(Inside, everyone but Miguel, Joe, Abanoub, Antonio, and Ryan are amazed)
Vic: It's bigger on the inside.
Taylor: Just like they say. You can have a party in here.
Alex: How are you not affected by this?
Doctor: Long story. I'll explain later. Now Rory, Amy-Where's Amy?
Rory: She went to her room. Didn't feel too well.
Doctor: Well she may be pregnant then. If only I asked Idris that.
Rory: Don't you mean, "Sexy"?
Doctor: Get them to the wardrobe.
Becca: Who's sexy now?
Doctor: I'll explain later.
Rory: Overusing that phrase Doctor.
(They walk through the corridors of the TARDIS)
Becca: What does TARDIS stand for?
Rory: Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
Becca: Ah.
(They change into new clothes. Becca wears a white tshirt, tight pants, and a hooded vest. She retains her sneakers though)
Joe: Hey it's the middle of the summer! Why not wear tight jeans?
(She punches him and changes into shorts. Joe comes out wearing a green and black hooded shirt, shorts, and fingerless gloves)
Joe: Good thing no one got their shoes wet. No shoes in there.
(Antonio sports a similar outfit only the shirt is beige and black)
Antonio: There's like a ton of these.
(Ryan wears a similar shirt. Only it's white and black and it has the XBOX symbol)
Antonio: Where did you find that?
Ryan: At the end.
(Miguel wears a smaller version of the 9th Doctor's clothing)
Miguel: I look good in leather.
(Taylor just uses the clothes she packed)
Abanoub: Maybe we should've packed clothes.
Joe: Haven't thought of that.
Alex: You're gonna go to England for 2 weeks wearing the same exact clothes?
Joe & Abanoub: Yeah.
Joe: Well, the same clothes, costumes, and I packed my laptop.
Alex: What are the costumes for?
Abanoub: We can't tell you. It's classified information.
Joe: I'll tell him. You see, if there's a mystery to be solved, we put on the costumes to solve the mystery.
Alex: Why do you have to wear costumes?
Joe: His idea.
Abanoub: I just want to and I made him.
(Vic sports a Zelda shirt and the shorts she was wearing)
Joe: Majora's Mask is my favorite.
Vic: Don't mention that ever! I'm gonna have nightmares about that statue now!
Joe: You're welcome.
(Alex wears the shorts he was wearing and a black and red hooded shirt)
Joe: Alex, how many times do I have to stress this? Red shirts always die!
Rory: Only in Star Trek.
Joe: What's your wife's hair color?
Rory: Red. What's your point? Oh the fact that I killed her when I didn't want to. Well she wasn't wearing a red shirt!
(Abanoub comes out wearing the Wyld Stallyns hat he was wearing, a yellow tshirt, a green flannel jacket around his waist, and shorts)
Abanoub: I am Bill S. Preston Esq!
(Back in the control room, they all converse with each other)
Joe: Guys, this is Taylor. She acts like Boxxy. A lot.
Taylor: Shut up I don't like to be called Boxxy!
(She slaps him)
Joe: Ow. This is Vic. She loves dicks for some reason.
Vic: Pen-
Joe: This is a PG-13 rated comic.
Vic: And I can't say penis?
Joe: Nope.
Abanoub: So you like dicks?
(He gives her a smile. Joe slaps the back of his head)
Abanoub: Ow.
Joe: This is Alex. He's Vietnamese and will die soon because of him wearing a red shirt.
Alex: I'm not gonna die.
Antonio: Like I said, Asian Invasion!
Joe: Taylor jokes about how short he is.
Taylor: No I don't shut up!
(She slaps him again)
Becca: He seems taller than you.
Joe: He seems taller than you too.
Alex: Compared to my friends, I'm like Shorty Rossi.
(The Doctor, Rory, and Amy greet Taylor, Becca, Vic, and Alex)
Antonio: I don't get it. You're Asian and Alex says that he's had a few girlfriends and you haven't!
Joe: It's because my sarcasm is a turn off, I have acne everywhere, and I don't listen to NeverShoutNever.
Antonio: Explains a whole lot.
(The Doctor looks at Miguel and sees the 9th Doctor)
(The Doctor walks to Miguel)
Doctor: Miguel?
Miguel: Yes?
Doctor: Where did you find that outfit?
Miguel: In the wardrobe. D'you like it? Leather looks good on me.
Doctor: It's just that you're reminding me of one of your past selves.
Miguel: The one born into the Time War?
Doctor: Yes.
Miguel: I'll change into something different if you like.
Doctor: No, it's alright.
Miguel: K.
Amy: Doctor, can you do another scan to see if I'm pregnant? I've been have stomach problems.
Doctor: Sure.
(The screen flickers between yes and no)
Rory: Why don't we use the traditional pregnancy test?
Amy: You got money?
Rory: So is it a yes or a no to pregnant?
Doctor: Not sure. Old girl doesn't even know.
Amy: We'll try again tomorrow then.
Doctor: Okay. So where do you want to go? Eye of Orion? It's a beautiful place. What about Barcelona? Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona.
Rory: There's a planet Barcelona?
Doctor: Yeah. Beautiful place.
Amy: You know many beautiful places do you Doctor?
Doctor: Yes.
(They fly the TARDIS)
Joe: I'll never get used to this sound.
Doctor: I love this sound.
Joe: Mein Gott.
(They land on Barceleona)
Doctor: Grab your cameras boys and girls, this is one place to see. Very beautiful.
(Joe grabs his camera)
Joe: Taylor say hi.
Taylor: Wazzup peoples!
Joe: I iz trollin.
Taylor: You is trollin!
Joe: You are Boxxy.
(She punches him)
Joe: Ow.
(He turns to Becca)
Joe: Becca say Hi.
(She puts her hand over the camera)
Joe: Hey!
(They walk out and Barcelona is left in ruins)
Amy: Doctor, I thought you said this was a beautiful place.
Doctor: Yeah I did didn't I? Well I did say was.
Rory: Look over there.
What did Rory see? I guess you'll have to find out, tomorrow.
