Leena: Hello one hello all! Here's the new chappie. I know it's short and it's probably crappie but what the hell I needed to post it. Ed, do my disclaimer.

Ed: Why me?

Leena: Because your cute and people listen to the cute people.

Ed: Fine…Leenaluvsanime4eva does not own FMA only the plot and all the OCs.

Leena: ON WITH THE STORY!

(A week l8ter, day to leave 4 camping trip)

I awoke to the sound of my dad's voice. I fluttered my eyes open and I saw him standing over me. I blinked. Once twice, thrice. What?

"Baby Girl get up. It's the day of the camping trip." He said with enthusiasm in his voice. I groaned and checked the clock. 5:00. we had 3 hours to get ready. Thankfully though most of our stuff is packed.

"Dad, its 5:00." I complained.

"And?"

"We have until 8 till we leave."

"And?"

"I'm tired but now that you woke me up I won't be able to sleep again."

"So go ahead and get ready."

"I hate you."

"Love you too, Sunshine!" he smirked and walked out of My Attic. I felt my eye twitch. I sighed and headed to my closet. I stripped out of my pajamas and grabbed anew tank top and a pair of shorts. I pulled the black curve hugging tank top over my head and smiled as I read the words again. 34 Muscles to Frown, 4 muscles to stick my middle finger up and say Bite me. I slipped my hip hugging blood red shorts then ran to my bathroom to fix my frizzy mess of golden hair. After running a brush through it for 15 minutes, braiding it back, and finishing all my morning duties I rushed downstairs to my father. Who at the time was flipping chocolate chip pancakes. I smiled and sneaked behind him, I poked my fingers into his ribs and saw him jump. He turned and glared for only a mili -second, cause I knew the minute he saw my puppy dog eyes his heart melted, along with the choco chips in the pancakes that were emitting a thick black smoke.

"DAD THE PANCAKES!" I shouted. His eye's widened and my defense turned on I pushed him back and clapped my hands together. Placing them on the sink, water sprayed all over the stove and the fire was set out.

"Good thinking, Trish." My dad said sheepishly.

"Just acting on instinct, Da." I said, smirking. I transmuted the mess clean, and then I fixed all the pancakes. Soon my siblings came down along with my mother. Smelling the air they dove to the freshly set table and started grabbing food. We had a lot more than just my Choco Chip Pancakes. Along with sausage, eggs, bacon, grits, and toast. I grabbed a bit of each (more like a half in the words of Winry) and started wolfing it down. I saw my mother grimace and when I dove for my glass, I saw the dreaded cow juice staring back at me. I looked over at my dad and saw him glare at his glass as well. One of the many things we share in common, our hatred for the cow juice.

"Why's there cow juice in my glass." I asked and my father nodded along with me.

"Because, Trisha, Edward, you need to drink it or you'll be short forever.

NORMAL POV

"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN A MICROSIZED LITTLE FLEA!" Edward and Kiroki spazzed. Winry rolled her eyes and knew there was no way to get them to drink it. She took the glasses away and replaced them with some orange juice and they both took long chugs of the juice.

"Ahh, much better" they sighed. Winry rolled her eyes and everyone finished eating. Kiroki headed to her room shortly after eating to pack the rest of her clothes. She put a few of her books in along with a few blankets and some items that would come in handy for cooking food. She grabbed two ponchos in case of rain, and she finally threw in her personal items. She zipped her pack up and grabbed her Hummingbird that was sealed in its water proof traveling case. She put on her black sleeveless military style jacket on and slipped into her combat boots that made her a few inches taller, grabbed her bags and headed downstairs.

"Ready, Trish?" Ed asked her as she walked down the stairs. She patted her satchel and nodded.

"I'm ready Dad." She smiled. Winry, Elijah, Jacob and Jason came down.

"Are yall ready?" Ed asked them.

"Yup." Eli replied.

"Sure are." Jacob and Jason said in unison.

"As I'll ever be." Winry said.

"Relax Win, You'll have fun." Ed said as he wrapped his arms around her. She smiled.

"I just wish we could stay together."

"Mom, Dad it's against the rules of the camping trip to interact with other campers. Oh and we're not staying just a week." Kiroki said.

"What do you mean?" Winry asked.

"I mean that we're staying out there to see witch family can stay in the wild the longest for Father Daughter and Mother and Son. So it could last as long as 1 day or 1 month or longer."

