Dalek Sassy: He will be with you shortly.
Doctor: I thought Daleks didn't have personalities. How come you sound a lot like Donna?
Dalek Sassy: Her sass grew on to me.
Rory: That's not weird at all.
(Jamie gets on screen)
Jamie: Hello Doctor I've never met before.
Doctor: James Robert McCrimmon. Nice to see you again.
Jamie: Where's my Doctor?
Doctor: No idea.
Jamie: Well if you're the Doctor, you should be able to remember something like this.
Doctor: Yeah I should, but I don't. I believe the Daleks are messing up with the timestream and this meeting was not supposed to happen.
Jamie: Oh aye.
Amy: You actually get this?
Jamie: Nah. When they say stuff like this, it's just best to just act like you follow. Hold on, you're Scottish?
Amy: Yeah and I'm married.
Jamie: Well Married...
Amy: My name is Amelia Pond. I just go by Amy now.
Jamie: Well you're definitely not my neighbor Amelia Pond.
Doctor: Descendant Jamie.
Jamie: What?
Doctor: Amelia in your time gave birth to Amy's great-great-great grandfather and now there's Amy right there.
(The Doctor pulls Rory)
Doctor: And this is her husband.
Jamie: You married him?
Doctor: Unfortunately.
Rory: Thanks.
Doctor: Why didn't you marry the good looking one?
Amy: Jeff?
Rory: Thanks.
Doctor: See Jamie, the TARDIS thinks Rory here is the pretty one.
Jamie: How do you know? Did you talk to it and it talked back?
Doctor: Yes.
Jamie: How?
Doctor: I'll tell you later. Now, where were you going with your Doctor?
Jamie: We were on our way to meet a Starri or something. He said it was a wee laboratory.
Doctor: Dastari's Laboratory, Jamie. Now go on.
Jamie: Well, we just dropped Victoria off to study graphology and were about to set off in the TARDIS. I was about to walk in but then a Dalek captured me. You know what? This doesn't look like a Dalek ship at all.
Doctor: It's a Sontaran ship.
Jamie: A what?
Doctor: You'll see later. Now we need to find a way to get you out of here.
Dalek Sassy: That's just enough. Go back to your cell.
Jamie: Anything to not get exterminated. Come soon Doctor.
(He gets up and walks away)
Jamie: Which way is it?
Dalek: Follow me.
Doctor: Now Sassy, tell me what are Daleks doing on a Sontaran ship?
Dalek Sassy: We needed a much bigger ship to conquer this planet. Davros ordered the ruler of Barcelona to surrender and become a Dalek. He refused. So we invaded a Sontaran ship so we could stop them from turning everyone into clones. We exterminated them all.
Doctor: Well that's all I needed to hear. So bye!
(He cuts off communication)
Joe: What? You're just gonna cut communication off like that?
Doctor: Yes. I'm going in there now. No one try to stop me.
Joe: Oh hello, I'm the Doctor. Yes I'm here to pick up my companion. Please escort me to his prison cell Sassy.
Doctor: Humans.
(They materialize in board)
Doctor: Now, we have to walk in there quietly.
Joe: Yeah, cause the whirring sound sure is quiet.
River: Maybe I should have flown it.
(They walk out of the TARDIS and a bunch of Daleks are in front of them)
Doctor: Oh hello, I'm the Doctor. Yes I'm here to pick up my companion. Please escort me to his room.
Dalek: Exterminate!
(It exterminates Alex)
Joe: I knew it.
Alex: It's okay, it only exterminated my hair.
Doctor: How do you paralyze hair?
Joe: When you flip it and you don't feel your hair flipping.
Dalek: Exterminate!
Doctor: Nonononono. There won't be any exterminating here. We're just here to pick up Jamie.
Joe: Yeah cause that's gonna work.
Dalek: Come this way.
Joe: And it works.
(They see Jamie)
Dalek: You are free.
Jamie: Great. Doctor!
Abanoub: That's just it? You're letting him go?
Dalek: He was unneccasary for the plan.
Doctor: Well why don't you just exterminate him?
Everyone: Doctor!
Sassy: Because, we don't want to mess up the timestream that much.
(They all walk in the cell)
Jamie: Now, how's about we get outta here and find my Doctor.
Doctor: Agreed.
(They walk out but the glass cell door closes down. Joe pushes Becca out of harm's way and she ends up outside the cell with the Doctor and Jamie)
Doctor: Amy! Rory! River!
Becca: Joe!
Joe: What?
Becca: Thanks for saving me but how do you suppose you get yourself out of this?
Joe: No clue.
(The Doctor tries to use his sonic screwdriver but no avail)
Doctor: Deadlocked.
Dalek: They may be unneccasary for the plan but you Doctor are neccasarry.
Doctor: When I say run, run. What for?
Dalek: To take over this world and make all the exterminated people Daleks, we need you to use your sonic screwdriver to turn the controls into Dalek controls.
Doctor: No. Coma along Ponds.
Amy: Doctor. We're in here.
Doctor: Oh. Kay then. Come along-
Becca: Don't say my last name.
Doctor: Fine. Come along McCrimmon and little girl. Run!
(They run to the TARDIS without being exterminated)
