Hello again my readers. Once again I have provided you with another chapter. And hopefully this time it will be better. And this time I will not only show, Ed and Kiroki's camp but I will show you the other Elric Camp and the two Mustang camps.

Roy: Aw Fuck

Leena: And why do you say Fuck, Roy?

Roy: Because my camp SUCKS.\

Leena: Why do you think I'm showing it Roy? Now, Do my Disclaimer.

Roy: (sigh) Leenaluvsanime4eva does not own FMA only the OCs, and the plot kinda.

Leena: Thank you, and I would like to say that this does go kinda with the manga. I think.

Roy: and I would like to say that Leena is an absolute bitch! GOTTA GO! *runs away*

Leena: Enjoy the story! *chases Roy with softball bat In hand*

One week, 7 days, 168 hours, 10,080 minutes, 604,800 seconds in counting. That was how long they had been in the woods. But, the two Elrics had it made at their camp. A nice big camp, plenty of fish to feed from, as well as fruit, (curdisy of Kiroki's bunnies she had befriended), they had a fire, they had it made. What could possibly go wrong? That was what Kiroki and Edward were thinking as they sat on their fishing rocks. They hadn't caught much this morning, but that was fine, as long as they had the fruit and various berries that the bunnies' brang in they were fine. And now they were tempting their fate bye just thinking one little phrase. What could possibly go wrong? A lot of things. The Elrics never knew what could hit them. But LORD knows it soon would.

(at Roy and his girls camp)

"DADDY!" Monica screeched. Another unfortunate event had yet again happened to the Eldest of the Mustang children. This time it was a skunk. The black and white creature had snuck into Monica's Lean-Too and Had sprayed her down with its treacherous stink.

"What now Monica?" He said to her with a hint of annoyance In his voice.

"Look at me!" she screeched. Roy turned his head away from the river to his shrieking daughter and said,

"What about you. If you got sprayed got take a bath. But away from were I'm fishing- DAMNIT IT GOT AWAY AGAIN! I SWEAR I AM GOING TO JUMP IN AND MURDER THEM IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN!" He yelled, venting out anger.

"You want ME to take a bath in that NASTY ASS STREAM? AS IF I WOULD EVER DO THAT! DADDY I WANT TO GO HOME! I'm TIERD AND I'M FILTHY AND I'm HUNGARY, CAN'T WE JUST GO HOME?"

" No Monica, we are not going home. Not unless it is absolutely necessary. Now if you wanna smell like skunk that's fine, you will until you have a proper bath when this is all over, but for now all you've got is the river, so get over it." Roy growled.

" Yeah, Mon. Quit being a whiny, useless, bitch and get the hell over it." Rachel said as she poked the fire.

" Rachel, how about you go be a hoe somewhere else and leave me alone." Monica spat back.

" Oh I'm a hoe? Says the slut that wants' to sleep with every guy she runs into at school!" Rachel growled.

"Guys, can't yall stop arguing for a minute?" She asked, shaking her blonde locks.

"Sorry, sister." They muttered as they turned their backs to one another.

(and now I'm gonna go over to Riza's camp.)

"Aaron, could your turn the fish, please?" Riza asked as she gathered water in the canteens.

"Yes, Mom." He replied as he turned the fish over the fire, letting the other side roast.

"I wonder how your father is doing." Riza sighed.

"DAMNIT IT GOT AWAY AGAIN! I SWEAR I AM GOING TO JUMP IN AND MURDER THEM IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN!" they heard a familiar voice yell.

"There's your answer, mom." Riza laughed heartily and went back to filling the canteens.

(at Winry's camp)

The pack of four slept soundly in the cave that had been provided in there camp site. Enough said they had it made. Food, water and shelter. And they rested in ease.

(Back to Ed's camp)

"So, Dad… what are we gonna do now?" Kiroki asked as she held a field mouse in her hand, petting the creature's head softly.

"I don't know. We've kinda got it made, shelter, food water. I just wish we had something to do." Ed replied as he leaned up against the tent.

What could possibly go wrong?

It looked to be around 8:00 by the time Kiroki and Ed had eaten. Ed had just headed over to his sleeping bag and turned in for the night. Kiroki had decided to go down to the river for a soak though. She went to her father's side and told him where she would be. HE nodded and whispered a good night. She did also and then kissed his forehead and grabed her bath items and headed to the river.

After sneaking quietly across the camp, over to the river, she quietly stripped down and eased herself in the cold water. After 10 minutes of washing herself off, she dried off and put on fresh clothes. But as she sneaked back over to the tent, she saw a giant dark figure in the fire light.

"Oh my God it's a bear!" she whispered to herself.

'Damn, my bow is in the tent, along with the emergency rifle, and along with DAD! And that's where it's headed. Dear Lord let us live through this night!' she silently prayed. She snuck from bush to bush until she was a few feet from the camp, she heard a struggle in the tent and new that now was the time to head in.

She rushed in to see her father bleeding in his arm and from his abdomen as he tried to fight off the bear.

"DAD!" She yelled.

