I have returned to you with a new chappie! Yeah for quick update's! Personally I had a lot of fun writing this one. And I hope you enjoy this one.

Eli! Do the Disclaimer!

Eli: Leenaluvsanime4eva doesn't own FMA, only us OCS and the plot kinda. Can I have my cookie now?

Me: Yes you may. *hands out cookie*

Eli: YAY!

Now for a few profiles

Name: Elijah Tomas Elric

Age: 18

Birthday: March 5th

Appearance: short blond hair, baby blue eyes, tall, strong.

Second name: Thunder

Nickname: Eli, used to be Tommy-boy

Name: Jacob Dari Elric

Age: 16

Appearance: Long bronze hair at his shoulder blades usually in a pony tail, dark blue eyes, tall, lanky.

Second name: Wind

Nickname: Jack

Name: Jason Darcy Elric

Age: 16

Appearance: long bronze hair in a braid, dark blue eyes, small mole under left eye, tall, skinny.

Second name: Earth

Nickname: Jase

ON WITH THE STORY!

(Central Command)

"Whoa, Aaron you look like you've just had the best experience of a life time." Edward said upon seeing the mechanical alchemist walk in with a dazed expression on his face.

"Huh? Oh, General. *salute* I apologize, I just had an amazed experience." He said, going stiff.

"At ease, Major. Do you care to tell me what the experience was?"

"Well. Uh sir, you might not be all too pleased." He said his voice shrinking.

"Go ahead and tell me."

"Well, you see I walked your daughter over to her second job at the Café and we started talking before she went in and then she said she liked me and I already liked her and well she kissed me and May I have permission to date your daughter?" He asked. He saw Edward's face grow red in rage. He began to shake and Aaron began to back away slowly.

"DATE MY DAUGHTER? YOU WANT TO DATE MY BABY GIRL! YOU LITTLE!"

"Watch it Fullmetal, don't want me to demote you, do you." Mustang asked smirking as he walked in, placing a hand on his son's shoulder. Giving a comforting expression to the fear filled teen.

"You can't be serious, that's my baby he wants to date. She's barely 15 as it is." He started.

"Yes, Ed she is barely 15 and you know what? My eldest started dating when she was 14. Hell my little 5 year old claims she has a boyfriend and I don't have a single problem with any of them dating."

"That's because you have a lot of daughters. I have one and I don't want her to grow up to damn fast."

"And there's your problem, Fullmetal. You don't want her to grow up period. Cause you want your baby forever. Do you think I want mine to grow up? No but I also don't want to be my father who refused to let any of my sisters grow up, and look at all of them now. We barely even see each other anymore. Except Jamie. And look at your sister, Raina. Because of your father she moved to another country."

"Don't talk about her like that."

"You know it's true, the more we hold our daughters back, the more they will want to leave and never come back. If you do that with Songbird, what do you think will happen?"

"Just shut up Mustang, I'll raise my children and you'll raise yours end of story."

"You're just too stupid to realize that you're turning into Hoenheim. Hell you look enough like him with all that stubble there."

"I will never be that bastard." He said with disgust.

"Think about what I said, Fullmetal. Aaron, go on and get to work, and Edward, lay a finger on him and I'll incinerate you." He said as he exited the office. Aaron retreated to his desk and as did Edward but the look on his face was filled with puzzlement. Was he really acting like his father?

(At Central Café)

"Bonnie! What time is it?" Kiroki asked as she skated behind the front bar. An empty tray in her hand. Her long blonde hair in a high ponytail and she wore a short sleeved brown dress that was designed like a button down until the skirt of the dress. She had a single half apron on her skirt that held pockets full of items such as pens straws etc. And she had a tag on her dress that said. HELLO! MY NAME IS KIROKI! And she wore brown roller skates.

"It's 8:30! Why do you ask? Got a hot date?" the 21 year old, named Bonnie answered. Bonnie wherein the same outfit but her tag had Manager on it.

"You could see that." She said with a blush. Bonnie smiled.

"This wouldn't happen to be that Aaron guy you told me about would it?"

"Is it that obvious?" she asked turning red.

"Girl it's written all over you face." She said.

"Oh."

"Hey, hottie at table 13. Go get him."

"Kay." She said as she skated off to the table that actually held her new boyfriend.

