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Crescent Meadows
Chapter Six: Feeling Like a Love Sick Fool
It's been two weeks since Kaoru spent the night at Týr's, and since then Týr's life has been a living hell. He's, quite reluctantly, come to realize he might, possibly, a little, extremely and madly love the stupid brunette. Now that he has come to realize such a horrific thing, every touch and look Kaoru gives him sends his heart racing and his head reeling. Even when Kaoru just so much as says his name, Týr feels his stomach twist. So, one could understand why in such an awkward time, Týr would go to a friend for advice. An older friend.
He knocks on the door, which is quickly answered by a messy haired brunette holding a cat, and another dangling off his shoulder. "Hello, Týr." The man says and Týr reaches out, petting both cats. "Hello, Heracles." "Sadiq is in the living room." Heracles says and leads Týr to the room. The teen sits down on their large couch and looks over to Sadiq. "Hey! It's been forever, kid!" Sadiq says, grinning, and Týr nods, "I work at a daycare now, old man. I'm really busy." Heracles sits down on the couch with Týr and looks at him questioningly. "What's wrong?" He asks lazily and Sadiq nods. "Yeah, what's the matter, Týr? You look bothered!" Týr frowns. "I think I'm in…l-like. Yes, in like."
Sadiq's eyes light up. "He's in love! You hear that, Heracles? Our little guy is in love! Oh, we should tell Tore and Mathias! Have a celebration dinner! So tell me…is it that Kaoru guy Tore told me about?" Týr twitches. "You two…convene to keep tabs on me?" "Us four, Heracles and Mathias are in on it, too~!" Sadiq points out and Heracles nods. "Evil. You're all evil…" Týr mumbles.
"Oh no, what would be evil would be inviting the love interest over for lunch." Sadiq points out and Týr twitches. "…We're evil." Heracles mumbles, making Týr fume. "I. HATE. YOU." "Ah, good to see it isn't just me he says that to." Kaoru says as he enters the room and sits on the other side of Týr. "Don't sit with me." Týr mutters and Kaoru wraps an arm around his shoulders, making him go bright red. "You're so mean, Týr." "Sh-shut up, you don't even sound convincing. Don't touch me." The smaller teen says, moving closer to Heracles.
Týr looks at them all annoyed and crosses his arms. "Can we just hurry up and eat?" Kaoru looks over at Sadiq and Heracles, ignoring him. "It's good to meet some of Týr's friends. How did you all meet, since you're so much older?" He asks and Sadiq laughs. "I got drunk one night and ran into Týr! Heracles was gone to Kiku's house and so Týr helped me out the whole night!" Kaoru smirks at the blushing teen. "What a sweet heart." "Sh-shut up…" Týr mumbles, sinking into the couch in an attempt to disappear. Noticing this, Kaoru locks eyes with the boy. "So if I got drunk, would you take care of me?" The Icelander goes bright red and looks away troubled. "I-I wouldn't. You have four other people in your house. Let them take care of you."
Kaoru shrugs. "They couldn't take care of me properly…I need someone in a nurse outfit-" "NOT IN YOUR LIFE!" Týr hisses and moves even closer to Heracles, almost in his lap which goes unnoticed by the now dozing Greek. "Oh no? Too bad…" Kaoru says, noticing Sadiq watching them in silent amusement. "Oh, look at the time! I just remembered I have to get somewhere!" Sadiq exclaims, not fooling anyone. "You two can stay if you want but Heracles will be out of it for a while and I don't know when I will return. Oh! Why don't you two go get lunch together? Well, I'm heading off!" Týr watches him leave angrily. "Anzvíti…"
Outside:
Týr heads out in a huff followed by an unfazed Kaoru. "Something wrong, Týr?" Kaoru asks unsympathetically. "N-no. I'm going home." The smaller teen mumbles, looking away to hide his blush. Stupid Sadiq was so useless. He just lured Týr there, and Kaoru, and then left them alone together! Even Heracles was useless. "Wait…" Týr mumbles to himself, thinking it over. Heracles takes naps, but that's only after food is served. Sadiq obviously did his on purpose. So to them leaving Týr alone with Kaoru, the one thing he doesn't want to do, is helping. "Anzvíti…" He curses under his breath and Kaoru looks at him. "You're cursing, aren't you?"