"Kiroki! Get the gun and shoot it!" he yelled. The bear had caught site off a arrow that had been carved by Kiroki, grabbing the item he thrust it in Ed abdomen. Pain shooting through Ed he fell and the bear turned to Kiroki.

Her eyes widened as she saw her father fall. She struggled to remember her lessons in Elementation from her Aunt.

'To grasp an element one must be one with the world and be able to feel the energy around them. That is the key rule you must obey.' Her aunt had said. She calmed herself partially and reached her hand out making an upward motion. The ground rose as an earth spike. She made a fist and the earth broke from the ground. She made a shooing motion and the spike thrust itself into the bear. Giving a final roar the bear fell to the ground.

She broke from her calm state and rushed to her father's side. Flipping him onto his back she heard him groan.

"Dad, Dad are you awake?"

"*groan* Kiroki?"

"Yeah Dad it's me."

"Is the bear?"

"Yeah I killed it." She said she could hear her voice shaking and tears were pricking her eyes.

"Dad I'm gonna call for help. Okay?"

"I'm fine though, sweetheart." He groaned.

"Dad your impaled and you need help now." She said. Tears were flowing down her face freely but silently. She went to the emergency bag they had been given and reached for the radio. She pressed the blue button. Nothing happened though. Damn. She pressed it again. Zippo. Shit. Pressing it for a total of three times nothing once again. FUCK IT ALL. Someone was supposed to say what's you emergency. All she got was static and finally a spark and the radio caught on fire. Throwing the damn thing into the pit she reached for the trauma kit and the flare gun. Heading out from under the tent she shot of a flare. The sky lighting up with an H E L P! Nice flare gun. Rushing back to her father with the trauma kit. She opened it and looked through it. She had taken a few medical classes in Central Military Hospital during the winter and summer breaks. Good thing treating impalement was one of the courses.

(Major Author Extra note! I am doing all of this to the best I can I have no actual knowledge in anything medical. So don't get mad if I do something wrong, please. The only medical stuff I know is from watching Grey's Anatomy. And I haven't even watched all the episodes yet.)

After taking her switch blade from her pocket, she ripped open the t shirt Ed had been wearing to wear she could see the full extent of the injuries. The upper abdomen had been bruised till it was black and a giant claw mark placed itself on his left side, and his flesh arm, and finally the wooden arrow had stuck itself into his right side. DAMN IT ALL!

Ignoring the pile of bile that threatened to rise, she reached for the bottle of alcohol from the kit. She opened it and poured some on the wounds. Edward groaned loudly when the stinging began.

"Yeah I know it stings but I'm doing my best." She muttered. She grabbed a roll of bandages and wrapped up the arm and place a patch across the side wound. Those had been taken care of basically, but would need stitches. Now for the impalement. IT hadn't gone all the way through but judging by the placing and his symptoms, it hadn't hit anything bad that she couldn't take care of. She knew that it would bleed crazily but if she kept calm she could probably close it up with the water from her canteen and Elementation.

"Daddy, I need you to not pass out, stay awake, I'm gonna take out the arrow now. Tell me if I should stop, okay." She said in a shaky calm voice.

"God, do whatever, but make sure you get the damn thing out it's pissing me off, havin the damn thing in there." He cursed, whitch was accompanied by a few groans. She took a deep breath and pulled. After 10 seconds of pulling it was half way out, but Ed's eyes had became saucer like and he had screamed. She immediately stopped but he told her to continue. And she did, but screams were still heard. After it was out she reached for the canteen. Pouring it on the wound and taking control of the water she cleansed the wound and sealed it off. No more bleeding but infection was still possible. She took the water and guided it onto the ground. After patching the wound and then wrapping the whole abdomen off with bandages she groaned,

"I'm done, Dad. Are you alright?" Her voice screamed exhaustion. Elementation wasn't easy it took a lot more energy than alchemy. And right now she felt like she could sleep for weeks.

"I'm better now that you healed me. How in hell's name did you do that?"

"Elementation that Auntie Raina taught me and Medical courses that I took during breaks. Now get some rest, dad."

"Easy enough. Impalment takes a lot out of you, I should know." He smirked. Even when he was close to death he still had a sense of humor. But 20 seconds later he was snoring away.

"Infection is a high risk now. The number one sign is fever, so I better check for that now." She muttered, while placing her flesh hand across his forehead. Feeling the fever heat she sighed. Damn. She really hated her life right now.

What could possibly go fucking wrong right now?

No later than 20 seconds after she thought that, thunder clapped and rain poured.

Just fucking great.

IT IS DONE! It's 1 fucking 0 5 and I'm fucking sleepy. But my writer sense was tingling and I had to finish the chapter. YAY!

Ed: Do you luv for things to go wrong with me.

Leena: Well….. ur easy to things with so…yeah.

Ed: I hate u

Leena: Luv u to sunshine!

Now remember!

(when Ed ) Reads

Edward's

Very

Inappropriate book it

Equals too

Winry beating the ever luvin shit out of him!

(Ed) HEY WHAT THE HELL!

(incase u didn't know that means, REVIEW DAMNIT!)

Luv u all,

Leenaluvsanime4eva