*Renesmee POV*

I already had a feeling that my Uncle was playing truth or dare, just to get back at my Mom for annihilating him at fighting. And I was correct when he finally called her name. I knew whatever she picked he wouldn't make it pretty.

"Truth." She said, firmly. But the smirk never escaped his face.

"IS IT TRUE THAT YOU AND EDDIE GOT DOWN AND FREAKY WITH IT WHILE WE WERE HUNTING?" He shouted. We all had to cover our ears, but we still understood every word. My moms face wavered a bit, but Emmett still noticed, before straightening her back, and answered, unashamed,

"We sure did."

Although she recollected herself, she still gave him the reaction of embarrassment he was looking for, even if it was just for a short segment of time. He grinned, definitely pleased. She rolled her eyes.

"Okay, Emmett. Your turn."

"Dare!" He said, not even having to think it through.

"Okay." She said, and began to think of whatever torture she could put Emmett through. A small, suspicious small creeped up on her face, and I knew this was going to be good. Alice laughed, and as soon as my father read my mind, he joined her.

"What?" Emmett said, annoyed.

"Emmett, you're going to play a little dress up." She declared. But he didn't seemed phased.

Yet.

"You're going to dress up as The Little Mermaid, and then go to the mall, stand on a table in the middle of the food court, and sing 'Part of Your World'." She finished. Emmett had a look of murder on his face.

"I'm sorry to burst your moment of shining glory, but I don't happen to own an Ariel costume." He said, proud that he found a loop hole.

"I know you don't." She said. Emmett beamed. "But I do." She stated, and Emmetts smile fell just as soon as it arrived. Then my Mom dashed up the stairs, and proceeded down with none other than a Little Mermaid costume, red wig and all. Emmetts eyes narrowed at her, but she just smirked. He growled, and snatched the clothes from her, and stalked to his room to change.

Not even a minute later, Emmett returned. And the sight we saw was, well, hilarious. I've never seen anything like it. I immediately burst out laughing, quickly trailed by the others amusement.

Emmett just flicked us off, which was followed by a chide from Esme, and mumbled, "Lets just get this over with."

And if you thought our reaction to Emmetts costume was great, just wait until we saw him actually get up on a table and sing. Even though his voice was great, the choice of song and costume ruined it.

Innocent mall bystanders were laughing so hard they were crying. Including me. We actually heard one mall shopped go get a security guard, claiming that this 'monstrosity' of a man needed to be checked out. But as soon as the Guard saw Emmett, he was doubled over in laughter himself.

When Emmett was done, they all broke out in applause. And he bowed. But what happened next was something none of us saw coming.

People randomly started coming up to him, and giving him money, thanking him for the entertainment. Emmett was actually starting to enjoy this.

My Mom crossed her arms, obviously angry her joke backfired, and stomped off towards the car.

"Who's the child now!" Emmett called after her, and my Mom was the one this to tell Emmett he was "Number One", if you know what I mean.

When we got home, my Mom plopped on the couch, and pouted. My Father came over, and put his arm around her.

"Oh, come on, Love. Don't worry about it. He still got embarrassed. Lets continue to play." He said, convincingly.

"No." She stated simply; firm.

"Bella,"

"No!" She concluded again. My Father sighed.

"You are so stubborn sometimes Bella. That hasn't changed from your human years." He said, seriously but teasing. She just rolled her eyes. He sighed, and presumed position on the floor with everyone else.

"Okay, since little miss prissy pants over there" Emmett began, and my Mom scowled as he called her that, "is being a big baby because she didn't get her way, we'll just resume playing without her. Nose goes!" He shouted. Jasper was the last one to touch his nose, so he sighed. It was Jaspers turn.

"Dare me, Emmett." Jasper said.

"Hmm..." Said Emmett, as he tapped his chin, pondering what to make Jasper do. "Okay." He decided. "You're going to go outside, wearing some of Alice's 'delicates', and prance to the nearest house, and knock. And when they answer, you're going to act all seductive. Make them assume something completely different. And, right as your getting to the break of your seductiveness, ask them if they want to buy some girl scout cookies." He grinned, as it all unfolded in his mind.

Jasper shrugged, and went to his room. He just as fast came back down, wearing Alice's fancy wear. Emmett and Edward howled and whooped. Alice mumbled something unintelligible.

We all ran to the nearest house, and hid in the bushed across the street, so not to be seen. Jasper walked uncomfortably up to the door, and rang the doorbell twice.

"Act sexy!" Emmett whisper yelled, since Jasper would hear him perfect. He immediately changed his stance to one of a seductive mistress. Much to his luck, a man answered the door.

Jasper instantly began talking dirty to him, and the look on the mans face was priceless. We could tell he was disgusted. About a minute after Jasper attempted seduction, he concluded with,

"So, as you can see, today is you lucky day, sir. I'll give you a special deal... on these girl scout cookies." He finished. And the man cursed, threw his newspaper at Jasper, and threatened to call the cops if he didn't 'knock it off with his childish games'.

We could barely hold it in any long, and as soon as he slammed the door, we all caved. I bet we sounded like a bunch of hyenas. Jasper glared at us, but eventually chuckled along.

"Okay, um, Alice." Said Jasper.

"Truth." She said. "No, wait. Dare."

"I dare you to... go and rip up your favorite dress." He smirked. Alice gasped,

"I will not do such a thing!"

"Oh, yes you will. Its either that or I dare you to not shop for a month." He paralleled. And we all knew Alice would die if that was the case.

She went to her room, and we heard the tearing of fabric. She then came back down with the shredded remains of what looked like was a breathtaking dress, especially on her. She looked heartbroken. Jasper chuckled.

"Oh, shut up. You can stay the night in the living room." She ordered. Jasper looked disappointed, but shrugged. "Okay, well, I think we've had enough of this stupid game." Declared Alice. Followed by an "Amen" from my Mom.

The guys rolled their eyes, but Rose sighed, relieved, and relaxed. I was glad I didn't get the chance to pick dare. I knew whatever they would make me do would be horrible. I then felt tired. And I yawned.

"Guys, I think I'm going to go to bed. It's been a long day." I said, and went to my room.

It wasn't much longer that I heard someone enter my room. I opened my eyes to find my Mom.

"Hey, sweetie. Sorry to disturb you, but I just wanted to say goodnight. You know, to make up for when I wasn't around to do so. I'm truly sorry about that, Renesmee." I really don't know why she was apologizing. It wasn't even anywhere close to her fault. It wasn't anyones fault.

"Mom. You know good and well none of this is your fault, so don't be sorry. It all worked out just fine." I smiled, but it was immediately interrupted with a yawn. My Mom laughed.

"Okay, okay. You need to get some sleep." She said. "I love you baby girl. Forever. And, I do mean forever." She laughed at the literal truth of her words. I did too. My Mom was really beautiful. I wish I was half as beautiful as her. Gosh, I loved her.

"I love you too, Mommy." I replied, and we hugged, and she kissed me on the cheek.

"Night hun." She said.

"Night." I replied.

And I went to sleep. I didn't want too, though, but I was just too tired to argue with myself.

I didn't mind if I dreamed, though.

Because my reality was better than my dreams.

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