The following two anime/ games do not belong to me in any way, shape or form. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, and all characters and items and mentions of TF2 belong to Valve.

Dialogue:

"Normal Speech"

'Thought Speech'

"Demon Speech"

'Demon Thought'

'Flashback Thought'

"Flashback Speech'

MEET THE ORANG-INEER: CHAPTER 1

It was a nice, warm night in Fire Country. The warm breeze of the night silently flowed through the air, sending a nice feeling into the air. Everyone seemed to be well…however, this was not the case. It was officially five years after the Kyuubi no Kitsune attack on the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Konohagakure. It had attacked the village seemingly out of thin air, killing hundreds of the civilians and shinobi resting inside its' walls.

The Yondaime Hokage, coming up with a solution, got a young newborn baby, and calling on the Shinigami, sealed the Kyuubi inside the newborn, at the cost of his own life. With his last dying words, he wanted the child who now housed the Kyuubi to be seen as a hero. However, this was also not the case. Because of their blinded hate and grief, they say the child as the Kyuubi incarnate, and now placed all their hate and loss on the child. He would be beaten daily, sold overpriced and rotten goods, or thrown out of buildings entirely. It only got worse on October 10th, the day of the attack, where almost everyone would hunt down the child and beat him to near death. Sadly, the current day was that day, and the poor child, Naruto Uzumaki, was having the most horrible day of his life.

A young, five year old Naruto limped through the woods, tears and blood streaming down his face as he tried to find a place to hide. Numerous cuts, lacerations, and bruises covered his entire body, swelling already starting to appear. The most noticeable thing was the stump of his right arm where his hand used to be, the blood dripping down through the cloth wrapped around it. He was scared for his life, and he didn't know what he had done. More tears flowed as he thought back to what had just happened minutes before…

Naruto ran as fast as his feet could carry him, running through the trees away from the mob that was currently chasing him. He has just been walking in the street of his home village when they appeared around him, weapons and more in their hands. They had started to curse at him and threatened to kill him, so he did the only thing his mind could think of: he ran.

He continued to run as he could hear the yells of the mob getting closer. He kept running as quickly as possible…

…until he tripped on a rock. He fell face first, rolling a few times before he lay still on the ground, sweat and dirt covering his body from all the running. He tried to get up, but fell back down as he felt a searing pain in his shoulder, a loud scream erupting from him. He painfully turned his head, where he say in terror a kunai knife lodged in his right shoulder. He once more tried to rise, but froze as he heard, 'I hit the demon! Get him while he's down!'

Pain was all Naruto could register as he felt it erupt from all over his body. Numerous kicks, punches, and sharp objects attacked his body relentlessly as the mob continued to attack him. A sob escaped him as he tried to speak.

"Wh-why are you d-doing this to me? I d-didn't do anything!" He was met with a hard kick to the face, breaking his nose and letting a small whimper of pain escape his lips.

"Shut up you demon!" One of the mob members screamed. "We're avenging our families and our Fourth Hokage! You killed all of them four years ago! Now we're gonna make you pay for what you did!" A triumphant roar came from the crowd as they pinned Naruto to the ground. "Now what should we do with the monster?"

"Disembowel him!"

"Draw and quarter him!"

"Cut his head off!"

These were the numerous shouts that the mob suggested, as Naruto shook with fear.

"I know!" was a shout from the mob as they watched a pink haired civilian walk up with a butcher knife. "Some things I've heard are that this thing wants to be Hokage someday." Numerous hisses and yells of rage rang through the air. "How about we make sure that never happens." An evil grin appeared on her face as two chuunin held Naruto's right arm down, exposing his hand.

"No hand, no jutsu." The civilian said as she raised the knife above her head. Naruto's eyes widened in terror as he watched the knife slam down, his screams echoing through the night."

He shivered as he recalled what occurred. After they took his hand, they burned it so it couldn't be reattached. They then beat him once more, and left him to bleed out. Naruto cried as thoughts entered his head.

'I'm sorry Jiji. I can't keep the promise I made to you. They took my hand and now I can't take the title of Hokage from you like I promised I would one day. Why does this keep happening? I haven't done anything!'

Naruto looked down, more tears ready to slip out of his eyes onto the ground…

…when he heard a noise. He stood straight up, his eyes as wide as lights as he turned toward the noise, coming from a small clearing yards away from him. Holding his bleeding stump close to his chest, he slowly walked towards the noise, which seemed to get a little louder as he got closer. He could start to see an orange light flickering by the ground. Recognizing it as fire, he drew a little closer, shaking as he didn't know what was waiting for him. The music seemed louder now as he approached the clearing, it was a slow strumming, almost like a…guitar?

