Jamie: Doctor, where are we going?

Doctor: I'm gonna get help.

Becca: Oh okay. From who?

Doctor: I haven't thought of that.

(In the TARDIS, Jamie is amazed)

Jamie: You've redecorated!

Doctor: Yes I know.

(Back in the cell, Joe gets an idea)

Joe: I got an idea. You know how the door is glass right?

Taylor: Yeah.

Joe: We could just break through.

Taylor: That's great! With what?

Joe: Working on that.

(The TARDIS materializes in the cell)

Rory: It's the Doctor.

Amy: No it's not. Remember this happening?

Miguel: What do you mean? It's obviously the Doctor's ship.

Rory: Yes but this is a past Doctor.

Antonio: How do you know?

Amy: Watch and see.

(The Doctor, Rory, and Amy walk out of the TARDIS)

Past Doctor: This doesn't look like the Eye of Orion at all. Looks like a Sontaran ship.

Joe: Hey Doc, I need to borrow something thanks.

(Joe runs into the TARDIS and finds a cricket bat. He runs to the cell door and tries to smash the glass)

Joe: FOR NARNIA!

(He smashes the bat against the glass but gets electrocuted in the process with no avail)

Vic: Okay so it's electrocutive.

Past Doctor: Why are there two pairs of married couples?

Amy: Oh, we're you're future.

Rory: And this is where Joe wakes up.

(Joe wakes up)

Past Amy: Doctor, how did we get them into this mess?

Past Doctor: No idea.

Past Rory: Doctor, I thought you said 5 boys. There's 6 boys and 2 girls.

Amy: Oi what about us stupid?

Past Rory: I'm not counting you two.

Rory: Fine.

Past Doctor: Yes Joseph, how did we get you into this mess?

Joe: Long story and I don't want to reveal anything. No one should know a lot about their own futures. But I'll tell you this, you're part of a plan involving Barcelona. You sent us these three letters.

(Back in the TARDIS, the Doctor is pondering about what to do)

Becca: Doctor, I want to go home.

Doctor: You want to go home. You want to go home? You're friends, my married companions, and a mysterious woman are in danger and you want to go home? Listen little girl, if we don't find help to get them out of danger, you won't have a home to go to!

Jamie: Doctor, calm down.

Becca: But we're on Barcelona.

Jamie: The city?

Becca: No the planet.

Doctor: That's just how it starts. They conquer one planet after another and soon, they're gonna reach Earth.

Jamie: Again.

Becca: Gosh when you were scolding me you made me sound like a harsh person.

Doctor: You were harsh. Do you know that the many times you were shunning and being mean to the Asian in green he was feeling sorry for himself? That's why he's such a downer to his parents. His suicide thoughts came back and that's all because of you!

Jamie: Doctor...

Becca: I didn't know.

Doctor: Of course you didn't know! You never knew how bad he felt about it! He doesn't even know why you-

Jamie: Doctor...

Doctor: Hold on Jamie! He doesn't even know why you do that to him! So Jamie you were saying?

Jamie: How are we gonna help them out so this girl and the Joe can make up?

Doctor: I still don't know. Well Sexy, who should we go to?

Becca: Whoa Doctor.

Doctor: Not you! I meant my TARDIS!

Becca: You named your TARDIS Sexy?

Doctor: Well, she sorta named herself that. I met her as a woman once. We were deep in space and we got a message from The Corsair...

(In the prison cell...)

Joe: Tay, do you have your letter?

Taylor: Yeah but what about Becca?

Vic: She dropped it when you pushed her.

(Vic holds Becca's letter and hands it to the Doctor)

Joe: Now deliver these letters to their respective addresses.

Past Doctor: There's no address on these, and no message either.

Miguel: Oops.

Ryan: What do you mean oops?

Miguel: I may have erased the addresses so I can write down phone numbers.

Abanoub: Why would you do that?

Joe: He's not alright in the head. That ginormous head.

Taylor: Just write down our addresses, and we'll tell you what the messages were.

Joe: My address is...

(Back in the TARDIS...)

Jamie: Alright, who is the one person ye trust the most?

Doctor: There's a lot of people I put trust in.

Jamie: Alright who's the few people ye trust that don't usually travel with ye?

Doctor: All the people I trusted were killed in the-

Jamie: In the what?

Doctor: Nothing, it's a long story.

(In the Past TARDIS, the Doctor finishes writing the addresses)

Past Doctor: Now, to avoid any temporal anomolies, I suggest you go back into the cell.

Alex: But why?

Joe: Well, if we stay in the TARDIS, the universe might implode-

Past Doctor: Again.

Joe: again and wait what?

Past Doctor: Long story anyway, continue.

Joe: D'okay.. so if we stay in here, you might meet yourself and we don't want that to happen.

Alex: I gotcha.

Joe: You don't get me do you?

Alex: No.

(They walk out)

River: Oh and Doctor, remember this.

(In the present TARDIS)

Becca: Wow Doctor, Amy was right.

Doctor: What? Amy was right about what?

Becca: You are a mad man with a box.

(The Doctor spazzes out a little)

Jamie: Doctor what's wrong?

Doctor: I just remembered something that River told me.

Becca: What was it?

Doctor & River: When in danger, lower the shields and call your past selves.

Jamie: Oh aye. Wait who's River?

Doctor: Long story. Anyway I need to lower the shields and contact my other selves. Contact.

(The 2nd Doctor, the 9th Doctor, and the 10th Doctor appear)

Not the best chapter I've ever written. In fact, I think it might be the worst.