(The TARDIS is now parked on the Eye of Orion. Joe's camera is on a tripod in front of River and the Doctor, who explains what had happened while the others re-enact the scene. Miguel takes Vic's place and Becca is in the TARDIS watching over Vic.)
Doctor: And you told me to call my other selves, I did, we got out of that place, and here we are.
River: That's an interesting adventure Doctor. Now, I'm going to go make it happen. Goodbye Doctor. See you soon.
Doctor: River, who are you?
River: Spoilers.
(She disappears and the Doctor watches the scene)
Joe: Hey! Who pays the $2?
(Joe, Abanoub, and Antonio are carrying a painting to Amy and Rory while Ryan is in the background)
Rory: What $2?
Joe: Take it easy with the picture now boys, easy.
Antonio: Now be serious fellas. We gotta find out if the picture belongs to her.
Joe: You must be Miss Maxine! The storage company sent us over to deliver your picture!
Rory: What makes you so sure it's her?
Joe: Oh, it's her alright!
(Abanoub looks at the painting)
Abanoub: Are you kidding? There can't be any doubt Mister. Come take a look.
(Rory walks to the painting and looks at it)
Joe: You guys recede!
Ryan: You figure she really posed for that?
Amy: Yes. That's me.
Rory: Yeah.
(Everyone starts laughing)
Joe: He did it from memory.
Rory: Yeah, that's her.
(He walks back to Amy)
Amy: This was the only thing my husband left me. He was a...collector of art.
Rory: It's a shame he didn't leave any clothes to go with it.
(Everyone laughs harder)
Joe: So, who pays us the $2?
Amy: I do, as soon as you hang it up in the bar at the main saloon. Up the gang plank to starboard.
Joe: Yes ma'am.
Abanoub: Right.
(They are about to lift up the painting until Joe intervenes)
Joe: Hey hey hey. Starboard on the boat is to the right!
Abanoub: That's where I'm goin'!
Joe: Now look, when I say go, we both point to the right. Go!
(They both point to their respective rights and everyone laughs. Joe switches sides with Abanoub)
Joe: I'll do it so even you can understand. Now go!
(They point to their respective rights again and everyone laughs harder)
Joe: Curly Joe.
(Antonio walks next to Abanoub and Joe)
Anotnio: What?
Joe: This guy's a nitwit.
Antonio: He's stupid.
Joe: Yeah. Now, when I say go, we all point to the right. Go!
(They all point to their respective rights and everyone else laughs harder)
Joe: Captain, could you help me here? I'm dealing with two mental midgets here.
(Rory walks to the opposite side of Anotnio)
Rory: Alright.
Joe: Now, when I say go, we'll all point to the right! Go!
(They all point to their respective rights and then Rory slaps the three o: She ref them. Everybody laughs harder as Rory points to a direction)
Rory: Go!
Miguel: There they are!
Taylor: There, there, there they are, sister!
(Miguel and Taylor are both in nun costumes. Taylor is on a wheelchair and has an umbrella)
Miguel: Get them! Hit them!
(Taylor repeatedly hits Joe on the head with an umbrella)
Joe: Stop beating up my mane! Why you!
Abanoub: Wait a minute, leave her alone!
(Taylor puts the umbrella down)
Abanoub: She reminds me of my mother!
Antonio: We didn't mean any harm!
(Miguel slaps the three of them)
Abanoub: I told you she reminds me of my mother!
Joe: You never had a mother.
Antonio: Shame on you!
Joe: Remind me to have you stuffed!
Taylor: That picture is a disgrace to Galveston!
Miguel: You're not going to hang that disgraceful picture!
(Miguel runs to Rory and Amy while Taylor starts repeatedly hitting Joe on the head with the umbrella)
Joe: GET YOUR MOTHER OUTTA HERE, WHISTLER!
(Antonio and Abanoub push the wheelchair away while Taylor continues to hit them with the umbrella. They hit a rock and Taylor falls out of the wheelchair)
Miguel: Get her back in that chair!
Joe: Take it easy now.
(Miguel runs to them to help)
Joe: She'll be all right.
(They get Taylor back in the wheelchair)
Abanoub: Are you all right mother?
Taylor: You'll be all right!
(She strikes Antonio with the umbrella)
Joe: Just a minute! You just struck one of the toughest men from the state of...
(Abanoub and Joe both clap their hands four times)
Joe: Texas! Tell her Tex!
Antonio: Well...
(Antonio walks to Taylor giving her the index finger)
Taylor: Oh did I?
(She strikes him again)
Joe: Maybe you don't understand! He's the toughest man from the state of...
(Abanoub and Joe both clap their hands four times again)
Joe: Texas! Give her an adjective!
(Antonio walks over to Taylor again and hse strikes him with the umbrella, again)
Joe: Wait a minute! Ruff!
(Taylor barks like a bulldog or a pitbull and Joe, Abanoub, and Antonio run away, leaving everyone laughing)