AN: A fun little piece. It's from Riza's perspective when Roy doesn't do his paperwork. Tried to make it rhyme, totally gave up towards the end.
Discalmer: Characters referenced are belongs to a mangaka who is also a cow...with glasses! The poem itself, belong to me (as is the case for all of the poems in this collection of sorts).
You're sleeping at the desk again (again)
This time a storm's brewing in my head
Frankly sir, this is very un-military
You've survived my wrath this long, really
Sometimes I wonder why
I haven't shot you in the back yet
I know this is insubordination
But you're habits have reached a high elevation
Of making me want to yell
When common sense won't work
I have to deal with all your quirks
As you slack off and say
"Relax, these are the benefits of rank, the perks"
It's these times, I think...
You're the bane of my life
I think I'll say it twice
One moment you're inspiring
The next, you're charms expiring
As you sit on your lazy ass
Without doing a single task
You're the bane of my life
Yet my hearts always having a fight
As my intellects tells me to leave you were you are
But my hearts needs you
Even if it's just for the tug-a-war
You're a poison
That's quite the necessity
Where would I be without you're dreams?
Where would I be, without our dreams?
I'ld do anything for you
It's a one-way ticket to death I assure you
But when you lead it's beautiful
Sometimes you are my very soul
You're like nectar
With a lot of kinks
That haven't been sweetened
Out no matter how much
Sugar I forcefully add to it
Forcefully add...with my guns
But despite you imperfections
I can never leave this addiction
Because I know you're a noble leader
With vision
And yet...
You're the bane of my life
But in the end...I can reluctantly say twice
I love you for who you are
Well...except now
You're the bane of my life