"…Maybe…" Týr mumbles and Kaoru shrugs. "So…are you hungry?" The brunette asks and as if on cue Týr's stomach growls. "…Well…that's a yes. Let's go somewhere." Týr looks at him annoyed. "Where? You puke at their Chinese food." Kaoru shrugs and takes his hand, making the boy's blush reach his ears. "Yes, but I don't puke their Italian foods." He says, leading the boy to a nearby Italian restaurant. "Th-this place looks kind of fancy…" Týr says and peaks into the window through the curtains, seeing only couples. "A-and appears to be a…couple's retreat."
Kaoru walks up behind him, making Týr feel strangely nervous. "Hm…well, we're a couple…" Týr tenses up and holds down a noise of shock. "…Of people. Not to mention we have money. What does it matter?" Kaoru asks before heading towards the door. "W-wait!" Týr grabs his hand and pulls him back over. "Look at it! It's VERY fancy. You know how much it will cost? I don't-!" "I'll pay." The brunette says quickly and Týr looks at him annoyed. "No. It's a waste of money." "It's not a waste." Kaoru counters and Týr shakes his head no. "It is a waste Kaoru. I saw another Italian place, a cheaper place, down…" "No. We're eating here. When I eat out, I eat out in style." The older teen says before looking Týr over. "Besides…you're dressed for a nice place." "That's not the-!" Týr's stops as his argument quickly becomes pointless, Kaoru having already brought them into the building.
"Sneaky bastard." The smaller teen whispers and Kaoru shrugs. "Welcome!" A brunette Italian says happily as another one almost identical, except slightly taller and more miserable looking, heads to a table behind them. And another smaller one heads to the kitchen with dishes. "I will be your waiter this afternoon! Please follow me to your seat~!" They do as he says and once he leaves Kaoru looks over to Týr. "See? It's nice in here." He mumbles and Týr looks up at the open trellis covered in roses they are sitting under. "Too romantic." Týr says before looking at the menu in surprise. It wasn't actually expensive at all.
"It's not bad…" He mumbles and Kaoru nods. "The price? Yeah, you worried over nothing." Týr eyes him suspiciously. "You've been here before, haven't you?" "I have." Kaoru answers and Týr feels a strange pang of jealousy. "Wh…who with…?" He asks quietly and Kaoru looks over at him. "What does it matter?" Týr's eyes widen and he gets nervous. "N-no…it doesn't! I was just…curious! That's all!" Kaoru smirks and Týr quickly realizes he was just teased again. "…I hate you, Kaoru." "That's a shame. It was Yao, by the way. He was meeting Ivan here but he got busy at work so Yao called me to be a substitute." The brunette says and Týr looks away annoyed. "That makes sense. No one else would ever be stupid enough to want to go somewhere romantic with you anyways." He mumbles, taking a drink of the water at their table and Kaoru raises a brow. "Oh? But you're here."
Týr chokes on his drink before sputtering for a few minutes. "I-! You-! I-I didn't want to-! You dragged me in here with you!" He finally says and Kaoru points at the door. "I won't stop you from leaving." Týr looks away embarrassed. "Th-that…I can't just leave you here alone. It's rude. And I like Italian…" Kaoru smirks. "I see. Then I guess you're stupid by your own admittance." Týr glares. "I hate you." "Veee? A lovers spat?" The waiter asks, making Týr go bright red. "N-no! We're not-!" Before he can finish his sentence the Italian sighs in relief. "Thank goodness! A couple should never fight! Especially in a place of love~!" Kaoru nods as Týr sits there horrified. "I agree."
