I am so sorry for not updating… My friends who were my regular muses have failed their jobs and I was stuck with writers block, with my writer's block story... Ironic huh? Sigh…. And right now fanfiction won't let me log in… Grr…. But thanks to everyone who reviewed and actually like this story because I usually fail at humor. -.- I LOVE YOU ALL! ^.^
Disclaimer: I don't own bakugan… or facebook…
If you think I'm a crazy psycho please ignore my rant and enjoy! ^.~
Marucho Marukura is in the hospital. With a broken arm and leg.
Alice Gehahbich SHUN? What did you do to him?
Shun Kazami I did nothing.
Dan Kuso As if. The way you were freaking out about Alice liking him was making me laugh my ass off.
Shun Kazami But I haven't done anything yet! O.O
Runo Misaki SURRE! and I don't have blue hair. What's with the yet?
Shun Kazami Err... nothing. Seriously, I haven't done a single thing to harm Marucho.
Julie Makimoto SURE YOU HAVEN'T...
Billy Gilbert Dude... you didn't have to go that far...
Shun Kazami I DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING! Leave me ALONE! Where the hell are you Marucho? You know I didn't do it!
Marucho Marukura Oh... whoops... I forgot to mention the fact that it's broken due to an accidental fall down the stairs... I saw a shadow that LOOKED like Shun.. and tried to run away...
Dan Kuso It's still your fault Shun...
Shun Kazami I hate you so much.
Dan Kuso Shun Kazami, you must LOVE THE WORLD! (and ME)!
Julie Makimoto Uhh... Dan... that's a hopeless case..
Runo Misaki You're such a freaking idiot. Shun ALREADY LOVES THE WORLD! Well... more like the person that makes up his world... ;)
Julie Makimoto See Daniel... Your WIFE AGREES WITH ME! Umm... Kind of... Anyway... we already know he's in love with Alice...
Dan Kuso I'M SO ABUSED! BTW... I love it!
Shun Kazami You sound so gay... no offense to gay people...
Shun Kazami I TAKE THAT BACK... YOU SOUND LIKE A GIIRRRRLLLL!
Billy Gilbert Shun, if you were a MAN you would have totally confessed your love for Alice already!
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Runo Misaki THIS JUST IN! ALICE GEHAHBICH HAS CHANGED HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS!
Alice Gehahbich ... I did it like two seconds ago!
Dan Kuso We have no lives...
Shun Kazami WELL, YOU have no life...
Dan Kuso Please remind me who saved the world?
Billy Gilbert You're both stupid... now shut up..
Alice Gehahbich changed her relationship status to It's Complicated
Shun Kazami WHO THE HELL IS IT?
Julie Makimoto Please... hide your jealousy from innocent ears...
Dan Kuso MY CHILDREN WILL BE SCARRED!
Shun Kazami You're already the father... I'm sure they're already scarred... No offense Runo
Runo Misaki None taken... You green eyed monster! ;)
Shun Kazami SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Billy Gilbert Don't use such a mean tone shunnypoo!
Shun Kazami WANTS TO CHOKE THE HELL OUT OF HIS "FRIENDS"!
Dan Kuso BUT... You LOVE me! Shunnypoo, don't do this! ;(
Alice Gehahbich Don't you think you're being a little too violent Shun?
Shun Kazami Oh Alice... There's no such thing about 'too violent'.
Runo Misaki Right... on this list of "friends"... Alice wouldn't happen to be on it... would she?
Julie Makimoto YOU WANNA CHOKE ALICE? You heartless bastard.
Shun Kazami WHAT? Of course not! O.o
Alice Gehahbich So... what am I then?
Shun Kazami Uh... something?
Dan Kuso SHUN KAZAMI! YOU FAIL! Can't even say that you love Alice... shame
Marucho Marukura I just realized something. DAN KUSO... the idiot we all love/hate... got MARRIED... to RUNO MISAKI... with TWINS and Shun's still in denial... You're taking way too long to get out of that zone. Billy and Julie even got ENGAGED...
Shun Kazami I give up...
Runo Misaki Stop poking me Julie.
Julie Makimoto But... IT'S SO FUN!
Runo Misaki ... Just..no..
Billy Gilbert She pokes you too?
Dan Kuso ME TOO! Julie... it makes me feel as if I've done something bad! But I'm just the greatest, most kindest person you know... right? :D
Runo Misaki You cannot be serious.
Shun Kazami Scary thing is... he usually is serious when it comes to things like this.
Marucho Marukura The person we trust to protect us... is Dan Kuso. May Kami save us...
Dan Kuso What have I done to deserve such ABUSE!
Runo Misaki Daniel... I love you.. I really do... but sometimes, you gotta learn to SHUT UP.
Alice Gehahbich Sorry... but I gotta agree with Runo on this one.
Dan Kuso It's official... the universe is out to get me!
I'm not really pleased with how this turned out... but... oh well... It's just my random thoughts all combined to be your entertainment! ;)
Review please!
Seriously... all you gotta do is type at least one word. Can't be too hard.
Until next time! :)