He turned the corner to look into the clearing, and he seemed to freeze at what he saw. There was a fire on the ground, with a skinned deer hanging above it, slowly cooking it. Next to the fire, a few feet away, was a wooden crate, with what appeared to be the letters B, L and U on it, printed. On it was what looked like a small blue, mechanical box, with three numbers on it, 0,3,and 1. Behind it was something he'd never seen before. It was incredibly large, almost the size of four or six cows. It was incredibly dark blue, with four giant black wheels under it. At what appeared to be the front was what looked like a door and three sheets of glass. What caught his main attention, however, was what was next to the crate and the thingy.

It was another crate, slightly smaller than the big one, but what was on it caught his attention. It was a man, and he was the source of the music. He had a strange yellow hat on his head, and what appeared to be goggles over his eyes. He wore a blue shirt with the sleeves rolled to his elbows and a white shirt underneath it. On top of the blue shirt was a pair of brown overalls, which had a belt around it that held numerous bags and ropes. Below that was a pair of boots and yellow metal knee guards. He wore a yellow rubber glove on his right hand, which was strumming the strings on his guitar. He was currently looking down at his guitar, a relaxed smile on his face as he strummed the strings relaxingly.

Naruto, despite being incredibly injured, was still a little kid, and his curiosity got the best of him. He slowly tried to get a better view from where he hid in the bushes…

SNAP!

Naruto quickly looked down to see he had stepped on a twig, snapping it in two. He had hoped that the man hadn't heard that, but that's not what he a hoped for.

The man, suddenly hearing the snap, stopped playing his guitar. He looked up, his eyes apparently narrowed as he looked around, his eyebrows pressing tightly against the top of his goggles. He put the guitar against the crate next to him, and picked up a strange looking device. It was grey and long, with a black handle at the back and a little curvy piece of metal on the bottom. Up front was a hole and a weird brown grip thing under it. Naruto didn't know what it was, but he did know that it was probably bad.

His guess was right as the man pointed the large thing into the air and pulled the little piece of metal.

BANG!

What seemed to be small bits of fire shot into the air, as the man pulled the brown grip down towards him. This made a hole in the side, making a weird red cylinder pop out of the side. He pushed the grip back up, and lowered it so the hole was facing away from him. He held it to his shoulder as he slowly aimed it at the area where he heard the snap.

"A'right now!" the man said in a weird accent that Naruto couldn't place. "If there's someone out there, step out right now, or I shoot!"

Naruto wasn't sure what shoot meant, but he did know that from what he saw, the thing in the man's hands shot fire, and he didn't want to get hurt anymore. In his mind, his brain was on red alert as it told him to runaway immediately. He was getting ready to, but another feeling came to him as he sat for a quick second. It was small, but the feeling told him to walk out to the man.

Normally, Naruto would have ignored it and ran. But, he felt strange about it, almost accepting it as soon as he felt it. He felt slightly dizzy, not knowing why, but clutched his arm to his chest; he took a deep breath, and walked out of his hiding spot. He quickly watched the man in front of him, expecting him to get angry and attack him or just kick him out of his camp out of fear or to just call him a demon. What he didn't expect was the man to suddenly drop his weapon in shock as he looked at him. His eyebrows were rising incredibly fast into his hat as he looked at Naruto with what appeared to be shock.

"Sweet Mother a' God…" was what came out of came out of the man's mouth as he stood transfixed at Naruto. Naruto, for the most part, was shocked. He had literally expected to be hurt by this man, but instead he was just standing in there. He took a step forward, when suddenly the dizziness hit him hard, and he slowly felt himself fall.

Naruto tried to get ready to hit the ground, but it never came as he felt something quickly catch him. He weakly looked up to see the man had caught him in his arms. The blood from Naruto leaked onto him, but he didn't seem to notice it, like it didn't even exist. He was too focused on trying to get Naruto to stay awake. As the man tried to keep him awake, Naruto saw a look on the man's face. He couldn't place it, but was it…worry? He couldn't truly tell, as his eyes started to close on themselves. Before the darkness overtook him, he faintly heard, "Come on kid! Stay awake, don't die on me!" It was all he heard before the darkness knocked him into slumber.

The parts of his childhood are always sad. Was horrible for me to write this, but it is an essential part of the plot for the future. Hope you guys liked it (in the writing sense. If you liked the blood and beating, then see a doctor fast O.o). Please review and leave comments.

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