"May I take your- Aaron-kun?"

"Yeah. Thought I'd like to see you at work so I can just take you home when I'm done."

"Okay. But what do you want? It's 8:59 so order fast."

"Two medium mocha Frappe's to go."

"Kay, be right back and then we're out of here." She said as she skated back behind the counter.

"I NEED 2 MOCHA FRAPPS ON THE FRICKIN DOUBLE!" she yelled as she skated back to the locker rooms. After changing back into her school uniform she ran quickly out, grabbed the already paid for frappes and left with her new boyfriend.

"Here you are, my lady." He said as he handed her a frappe.

"Thank you very much, Aaron-kun. I am so warped. It was order after order after order all day and I still haven't even done that mound of homework. And daddy expects me to go to bed at 11:30!" she said sipping her frappe in between words.

"Speaking of your father, I don't think he like me and you going out all that much."

"YOU IDIOT! YOU WEREN'T SUSPOSED TO TELL HIM! WHEN A FATHER HAS ONE AND ONLY ONE DAUGHTER, THE DAUGHTER KEEPS HER RELATIONSHIPS IN SECRET AND NEVER TELLS HER FATHER ABOUT THE BOY. AND THE BOY NEVER COMES TO SEE THE DAUGHTER IN PUBLIC WITH THE FATHER IN VIEW! Every only daughter and her boyfriend know that!"

"Well whenever I date a girl, I always ask the girl's father if I have permission to date her."

"YOU FRIGGIN NERD! As sweet as that is, NOW MY DAD IS GOING TO DESTROY YOU!"

"I know."

"You're an idiot. But I still love you. But it's your funereal. Now come on, my house isn't far." She said as she threw her frappe in a nearby trashcan and stole her boyfriends hand and dragged him on. They continued walking until they reached the well lit 3 story home know as the Elric Household. They stopped at the front door, looking at each other. She surprised Aaron by pulling him down to her height and kissing him on her tiptoes. But what surprised them both was the door opening, by Edward. His eyes widened as he saw his baby girl kissing a teenage boy. He forcefully ripped them apart and dragged Kiroki inside and slammed the door in the astonished boys face.

"You are so in trouble, young lady."

"For what?"

"For kissing that boy."

"That boy has a name and it happens to be Aaron and he happens to be my boyfriend."

"Oh no hell he ain't."

"Says who."

"Says me, I'm the dad and you're the child and I say your too young to date."

"I'm 15; hell you and mom got married when you were like what my age?"

"That doesn't concern you; now go to your room!"

"Gladly!" She said as she stomped up the stairs to her attic. She went over to her balcony and looked out and saw Aaron still on the lawn.

"AARON-KUN! I LOVE YOU!" she yelled. Even from three stories high she could see his face turn crimson.

"LOVE YOU TOO!" he yelled back, his voice shaking with embarrassment. She laughed and went back inside and snatched up her laptop. After resting against the wall next to her mattress she opened up her chat box.

Songbird has entered

ReakingHavoc has entered

LovingLife has entered

Songbird: Hey wasup

ReakingHavoc: the sky.

Songbird: Why thank your Capitan Obvious

ReakingHavoc: You're welcome Lt. Sarcasm

LovingLife: You're forgetting she's a major

Songbird: that's write

ReakingHavoc: Shut up. So how was ur day?

Songbird: Me and Aaron are going out and Daddy's mad.

LovingLife: OMG!

Songbird: IKNOW!

Songbird: gotta go daddy's calling me down.

BYE!

Songbird is offline

….

She ran down the stairs two bye two and found herself sitting on the couch in the family room with Edward and Winry sitting there.

"So Kiroki, your father told me you have Aaron as your boyfriend. Is this true?" Winry asked.

"yes ma'am."

"OH I knew it! So tell me is he a good kisser?"

"OH Yes ma'am."

"Winry!"

"What she's a 15 year old girl Edward, she's gonna have a boyfriend. Hell didn't we get married at 15?"

"well... uh."

"We did. So I see no harm in her dating. She's not a baby anymore Edward. And you need to let her grow up."

"But uh."

"Edward." She said holding a wrench limply.

"Fine, she can date him. But only if I get to make the rules."

"We'll see."

