(Inside, everyone but Miguel, Joe, Abanoub, Antonio, and Ryan are amazed)

Vic: It's bigger on the inside.

Taylor: Just like they say. You can have a party in here.

Alex: How are you not affected by this?

Doctor: Long story. I'll explain later. Now Rory, Amy-Where's Amy?

Rory: She went to her room. Didn't feel too well.

Doctor: Well she may be pregnant then. If only I asked Idris that.

Rory: Don't you mean, "Sexy"?

Doctor: Get them to the wardrobe.

Becca: Who's sexy now?

Doctor: I'll explain later.

Rory: Overusing that phrase Doctor.

(They walk through the corridors of the TARDIS)

Becca: What does TARDIS stand for?

Rory: Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

Becca: Ah.

(They change into new clothes. Becca wears a white tshirt, tight pants, and a hooded vest. She retains her sneakers though)

Joe: Hey it's the middle of the summer! Why not wear tight jeans?

(She punches him and changes into shorts. Joe comes out wearing a green and black hooded shirt, shorts, and fingerless gloves)

Joe: Good thing no one got their shoes wet. No shoes in there.

(Antonio sports a similar outfit only the shirt is beige and black)

Antonio: There's like a ton of these.

(Ryan wears a similar shirt. Only it's white and black and it has the XBOX symbol)

Antonio: Where did you find that?

Ryan: At the end.

(Miguel wears a smaller version of the 9th Doctor's clothing)

Miguel: I look good in leather.

(Taylor just uses the clothes she packed)

Abanoub: Maybe we should've packed clothes.

Joe: Haven't thought of that.

Alex: You're gonna go to England for 2 weeks wearing the same exact clothes?

Joe & Abanoub: Yeah.

Joe: Well, the same clothes, costumes, and I packed my laptop.

Alex: What are the costumes for?

Abanoub: We can't tell you. It's classified information.

Joe: I'll tell him. You see, if there's a mystery to be solved, we put on the costumes to solve the mystery.

Alex: Why do you have to wear costumes?

Joe: His idea.

Abanoub: I just want to and I made him.

(Vic sports a Zelda shirt and the shorts she was wearing)

Joe: Majora's Mask is my favorite.

Vic: Don't mention that ever! I'm gonna have nightmares about that statue now!

Joe: You're welcome.

(Alex wears the shorts he was wearing and a black and red hooded shirt)

Joe: Alex, how many times do I have to stress this? Red shirts always die!

Rory: Only in Star Trek.

Joe: What's your wife's hair color?

Rory: Red. What's your point? Oh the fact that I killed her when I didn't want to. Well she wasn't wearing a red shirt!

(Abanoub comes out wearing the Wyld Stallyns hat he was wearing, a yellow tshirt, a green flannel jacket around his waist, and shorts)

Abanoub: I am Bill S. Preston Esq!

(Back in the control room, they all converse with each other)

Joe: Guys, this is Taylor. She acts like Boxxy. A lot.

Taylor: Shut up I don't like to be called Boxxy!

(She slaps him)

Joe: Ow. This is Vic. She loves dicks for some reason.

Vic: Pen-

Joe: This is a PG-13 rated comic.

Vic: And I can't say penis?

Joe: Nope.

Abanoub: So you like dicks?

(He gives her a smile. Joe slaps the back of his head)

Abanoub: Ow.

Joe: This is Alex. He's Vietnamese and will die soon because of him wearing a red shirt.

Alex: I'm not gonna die.

Antonio: Like I said, Asian Invasion!

Joe: Taylor jokes about how short he is.

Taylor: No I don't shut up!

(She slaps him again)

Becca: He seems taller than you.

Joe: He seems taller than you too.

Alex: Compared to my friends, I'm like Shorty Rossi.

(The Doctor, Rory, and Amy greet Taylor, Becca, Vic, and Alex)

Antonio: I don't get it. You're Asian and Alex says that he's had a few girlfriends and you haven't!

Joe: It's because my sarcasm is a turn off, I have acne everywhere, and I don't listen to NeverShoutNever.

Antonio: Explains a whole lot.

(The Doctor looks at Miguel and sees the 9th Doctor)

(The Doctor walks to Miguel)

Doctor: Miguel?

Miguel: Yes?

Doctor: Where did you find that outfit?

Miguel: In the wardrobe. D'you like it? Leather looks good on me.

Doctor: It's just that you're reminding me of one of your past selves.

Miguel: The one born into the Time War?

Doctor: Yes.

Miguel: I'll change into something different if you like.

Doctor: No, it's alright.

Miguel: K.

Amy: Doctor, can you do another scan to see if I'm pregnant? I've been have stomach problems.

Doctor: Sure.

(The screen flickers between yes and no)

Rory: Why don't we use the traditional pregnancy test?

Amy: You got money?

Rory: So is it a yes or a no to pregnant?

Doctor: Not sure. Old girl doesn't even know.

Amy: We'll try again tomorrow then.

Doctor: Okay. So where do you want to go? Eye of Orion? It's a beautiful place. What about Barcelona? Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona.

Rory: There's a planet Barcelona?

Doctor: Yeah. Beautiful place.

Amy: You know many beautiful places do you Doctor?

Doctor: Yes.

(They fly the TARDIS)

Joe: I'll never get used to this sound.

Doctor: I love this sound.

Joe: Mein Gott.

(They land on Barceleona)

Doctor: Grab your cameras boys and girls, this is one place to see. Very beautiful.

(Joe grabs his camera)

Joe: Taylor say hi.

Taylor: Wazzup peoples!

Joe: I iz trollin.

Taylor: You is trollin!

Joe: You are Boxxy.

(She punches him)

Joe: Ow.

(He turns to Becca)

Joe: Becca say Hi.

(She puts her hand over the camera)

Joe: Hey!

(They walk out and Barcelona is left in ruins)

Amy: Doctor, I thought you said this was a beautiful place.

Doctor: Yeah I did didn't I? Well I did say was.

Rory: Look over there.


What did Rory see? I guess you'll have to find out, tomorrow.