"Mother and Son isn't going against Father Daughter though right?" Ed asked.

"No it's not But either way James, Matt And Adrian might be staying with the Uncle for a while. But we better get to the bus stop now or we'll miss the bus." Eli answered.

"Then let's go!" Ed said as they all headed out to the bus stop. The huge charter bus doors opened and out popped Elicia Hughes who had designed the whole trip.

"Okay we have…. Edward and Kiroki Elric as a Father Daughter team and…. Winry, Elijah, Jacob, and Jason Elric as a Mother and So-or Sons I should say. Please step on and take a seat!" She said in a cheerful voice. She checked there names of her clipboard and they all stepped on. Kiroki holding her head down as she swiftly passed the group that always picked on her. She saw Aaron, who had saved her a seat, and she slid onto the seat. Her Father taking a seat next Winry across from Roy and Riza. And Elijah sitting next to Monica across from Kiroki and Aaron and Jason and Jacob sat across for Rachel and Robin. The bus started up and it began the 2 day journey all the way to the remote camping grounds. Kiroki looked around at people on the bus and she saw Cassidy 4 rows up catty on the opisite row sitting by the window while her father, Colonel Havoc, talked with Colonel Breda, and his daughter sat with her group (The Bitch Crowd). She had nothing against Breda it was his daughter, Marissa. She was the #1 bitch of the school and she was also the most popular. She was beautiful had long beautiful curly auburn hair, sparkling jade eyes. Perfect body. Everything. And she was Kiroki's main tormentor.

Most people at school thought Kiroki looked like a boy. Mostly cause her uniform was baggy and didn't hug her at all. Today she wore a skin over her automail so she could get away with shorts and a tanktop but you could tell when she wore it due to the pail color of the skin. No one had seen her out side of school though. As she slipped off the baggy sleeveless jacket and revealed her tank, boys stared and the C –Cup developed chest that perked and had no sag at all. Her flesh limbs were toned and her hourglass figure showed beautifully. The bitch crowd sneered and Marissa came back closer to speak with her.

"It's fake right? Everyone knows that know one can look like that without surgery. SO who did yours?" she sneered. Kiroki's blood boiled.

"Jealous Marissa? Cause you can't look like this because you can't stop sleeping with every boy in school?" Marissa gasped. And Kiroki smirked. People started laughing.

"I don't sleep with every boy."

"Oh that's right you sleep with girls too!"

"OH! BURN!" Taylor Furey said. He held his hand high for Kiroki. She slapped it. And she smirked.

"uh!"

"Got nothing to say, Marissa? I thought you were suspossed to be smart like Colonel Breda."

The bus was filled with laughter.

"Well least I have all my flesh limbs!" she snapped.

The bus grew silent and Kiroki's eyes narrowed.

"That was a low blow, Marissa." Annie Falman said. Who used to be in the Bitch Crowd until everyone was now switching to Kiroki's side and making her popular. Annie placed a hand on Kiroki's shoulder in a comforting way.

"Ignore Marissa, she's just jealous cause your cooler than her."

"Annie!"

"Sorry Marissa you're a jealous bitch and I'm with Kiroki now. Anyone else sick of this bitch say Aye!"

"AYE!" Everyone else said.

"All opposed OH MEE."

"…"

"Marissa your rein of terror has ended."

"Uh!"

"Leave! GO sit up front with your precious daddy."

"DADDY!" She cried as she ran up the isle to her dad. Cassidy immideiatly ran towards the back were everyone was. Kiroki had a bright smile on her face and was happy with her new found friends.

"Well looks like we moved up the food chain fast." Cassidy said.

"Yeah I didn't know they actually voted on who was most popular."

"Guess that's what happens when you stay at the bottom." Cassidy laughed. Everyone joined in laughter and went about there business, but Annie, Cassidy, Aaron, Kiroki, Seth Armstrong, and Taylor stayed seated by each other chating.

(with the adults)

"Did you see that?" Winry asked Ed. He nodded. "Did you know she was having trouble with people at school?"

"NO, you know she doesn't tell anyone anything except for her brothers." He answerd.

Breda walked up the isle to the other people of the original Mustang subordinates.

"Marissa is sitting with Veronica. She always did better with her than me. I'm terribly sorry about how she acted towards Kiroki." Breda said.