"So what would you two like~?" The waiter asks and Kaoru shrugs. "I'll have the Chicken Alfredo." He says and then Týr answers. "Um…I guess…eggplant parmesan…" The waiter nods before heading off. The rest of the dinner goes well enough, until one of the waiters gets into a fight with a Spanish waiter for kissing him on the cheek. It would be funny if it was not for the Italian spilling spaghetti onto Týr's shirt. "Ew…" Týr mumbles and the Italian freaks out. "CHIIIIGIIII! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO ANTONIO?" He yells at the Spaniard, who pouts. "I am sorry, Lovi!" "IT! IS! LOVINO! BASTARD!"
Antonio sighs and pulls out a napkin as he walks over to Týr, reaching out to wipe off the mess on his chest when Lovino grabs his wrist and pulls him away from the boy. "Y-you can't touch his chest!" Lovino whines and Antonio smiles. "You're so cute~!" He coos, bringing the boy to the back. Once they leave, Týr looks over at Kaoru and notices a small look of annoyance on his face. "Let's go." He says and Týr nods, they were done eating anyways. And he feels gross in the mess of clothing he is wearing now. "Alright."
They go up to the cash register and pay before heading out. "I need to get home and change…" Týr mumble and Kaoru grabs his hand, pulling him into an empty alley. "Take off your shirt." The brunette says, looming over Týr. "Wh-wh-what? Is that why you bought lunch? SO I WOULD-?" Kaoru rolls his eyes and yanks the dirty shirt off the boy, making sure he's blocked from view. Before Týr can even react to being shirtless in an alley with Kaoru, the brunette takes his own shirt off and puts it on Týr, wearing only a hoodie himself now. "For someone so innocent…you sure are perverted." He teases and Týr fumes.
"IF YOU WANTED TO DO THAT WE COULD HAVE IN THE RESTAURANT!" Týr yells and Kaoru shrugs. "I wanted to see if you in shock. I was hoping you would faint." He says honestly and Týr quickly punches him in the shoulder. "Farðu í rassgat!" The Icelander hisses and Kaoru look at him wide eyed. "Well…that couldn't mean anything nice." "IT! DOESN'T!" Týr says before stomping off. "Why are you so mad about it? I've teased you worse than this." Kaoru points out, following the boy. "I-! That is because-!" Týr's words fall from his lips, the words he can't tell Kaoru; for a moment, a very split moment, he was hoping for more.
Týr's home:
Týr reluctantly leads Kaoru into his house, ignoring the looks from Mathias and Tore as he brings him to his room. "You're in here until I get changed. That's it." The smaller teen says and Kaoru shrugs. "Whatever." Týr changes and Kaoru does as well before Týr pushes him out the door. "So…find anything out?" Tore asks after koru heads home and Týr blushes. "Yes, that Sadiq is an ass." "It was my idea." The older brother points out and Týr fumes. "Then YOU are an ass." "No fun on your date?" Tore asks and Mathias frowns. "Awww too bad! Maybe next time!" Týr twitches. "I didn't even answer him yet! A-and it wasn't a date!" He points out and the other two smirk. "So…It was fun~?" Mathias teases and Týr glares. "It wasn't. But you still shouldn't assume. It's rude."
Tore comes up to the now bickering boys and pats Týr on the shoulder. Týr looks at the blank expression on Tore's face as the man speaks. "I'm sure the next one will be better." "THERE WON'T BE A NEXT ONE!" The boy screams and Mathias laughs. "How adorable~! He's in denial! Isn't that adorable, Tore~?" Tore nods silently and Týr rolls his eyes, walking back into his room. It wasn't a date. And he won't fall for the same trick twice.
A/N: Anzviti: damn
Farðu í rassgat: Go fuck yourself
...Well...this...isn't what I planned at all. Kinda...but that part wasn't supposed to last the whole chapter...AND OMG! SPAMANO IN HONGICE! Well, it was only fair since there was mentions of HongIce in my Spamano...anyways...I'm sorry if it's no good.