!" He holds out a bag and opens it, tossing the things on the bed as he names them. "I got pajamas, clothes for tomorrow, snacks-!" "I have food…" Týr mumbles and Yao shrugs. "But not MY food! I also brought a flare gun, first aid kit…!" The Chinese man continues listing off things as Kaoru rolls his eyes and Týr looks on confused. "..Are we going to war…?" He mumbles, unheard by Yao. "And of course, since it's a 'sleep over', I brought you con-!" Yao stops, noticing Týr and Kaoru looks questioningly at the condom package in his hand. He quickly hides it in a fist. "Con…um…cooonnn…ok, I got nothing. Forget this."

The Chinese man tosses the bag on the bed and smiles at the boys. "Have fun! I left you some numbers on the fridge-!" "When the hell were you near the-?" Týr gets cut off by Yao. "So be safe and good night!" He says before leaving. "Wh…? Why do I suddenly feel…invaded?" Týr asks and Kaoru looks at him as he grabs the silk pajamas. "Welcome to my world." He gets dressed and heads out to the living room, followed by Týr. "So…why exactly did he bring co…c-c-co…th-those things?" Týr asks and Kaoru sighs. "To him, I'm 'old' and need to 'become a man'. The fact I haven't so much as dated yet kills him. So he was probably hoping I was staying for…" "WELL YOU'RE NOT!" Týr says quickly and Kaoru rolls his eyes.

"Why would I want to? I highly doubt you would be my type of lover." Kaoru says and Týr silently fumes. "Excuse me? You don't even know what 'type' of l-lover you want. I could rock your world." He says, attempting to be calm and cool. Kaoru looks at him for a second, noting the puffed out red cheeks and pout before laughing. "Pfft! You're just too easy sometimes. It's cute." The brunette says as a twitching Týr stares at him, caugh off guard. "Wh…wh…? Y-you're…laughing…? You can LAUGH? Shit, hell is going to freeze over, isn't it?" Týr ask and Kaoru shrugs, back to his expressionless look. "Seeing as how you smiled earlier and just said you could 'rock my world'…I'm guessing hell has frozen over to an unhealthy degree."

Týr goes bright red and stutters like an idiot for five minutes before forming real words. "I couldn't-! I mean, I could…! B-but-! But I wouldn't! EVER!" Kaoru locks eyes with him. "Oh, how disappointing." He says and Týr glares. "Shut up you ass." "What about my ass?" Kaoru asks and Týr turns, walking to the couch. "No flustered response? Maybe the last one broke something…it's no fun if you're broken." The brunette mumbles, sitting next to him. Týr merely shrugs and turns on the TV. "Not talking, are we?" Kaoru asks and Týr nods. After a few minutes the older teen gets bored and leans over to grab the remote from Týr's hand, kissing him on the cheek in the process. "You're cute when you pout." He whispers, making sure his lips brush up against Týr's ear.

Týr immediately let's out a girly shriek and jumps away, blocking himself with a pillow as Kaoru smirks to himself victoriously. "S-STAY AWAY!" He screams and Kaoru shrugs, turning to the TV and looking around the free movies. "Hey Týr, take a minute from your freak out and tell me what this is." Týr looks over and sees that he's on a free demand channel. "Huh? 'After dark'? Like…horror movies?" He asks and Kaoru shrugs. "I guess…" Týr sighs and snatches the remote, going to the selection and seeing the movie titles. "Pirate…spiderbabe…Oh! The hills have…thighs? What the fuck?" The smaller teen twitches and Kaoru looks at it confused. "…Does that one say sex-ray glasses?" He asks and Týr gasps, tossing the remote to him and covering his eyes.

"Ch-change the channel. Now!" Týr cries and Kaoru rolls his eyes, sitting back. "What a baby…" "I'm fifteen! I don't watch this stuff!" He yells and Kaoru sighs. "You're such a kid…" The brunette ignores him as he goes off on a rant and plays one of the movies. "Wh-what are you doing? Idiot! Pervert!" Týr squeaks and Kaoru pats him on the head. "Don't think of it as porn and think of it as a funny movie…with sex." Kaoru says and Týr glares. "I can't…I-I've never…!" The smaller teen goes bright red and covers his face with a pillow at the first sex scene. "K-Kaoru! Please, turn it off!" Kaoru looks at him a little surprised and turns it off "Are you…ok?" He asks and Týr keeps the pillow on his face.

"It's just a movie…what's…?" Kaoru's eyes venture down and widen. "Oh…" "I-I hate you!" Týr hisses, throwing the pillow in his face and running into the bathroom. The brunette sets the pillow down and changes the channel, sighing to himself. "Im Yong Soo never has that problem…then again…he's not fifteen either…"

Later:

Týr comes back in wearing pajamas and drying off his hair. He looks down at the coffee table and sees a large bowl of licorice. "Um…" "I should have known it would effect a young teen like that. Sorry." Kaoru says and Týr blushes. "It didn't effect me! I just wanted to take a shower! Mind your own business!" The brunette shrugs. "Sorry." "A-and stop saying that, it's weird coming from you." Týr mumbles and Kaoru shrugs. "Whatever." The smaller teen crosses his arms and sits down in a huff. "I still hate you, though." "You'll get over it." Kaoru says and Týr glares. "You're sleeping on the couch." The brunette looks at him and smirks. "We'll see."

Later that night:

Týr yawns. "I'm going to bed." Kaoru nods. "Good idea, let's go." The smaller teen glares. "I'm going, you're staying!" Kaoru pouts. "You're so mean." "D-don't try that on me. I'm going to bed." Týr says firmly, stomping off to his room and Kaoru calls after him. "I'll be in there shortly." "Like hell you will!" The smaller teen hisses, slamming his door shut. "I think I like hard to get. The chase is more interesting than I thought it would be." Kaoru says to himself, hearing Týr moving something against his door.

Next morning:

Týr wakes up and buries his head into his pillow; he really doesn't want to see Kaoru. "Nnn…stupid Kaoru…" He mumbles against his pillow before noticing something. His pillow is breathing. Týr's face goes bright red and he props himself up on his elbows, ready to bitch Kaoru out, when he notices he's still sleeping. He finds his anger fading quickly as he stares at the older teen. His eyes are closed, long lashes brushing over pale cheeks, and his lips are parted slightly. Týr quickly blushes, realizing he's staring and his heart is now beating wildly in his chest. He turns away and buries his head in his real pillow. This is not good.

A/N: Yes, those were all REAL TITLES TO MOVIES! Me and my friends had a good laugh at the Hills have thighs title. HILARIOUS. And yes..me and one of my friends thought at first the 'after dark' thing was horror movies...at least I did. Ugh...I had a bunch of ideas for this chapter...and then...it came out like this...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HAVE TO WRITE IT OUT ON PAPER! I don't know HOW much I HAVE to write and how much is too much and ARGH! SO INFURIATING! ...But I should be getting a laptop soon. *twitch* Not. Soon. Enough. I think...I will be changing this to M. I don't know why I don't usually think to make them all M at the beginning. The one that I did actually do that with someone asked why it was rated M...lD I was like 'I haven't WRITTEN the M part yet...but it's coming.' So...like...do you wait til you make an M scene? Or start it as M? I think you start it as M...all of mine will probably be M now...but what if I end up not wanting to make it M? Ugh, whatever, they will all just be M...(with warnings before the M scene. because people asked me to)