A/N: First in a series of three - the next two follow from this. Dedicated to iNatix and Souliel, for reviewing and giving me the confidence boost needed to continue. If they - or anyone else who wants to come out of the woodwork and review - have ideas, suggestions or requests, message me or include it at the end of a review.

This was actually the first drabble I wrote for the Sins, in an angry reaction to seeing one too many Envy x Lust fanfictions - their sibling relationship was being wrecked more than paid attention too, was the premise I believe I was working on.

Disclaimer: If I owned FMA, there'd be a lot more behind-the-scenes with the Sins.


It's their first time, and he's just as awkward as she is, and neither of them have any idea where to put their hands, and they end up laughing like a couple of kids.

"Honestly, Lust, I'd think you'd be better at this."

"It's not like I do it to random people all the time, Envy."

Also, neither of them were prepared for their brother walking in.

"Aww! Lust and Envy are hugging!"

Envy skitters away from her like a cat on hot coals, and her arms feel suddenly empty without her little brother.

"Get back here, Greed, I'm going to tear your head off!"

She sighs, and has to smile.

He's such an idiot.


Reviews are like hugs. :)