*Renesmee POV*

I woke up to a big smash outside. I quickly jolted out of bed, and ran downstairs to see what was going on. No one was inside so I went outside. The first thing I saw was every single vampire (and jake) covering their mouths to keep from laughing. All except my Mom and Emmett.

I saw them both by a rock, Emmett furious, and my Mom smirking.

"Its just because your newer than me!" Emmett shouted. "Try again in a hundred years or so!" and then he stormed off into the house.

"I hope he's not too mad at me." Said my Mom.

"Oh, don't worry about him. He's just a big baby." Rose reassured her. And then she chuckled one more time, and went in the house to probably "Cheer Emmett Up". Huh. I shook my head from the thought. My Father laughed.

"You are right about that, Ness." He said. My Mom cocked an eyebrow. He shook his head, and I complied,

"Trust me, you DON'T wanna know." I said. But she raised it higher. I pointed to the house. She finally caught on.

"Oh..." She said,

"Yeah." Me and my Dad said at the same time. I continued, "Anyway, what are we going to do today, Parents?" It felt funny calling them that, but I wanted to. To see their reaction. My Mom laughed, and my Dad shook his head, and shrugged.

"I don't know, what do you want to-"

"Actually," Alice interrupted, "You men are going to be help us girls go over and get Bella's stuff." My Dad gave her a confused look. She sighed. "You want her to live here don't you?" He nodded. "Then you're going to help us go get her stuff in her house, and bring it here."

"Oh." He said. Alice just rolled her eyes, and muttered that men are as dumb as dogs. Jake protested,

"Hey!"

"Oh, its just an expression!" She snapped.

"Whats wrong, pix? That time of the month?" He joked. Jasper laughed, but stopped when Alice glared at him.

"Um, Jake.." Jasper started, trying not to laugh, "That was very uncalled for.. to say.. to my wife.." And at the end he and Jake just burst with laughter. Him and Jake were really good friends now. I was glad.

Alice "Ugh"ed and stormed off into the house. Welp, no sweet time for Jasper tonight. My Father laughed, agreeing.

Carlisle and Esme had announced they were going hunting, and Jasper followed to go along. So that left Jake, me, my Mom, and my Dad. Can you saw awkward?

Just kidding. It really wasn't.

"Whats that smell?" My Mom asked. My Father burst out laughing, and Laughed sarcastically.

"Oh, like you smell like a flower garden too, Bella." Said Jake.

"Hey!" She said, offended.

"Bella, Love, he was reffering to how we smell to werewovles, and how they smell to us. The stench is Jacob." My Father explained.

"Oh." She said, dumbfounded. "Well, I'm sorry, Jake. I'm glad I don't smell good to either, so I don't feel bad." she smiled.

He punched her shoulder playfully, and she growled in the same manner.

"Are you challenging me, Vamp?" He egged on.

She laughed. "No, I was just playing around."

"Oh, mkay, Bells." Jake said.

"SO." I interrupted. "What exactly are we doing today?" I asked again, since no one really formally answered me, except Alice, but she didn't seem in the mood anymore to do what she wanted. I was then corrected,

"Oh, we're still going to get Bella's stuff." Alice announced, suddenly appearing beside us. "And the guys are helping." She eyed Edward and Jake.

I heard My Dad sigh.

"Okay, when are we going?" I asked.

"We're waiting until Jasper gets back, so he and the dog can make up for making me the center of their pun earlier."

Jake shook his head, and rolled his eyes. Alice stuck her tongue out at him.

"Oh, come on. Take a joke, tinkerbell. We all know vampires cant do that anymore." Alice still shrugged.

"Oh, well. You're still helping." She stated matter-o-factly.

Not too much later, they returned, and Alice explained what all was going to take place. The guys all groaned at helping, because men are just naturally lazy, but they knew arguing against Alice was just a waste of time.

We all got into our cars, and drove to my Moms place.

"Woah, Bella! This house is rockin'!" Emmett exclaimed! She smiled a thanks in return.

"I have to agree, Bells. Its pretty nice." Jake said. She laughed,

"I guess being a doctor really pays off, huh?" She asked, winking at Carlisle.

"It sure does." He replied, eying Alice. She just rolled her eyes,

"Oh, blah, blah. I'm not the only one! *cough* Rose *cough*" Rose smacked Alice's arm, and laughed. "Oh, well. Lets get this show on the road people! We haven't got all day!"

"Yeah, like we really need to sleep." Jasper joked.

"Some people do!" I injected. Jake nodded.

"Well, I didn't mean it like that," Alice began, "But some people just like to take things out of context." Obviously pointed at Jasper.

"Me?" Jasper said loudly, shocked. "You're the one who huffed and puffed about a stupid joke!" Alice glared.

"Tu chae." She finished. "Well, lets GO people!" And we all raced inside my Moms house.

"Alice," My Mother said, "Are you sure theres enough room to fit all my stuff inside the house?"

"Oh, don't worry about it Bella. We'll make room. Or, we could just.. make another house right next to ours!" She finished.

"Oh, yes!" Esme gleamed. "Oh, please, Bella, please. I love renovating houses. Please." She begged.

"Well, I don't see why not!" She said. Esme jumped in excitement, and hugged my Mom. "So, we can just put everything in a moving POD or something?" Alice nodded.

"Jazz, call a moving place, and order as many PODs as you can get." He obeyed, and the PODs were here in twenty minutes.

It took about ten PODs to fit everything in; no standing room.

We all hooked one on each of our cars, and it took about four trips since we only had three cars.

"Thanks, you guys, for helping me today." My Mom said.

"Oh, stop, Bella, it really was no problem at all." Alice replied. My Mom smiled her appreciation.

Esme glided into the room quickly. "So. Construction on the new home will begin tomorrow!" I could tell she was excited about it. Every chance she got to build or renovate a house she took full advantage of it.

"Esme, you really don't have t-"

"Bella, no, I love to build! I barely get any excuse to do so, and I'm not letting this slip out of my hands." Esme scolded excitedly. My Mom nodded her understanding.

"Oh, and, you guys are not getting out of this, either." Alice said. Esme nodded, and fixed her gaze on every man, until they finally caved, and agreed. I just wanted to laugh, because it was so funny, the hold each wife had on their spouse.

We all just sat and talked, until one by one, the couples made their way to their rooms. Jake started to sprawl out on the pull out bed connected to the couch. He swore it was comfortable. I took this as my clue to head to bed.

"Night Mom, night Dad. Love you." I said, and went over and hugged them both. My Mom smoothed my hair, and kissed my cheek, and my Father kissed my forehead.

"Love you too, baby girl." Said my Dad.

"Love you." My Mom followed.

I sunk down in my warm, comfortable bed, and pulled the sheets over my head, thinking about how great my life was.

That night, I had the strangest dream. I didn't know who they were, but they were definitely vampires.

But, they had red eyes. Human feeders.

And their cloaks were as black as night.

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