"Trisha is a fighter, just like her father, a little bullying won't pull her down. But I have a question. Why is it that me and Ed are the only one's that call her by her first name?" Winry asked. Jean sighed,

"Because Winry she told us that she wanted to be called Kiroki when she was still at my knee."

"She never told us-oh wait well we did used to argue about that when she was 7. Hell she told me when she had her limbs severed off. I can't believe I forgot about that!" Ed said.

"After a while she stopped argueing and just went by it for us but I guess she never really liked that name." Winry said.

"We're horrible parents." They said in unison. Heads dropped both curled in balls with a depressing ora surrounding them. Everyone else sweat dropped.

"So you made a mistake over her name. Big whoop. Ed you're spending who knows how long alone with her, know is the time to connect with you daughter!" Armstrong yelled, pink sparkles flying, shirt completely ripped off. Sweat drops on the whole group. Winry and Ed came out of there emo positions and they had a new enthusiasm in them.

"When you put it that way! I can tottaly get her back with us!" Ed said.

"WOOT!" Winry wooted.

(with kiki)

"Uh Kiroki? Isn't that you parents?" Annie asked, pointing to Ed and Winry who were doing there happy dance.

"Uh… those two? Sorry I don't know them." She said sinking into her seat. Annie laughed.

"Your so funny Kiroki, But your parents look more fun than mine, my dad is a walking fricken stick for God's sake."

"Yeah well, my dad is like a technology freak and is always doing some kinda techy thing." Taylor sighed.

"My dad's a smoker." Cassidy said.

"That's more normal than mine. Dad is always sparkling and ripping his shirt off and yelling about how this and that has been in the Armstrong line for generations and how I'm gonna be head of the clan one day. And blah, blah, blah." Seth said while shaking his blond locks. The group laughed the Aaron spoke up,

"At least your dad isn't the damn Fuhrer I have to go to all these damn events and do all this shit right and be the very best. And since I'm the only son I'm expected to want to be the next Fuhrer. But I don't. I want to be an Automail Engineer that can also do alchemy. Robin is the one who wants to be Fuhrer. But you know girls can't do stuff like that."

"Which I believe is tottaly stupid. If us girls can become state alchemist and enlist in the military the why can't we be Fuhrer? I mean hell I enlisted in the military when I was fucking 13." Kiroki said.

"For real I mean they act all like girls are useless but they let us be in the military but we can't rule the country? How fucked up is that?" Annie asked.

"Very. I am so sick of guys discriminating against girls." Cassidy joined in.

"Girls girls girls, we get that you don't you think it's nessasary to start a riot on the bus?" Taylor asked sheepishly scratching his head.

"Taylors right, why start a riot here when we can get all the Central women to join when we get home." Annie said.

"YEAH!" all the girls cheered.

(I'm gonna do a time skip to where they're fixing to drop off people now.)

"Elrics!" Elicia shouted. Winry, Ed, Kiroki, Eli, Jacob, and Jason all stood.

"…Ed and Kiroki Elric! That's who I mean."

"oh." Sighed Winry, Eli, Jacob, and Jason as they sat back down. Ed and Kiroki headed to the front of the bus and Elicia gave them a basic survival kit and a walkie talkie.

"Survival kit has basic things that you'll need and the Walkie is for either if your chickening out or if your in need of emergency help. For emergency help press the blue button." She explained they grabbed the items and headed off the bus with all there items and the bus left them on to the next spot.

"Well this is it, dad. But I think we got a pretty good spot."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well it's completely secluded off by trees, witch will be good for firewood and shelter, there's a river right over there that will suppy us with water and fish. I think we're set off pretty good."

"Right you are kiddo."

"Dad?"

"Yes?"

"Don't call me kiddo."

END OF CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How was it? Review either way. Next chapter will be better. And did yall notice how I kinda speed things up with Kiroki becoming liked. I know most people take their time with things like that but I'm a blunt person and like getting to the point. Isn't that right?

Ed: It's true.

Leena: Yah, like this Hey Edo your short!

Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN A RUNT SO TINY HE NEEDS A STEPLADDER TO REACH THE TOP OF THE TINIEST GRAIN OF SAND?

Leena: that would be you, Edo.

Ed: *seethes in fury and starts chasing Leena*

Leena: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW! *RUNS AWAY*