An attempt to give the prisoners more lines.
(Now, while the meeting was going on, the prisoners had to do something to entertain them. Rory and Amy were just discussing on how to get out of here, Miguel was taking a siesta, Antonio was on his PSP and Ryan was on his DS, and Abanoub, Joe, Taylor, Vic, and Alex were discussing on how to entertain everyone)
Joe: Damn, I can't get a signal.
Taylor: Not even from the TARDIS?
Joe: I couldn't get a signal from there either.
Abanoub: Well, I'm just bored as hell. What do we do?
Vic: We could figure out something to entertain ourselves with.
Alex: How are we gonna do that?
Vic: I don't know.
(She starts playing with her blue and pink hair)
Vic: I have blue and pink hair.
Joe: Teal and hot pink.
Vic: It's faded.
(Taylor stands up)
Taylor: I wish I had weed right about now.
Joe: Dude, there's nothing to eat. Why do you need weed?
Abanoub: Yeah, just try and not do drugs for 2 weeks.
Taylor: Fine.
Alex: I wish I had my guitar. I could play some thinking music.
Joe: You left it in the TARDIS.
Alex: Yes, I know Blobby.
Taylor: Robo.
Alex: Blobby.
Abanoub: Why are you calling him those names instead of his real name?
Joe: They think Joe is stupid and simple, so they just call me by my username.
Abanoub: Of course. Oh, I have an idea. 4 For Texas.
Joe: But we don't have a painting.
Abanoub: We do have a phone with pictures on it.
Joe: Okay then.
Taylor: What's 4 For Texas?
Joe: A western.
Taylor: How come I never heard of it before?
Joe: It's from like, the early or late 50s or 60s.
Taylor: Of course it is. So, what's the big idea?
Abanoub: I'll explain.
(He stands up)
Abanoub: Everyone, I have an idea to keep ourselves entertained. Amy, Rory, have you ever heard of the movie 4 For Texas?
Amy: Yeah, the Doctor took us to the premiere on our honeymoon.
Rory: Really great movie. Good break from all the science. I especially loved the Three Stooges.
Taylor: Oh, I see. You're going to do your Stooge antics again.
Abanoub: Yeah.
Amy: You're going to re-enact the delivery scene? How're you going to do that?
Joe: With your help.
(He stands up)
Joe: Rory, you're going to play Dean Martin's part and Amy, you're going to play the Anita's part.
Abanoub: Taylor and Vic, you're going to be playing the nuns.
(Antonio and Ryan stand up)
Antonio: Taylor, you're going to be on a wheelchair and Vic, you'll be pushing it. Ryan, Miguel, and Alex are going to be the guys staring at the painting, which is being played by Joe's phone.
(Ryan walks to the sleeping Miguel and kicks the leather clad 15 year old)
Ryan: Wake up.
Miguel: You didn't have to wake me up like that.
Ryan: Sorry.
(Ryan takes out his phone and presses it against Miguel and pushes the vibrate button)
Miguel: I'm up. So, what are we waiting for? Hey, where's River?
Joe: Oh, she left. She said that she was going into the future. Well actually, it's her past and our future.
Miguel: How did she leave?
Antonio: She had this thing around her wrist. It allows her to travel through time and space.
Amy: It's a vortex manipulator. The Doctor says it's nasty space-time travel. He's trying to quit it.
Rory: How come he's trying to quit it anyway? It's portable and less noticeable than a police box.
Voice: Because, it's like a hopper and I have a sports car.
(The voice belonged to a man with sticky-uppy hair and a blue pinstripe suit. He also wore red converses and similar glasses to Joe)
Pinstripes: Hello, I'm the Doctor.
River's disappearance will be explained in a few more chapters.