Annabeth POV
One Direction, please! Everyone keeps saying, "Ahahahahaha, Annabeth likes One Direction, suuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreee-(Insert slap here, issued by moi)" I just… think that their lyrics are very meaningful.
I also think they're hot.
When we arrived at Camp-Half Blood, we took her to Chiron. Percy, who had arrived two hours before us, wanted to watch the Camp video with her, because he "Never watched it before and it's NOT FAIR!" I think the kelp is rotting in his brain… (I think the kelp inside his brain is rotting.)
The twins didn't watch it with them, because they were too young. So they went to the Hermes cabin, which Chiron figured was their godly parent. The Stoll's took them in under their wings. They were apparently part of Ashlee's adopted family. I guess Hermes liked woman with ironic lasts names, because theirs was Stele.
Let's get things straight, Percy is not my boyfriend, we are just friends with a history of almost getting killed. That kind of history drives friend's closer (but not boyfriend girlfriend closer). Now you're thinking "Then why did Percy call you his girlfriend at the beginning of the story? Stop being in denial, Percabeth is forever!" Percy called me that because he lost a bet to the Stoll's and the Aphrodite cabin.
The bet was that he could kiss Thalia on the cheek without her slapping him; she slapped him. Why would Percy accept this bet anyways? Because if he won he would get chocolate, and Chiron forbade chocolate! (Who knows what it would do to a bunch of ADHD demigods with dangerous weapons?). Anyways, one can do crazy things for chocolate.
"AAAAAH!"
I heard a scream that could only mean two things. Either a lady giving birth, or...Thalia getting sugar high. Since we have no pregnant ladies in the present, it could only mean one thing…Thalia getting sugar high. I heard more screams…which could only mean that Thalia gave Percy and Nico chocolate bars and now they were sugar high. (I am very good at perceiving screams.)
Oh no, the last time the children of the big three got sugar high, well, let's just say that people had bacon nightmares. (I don't know why, there wasn't anything to do with bacon…)
This was what caused Chiron to ban chocolate. Gods help us all...