Hello, this is going to be a kind of book crossover gameshow/anything really that i feel like with fatespeaker(from wings of fire) and Hazel levesque (from hearos of Olympus) as the presenter and co-presenter.
anyhow, I am not Tui T Sutherland nor Rick Riordian or JK Rowling (unfortunately) so, on with the story.
fatespeaker: hello everyone and welcome to book vs book game show! i am joined today by my co-host hazel! hello hazel!
hazel: hi! i am hazel levesque and i stand for the opposite team named-
fatespeaker; not yet! first we have to announce the contestants there will be two civilians joined by one queen. so, on with the show, lets welcome on team one!
*applause*
hazel: first up on team one is...
*drumroll*
hazel: sky! oh! and wren!
*Applause*
hazel: also joining them is... Percy Jackson!
*cheers*
hazel: and our last team member on team one tonight is... queen scarlet's ghost?!
*booing and throwing of rotten vegetables ensues*
fatespeaker: okay, okay, settle down! Now team number two is...
*drumroll*
fatespeaker; Annabeth chase!...
*cheers*
Percy: wait, can i swap teams? team two is already sounding better than this on right now! i mean, we have a homicidal maniac for our queen!
fatespeaker; NO! No swapping teams! besides, you do have frank.
*applause*
hazel: oh! hi frank, I didn't know that you were here!
frank: i didn't know you were presenting either!
hazel: well I'm more of a co-presenter than-
fatespeaker: ANYWAY... *glares at hazel* this teams queen is... queen glory!
*most cheering like ever*
hazel: hang on, we seem to be having some technical difficulties...
backstage
deathbringer: I will NOT stay backstage. some of those scavengers look dangerous! that Percy one even has a sword!
glory: I am sure that i can manage THREE scavengers. i mean, this isn't even i fight. it's a QUIZ SHOW i am certain that i wont need a body guard for a quiz show.
deathbringer: it could be a ploy though! we don't know these scavengers! they could have set this up as a plot to murder you1
glory: fine. I'll go talk to the presenter
back on the show
hazel: okay, we seem to have a new contestant please welcome, deathbringer!
*applause*
Percy: but that means that they have an extra contestant AND Annabeth AND a queen who isn't making death threats to her team mates!
meanwhile scarlet: i will rip your insides out and hang your not yet dead body for vultures to pick at until you die slowly and miserably of starvation and terror...
fatespeaker: yeah, i don't think queen scarlet likes us. maybe we shouldn't of brought her back to life...
hazel: NONSENSE! how bad can it be! on with the show!
fatespeaker: okay! question one between wren and deathbringer
*dramatic musi-
wren: wait! what! murderbasket!
glory: murderbasket?
deathbringer: yes, my hallucination seems to think that my name is murder basket
wren: for the last time! I am not a hallucination!
glory: wait, you two know each other?
wren: yeah, he flew me to save sky here after I kind of stabbed him a few times and-
glory: ha! THATS how you got your fear of scavengers! all because of this little thing?
deathbringer: I'll have you know, they are fiercer than they look, she stabbed me twice-
fatespeaker: ANYWAY! hazel what's the question?
hazel: of course! okay... what is the difference between an animus and a wizard?
wren: umm, what's an animus?
deathbringer: what's a wizard?
fatespeaker: you are BOTH wrong! an animus is always a dragon and a wizard is always a scavenger!
hazel: HUMAN not scavenger
fatespeaker: sorry, now question two. sky vs frank! what is one food that is eaten in France but unusual in other countries?
sky; ummm...
frank: SNAILS!
hazel: correct! one point for team two!
sky: *horror-struck impression* snails... eaten... *starts crying* but they are so cute...
fatespeaker: next up is Percy vs Annabeth! the question is-
Percy: POTATO!
Annabeth: what!?
Percy: well, you see i obviously can't win but i can answer first which stops you from winning!
hazel: I don't think that it works like that...
Annabeth: *sighs* what was the question anyway?
hazel: lets see... name one carbohydrate
Percy: YES! I won a quiz against Annabeth! I WON!
fatespeaker:umm, your team is still tied with team two..
Percy: yeah but still...
fatespeaker; MOVING ON! queen glory vs ex-queen scarlet!
scarlet: oh this is going to be thrilling!
glory: *quietly* what did you just say?
scarlet: oh yes! i forgot! you don't like the word thrilling do you? oh dear how un-thrilling! this will be thrilling though don't you think, when i beat you i mean!
glory: stop. talking. right. now. unless you want a matching venom wound on your other side?
scarlet: i will kill and torture you and your friends if you even speak again...
glory: right. great plan. except the fact that you're a ghost and can't even touch me. other than that, it is extremely likely to work.
scarlet: I will visit your dreams of you and your friends every night and torment you in your sleep.
glory: I will have your reign erased from history and every record of you destroyed
scarlet: I will-
hazel: SHUT UP! I don't know what the deal is between you two but lets settle this quiz by saying that it is a draw okay?
fatespeaker: so goodbye and thank you for watching Book vs Book! goodbye and goodnight!
*applause and dramatic music*
*end credits follow*
*screaming from glory killing queen scarlets ghost*
scarlet: this is ARHHH! not thrilling!