"Okay, first, in by 10. He doesn't come over, he doesn't sneak into your room and you keep it locked, no sexual who ha, no visual in my presence, and if he breaks you, I break his face."

"I like everything but him coming over. He can come over as long as they're supervised. And Edward if you don't want visual then don't look." Winry said.

"Fine." He said eyeing the wrench.

"You're not in trouble Kiroki now run along I need to speak with your father about threatening certain boys." She said, glaring and shaking the wrench. At this Ed quickly got up and headed for his bedroom. Winry following and swatting at him with th wrench. Kiroki giggled and then grabbed her cell phone from her bag. She flipped open the keyboard and started texting to Aaron.

Guess wut.

Wut?

Daddy's ok with us datin

Rlly?

Yeah

Rlly, rlly?

Well more like momma is forcing daddy

Aah

Yeah gotta find food

Luv u

Luv u 2

And with that she went into the kitchen. Only to find the food all gone.

"Damn there's nothing to eat. Guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow." She said, sighing as she went up to her room.

(the next day)

"Sorry hunny, you took too long in the bathroom and the boy's scarffed all the food down. You'll have to go hungry." Winry said upon seeing her hungry daughter.

"Damn it," she sighed as she made her way to school. She had missed the bus and was currently walking the 1 mile to school; she didn't even care about being on time anymore.

HONK HONK! Went a horn, she turned around and saw Cassidy with her dad in their truck. The old Chevy pulled over and a door opened.

"you look like you need a ride." Havoc said.

"I do."

"Get in."

"Thanks Uncle Havoc." She said, jumping in. They started driving, and Havoc asked,

"So do you guys have practice today?"

"Yeah." Answered Cassidy.

"Which one?"

"both." Replied Kiroki.

"They're making you do volleyball and baseball in one day?"

"Yeah. They have to cause the volleyball game is tomorrow and then baseball is like the day after that." Said Cassidy.

"Damn. They really wanna work yall."

"Your tellin me. Oh and Uncle Havoc, could you tell Daddy I have practice today and I'm gonna be really late today?" Kiroki asked.

"Can do kiddo. Want me to tell him to wait there for you?"

"He doesn't have to. I just have to go in tonight and do a bit of paperwork. Then I'll just walk on home."

"I'll tell him, but can you tell me a time you might be there in case he asks?"\

"Yeah, we'll probably be done by 7:45 so I'll be there at 8:00."

"They're dragging it out."

"Damn straight."

"Get out, you're here." He said, opening the door for them. They complied and ran inside the building, hurrying to 1st.

(Later, at Volleyball practice.)

"Did you notice how Coach Gray just piled on the work today?" Kiroki asked Cassidy, talking about their volleyball coach. She continued bumping the ball back in the air as well.

"Yeah, like she's so stressed now."

"Maybe it's because this in the regional's tomorrow and we need to win." Annie chimed.

"Yeah but we've gone to regional's at the middle school before and Coach Brannon was never this crazy."

"Maybe it's because he was a man?" Cassidy answered.

"True, but when I was in 7th grade at Rizembool, we were never this crazy."

"Maybe it's a city thing."

"Maybe so." They said, resuming practice. When suddenly a flying volleyball hit Kiroki straight in the head, knocking her over.

"KIKI!" Annie and Cassidy shouted, kneeling by their dazed friend.

"Look at the pretty stars!" she said crazily.

"Wait for it"

(faint)

"I knew it was coming. COACH WHAT I DO!" Cassidy screamed.

"Wake her up and give her some food."

"KAY! HEY SHRIMP!"

"THAT'S JUMBO SHRIMP TO YOU!" She yelled sitting straight up.

"Oh my God, where did that come from?" Annie asked.

"She get's like this whenever someone calls her the s word." Cassidy answered.

"Oh." She said. When all of a sudden a roar erupted that shook the gym.

"Kiroki." Cassidy asked.

"Yes (roar)"

"You haven't eaten all day have you?"

"No. Can you get me something?"

"Yeah, granola and a water good?"

"Yep."

"Be right back." Cassidy said, walking to the snack machine.

"That ball got you good, you need any ice?" Annie asked.

"Naw I've had worse."

"Like?"

"My arm and my leg have been severed."

"Oh yeah. So how did that happen?"

"I haven't told yall have i?"

"No."

"Well I'll have to tell you later, I guess." At this time, Cassidy returned.

"Your granola and water."

"Thank you very much." She said taking the food. After scarfing it down, they went back to practice until 5 when they went out into the field for baseball practice. And after hours of practice, the teens were released. Havoc being the one to pick up the three girls today.

"How was practice?" He asked as he watched the three girls get in the bed of the truck.

"Tiresome." They answered.

"I see. Well Cassy I figured since I'm taking Kiroki back to the office and I still have work. I'd take you with me and Annie, your father told me to bring you to him tonight so yall can do your homework and whatever there until we all go home. And Kiroki your father is still there so he'll take you home tonight."

"Okay. But usually he just let's me walk. Why the all of a sudden deciding to drive me home?"

"Classified information not to be discussed with citizens. He'll fill you in when you get there. Girls, this isn't something you need to be in on." He said monoisly.

"Dad?"

"It's nothing you need to be in on if he says it isn't, Cassidy." Kiroki said.

"Oh and Major. Your Father will also be telling you about a special occasion that will happen in a matter of months."

"Oh God, Lieutenant, don't tell me they're pregnant again?"

"Well…"

"Oh LORD! Mr. and Mrs. Freaky are at it again." She said. Laughter erupted from the three other occupants on the truck.

"where did you get that from?"

"I hear the floor creak beneath me whenever I'm not even walking around."

"Oh my gosh that's horrible." They said.

"I know. IT's like do they ever stop doing it?" she asked, her head held down.

"Look we're here, go talk with the boss, Major." He said giving a salute. She nodded and hopped out of the truck and ran into the building.

"Come on girls, I don't need you two getting into this." He said as he made them follow him into the building.

(with Kiroki)

"A few more… here it is. General Edward Elric." She muttered as she stepped up to the door. She knocked three times and heard an Enter.

She peered into he office and her father motioned her in.

"*salute* I apologize for having to come in at this late time, sir." She said her arm held high.

"At ease, it's fine you did have practice after all, Songbird. I imagine Havoc told you to come to me."

"Yes sir, he said you might need to tell me something."

"Aa, I do. As you may know people have been steadily disappearing. Most of them at a title of State Alchemist. And all of which have been in the younger division ranging from 13 to 18. I assume you have heard the story of Scar the Ishbalan?"

"Yes sir, but he died a few years back due to injury, I saw it myself."

"Yes, an accidental fire killed him. But we believe he had a child and that this child is following in her father's footsteps. Now do to this we're giving you a few body guards. They shall be two people that work in the Fhrur's special agent division. Their names are Jamie Mustang and Peter Williams."

"Dad, I can take care of myself I don't need a bodyguard. I'm fine on my own."

"Hey that's what I said whenever Scar was still around and guess what, I almost died. Now you'll have bodyguards, understand?"
"Huh, yes sir."

"Good, now go do your work, there's not much but I still have a lot so you'll have to wait for me to finish."

"Fine, but I really think I should let Miss Riza come and see you."

"Get her and I'll destroy you. The woman is crazy."

"I know that's the point. And Mom's gonna be just as crazy for you getting her pregnant again. Seriously?"

"Look your Mother isn't 40 yet so as far as we're concerned we can have as many kids as her ovaries can give out eggs."

"Ew, Dad gross!" She exclaimed running out of his office.

"Heh Heh, works every time." He said with a laugh.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~`\

Ed is so dirty sometimes. But we love him even so. Okay, so you know how in the manga, *SPOILER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE ENDING!* you know how Scar ended up. Well I though why not, he died due to an accident when he was accidently killed and he meanwhile had a daughter and she saw and was filled with anger and now wants to kill all these alchemist because that's who killed her father. Real cliché but hey it's what I thought of for the time being. It'll get better eventually.

You know how I called Ed and Winry, Mr. And Mrs. Freaky? Well that's because that's what I call my parents a lot because when we were camping in out camper, it rocks back and forth really bad. Well we knew it wasn't me and my bro said it wasn't him, and my mom and dad were locked in the bedroom. And then I heard OH BABY! And then a YOUR MOMMA"S A FREAK! And I was disturbed and we started calling them .

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And remember…

Roy and

Ed's

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Indescribable adventure to the Women's hot spring

Equals

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