An Awfully Eventful Game of Musical Chairs
Last night, I had this awful dream.
My dream started off with me watching Prussia's music video (entitled "I'm Awesome"). It was worse than "Baby", "Friday", and Ireland's 2008 Eurovision Song Contest entry combined, if that's possible. And, oh, lord, the auto-tune. I never need to hear Prussia chanting "kesesesesesesese" four octaves above middle C again in my life. And, don't get me started on the fact that his back-up dancers seemed to be the cast of Scandinavia and the World, dressed as seahorses. In the end, I gouged my eyes out, and the last thing I heard was Latvia screaming "ESTONIAAAAAAAAA!" He actually was, because he wanted me to get up and help him fry eggs. I have to thank him for that, or else I would've had to suffer through more of that nightmare, wake up to the smell of kitchen on fire, and have my last words be "NOOOOOO! LATVIAAAAAAAA!"
Now that I've gotten that horror over with, I'll write about my actual day. Right. So, I woke up and checked my e-mail, only to find a message from America inviting everyone on his contact list (all the nations, micronations, states, provinces, oblasts, prefectures, etc.) to some sort of party. But the catch is, you had to come in maid attire. I gave a loud shriek to the sound of that, until I saw another message, from England, saying that it's perfectly alright to dress as a butler.
I was stuck being the "designated driver", since Lithuania's car breaks down every 10 minutes, and Latvia isn't physically at legal driving age. And, yet, he drinks the most out of all of us, despite that. So, in my butler-esque attire, I somehow managed to drive to America's house, even though I seriously thought that we would have to take a plane flight of some sort.
America, dressed as a maid (I'm never going to be the same again!), opened the door for us when we got there, and he explained that the purpose of his party was to have the world's largest game of "Musical Chairs". The current world record was set in 1989 in Singapore, and said game had 8,238 participants. So, I asked him why we had to wear maid/butler attire, and, he said, "Well, even if we don't beat that number, then we can have the world record for the 'largest game of musical chairs played by people dressed in maid and butler attire'."
During the "before-party party", while we were waiting for everyone to arrive, I decided to flirt with the Shara Lin look-alike. She was dressed as a butler (as was Ukraine) : (, but I thought she still looked stunning. I decided to tell her this, and she replied, "I'm you're beloved, aru?" My face at the moment looked something like this: "O_o" . And then she said "Well, if you don't have any problems with guys then…" Yep. Apparently, my beloved was China. He was pretty nice about it, and was quite happy that I called him "cute" online. On the bright side, he has a pretty sister named Taiwan, but China said that she probably wasn't invited because she isn't a country.
Luckily, at that very moment, Prussia and some East Asian girl parachuted through one of the windows shouting "AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH!" Both of them wearing maid attire, of course (Prussia, why are you so intent on scarring my mind today?). The girl was Taiwan, but before I had a chance to impress her with my amazing knowledge of polynomials and mitochondria, America yelled for everyone to come outside and start the game.
Things started to go downhill in the first round (the song playing was the "Never Gonna Give You Up"). Liechtenstein sat on some old, beaten-up chair and somehow, died. No, I swear, she died. Then Switzerland pulled out his gun and threatened to shoot America for that, screaming (through various profanities), that he would never forgive him. To which America replied, "U mad, Swaziland?" And then Swaziland got up and said "I'm certainly not pleased when a fool like you mistakes a trigger-happy nation like him for me." And then, Morocco got up and said, "Now you know how I feel when you confuse me for Monaco" And, for the next half hour, various different nations complained about their woes concerning America confusing their names. So, basically, everyone had forgotten that Liechtenstein was dead, until, when the next round started, Uruguay noticed that she didn't get off her chair. So, he poked her, as did about twenty other people, but, she didn't wake up. That is, until the Netherlands attempted to flirt with her, which caused her to mumble, "I'm so glad you think of me that way, too, brother." Then, the poor girl woke up blushing like crazy, and she decided to be the second person out (after Wyoming).
The game continued, and besides the fact that I was almost sat on by at least twenty different people (including Taiwan ^||||^), I managed to come in 43rd- last. The winner was that America look-alike with the polar bear, who somehow knows my name, even though I have no idea who the heck he is.
Then, there was the after-party party, which is just a great big blur to me. Let me see there was a drunken Norway screaming that he would never forgive Denmark for decapitating his troll dolls with an axe, and Hungary reminded me that I have only four more days to make up my mind. Oh, right, I might've not told you this, but Hungary gave me a week to choose if I wanted to take up her offer to draw a manga or not. She also said that she remembered I was the filmmaker who made that movie with filming that England said was "Akin to a tape made by Paris Hilton (which shouldn't be too much of a surprise, since Paris is in the cameraman's home country)." I told her to swear that if she ever wanted me to write a comic with her, she'd better not ever bring that up again. EVER.
The only good things about the party were that Japan was wearing an amazing Sebastian Michaelis cosplay, and that I somehow managed to snag Taiwan's phone number.
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH!
Posted by EpicStonia at 11:23 P.M.
All Comments (27)
SleepyCat1323: Would you like to check out this cool video [link]?
*****EpicStonia: I don't need to see Nyan Cat for the twenty-eight time.
*****SleepyCat1323: Just click the link, I swear, it's not.
*****EpicStonia: I did not need to see a loop of you cosplaying as Nyan Cat.
*****SleepyCat1323: Wrong answer.
*****EpicStonia: ?
Nihon-san: I wasn't cosplaying as Sebastian. Not all Japanese are otakus!/P
*****EpicStonia: Okay, but you looked like you were. And if you're not an otaku, then why did I see a photo of you online cosplaying as Son Goku.
*****Nihon-san: Not all Japanese are otakus, but I am. XD
PurpleRibbon: You seem so nice and smart! (^_^) If you're wondering, RedRibbons made my username! Oh, and the guy talking to me at the party was the Netherlands? T^T
*****EpicStonia:You seem nice, too! : ) Yes, he was.
*****SWITZERLAND: I see you're talking to my sister. STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU CREEPER! ( o_o)=== O\(x_ x)/
*****EpicStonia: I'm not a creeper. That was the Netherlands.
*****HollandIsOnlyAProvince: I resent that. Why aren't you mad at France?
*****BeautifulRoses3333: I resent that. What about, well, Russia? Or South Korea? Dunno.
*****Pedro-bear: You forgot about me. Hurr hurr :P.
AWESOMEme: Here's a link to my blog [link]. The AWESOME music video is on the first post.
***** Epicstonia: It was exactly like in my dream… except for the fact that your backup dancers also included the cast of Afghanis-tan dressed as starfish. (O_o) At least I didn't gouge my eyes out this time.
***** AWESOMEme: What do you mean, it's not awesome? I worked sooooo hard! You didn't even like the part where I jumped out of a plane wearing pants that were on fire?
***** EpicStonia: Nope.
***** AWESOMEme: (comment hidden by user)
Maple-Polar-Bear: I'm the guy with the polar bear… my name is Canada. : )
*****EpicStonia: Who?
*****Maple-Polar-Bear: The guy with the polar bear. You know, who looks like America… my name is Canada.
*****EpicStonia: Ohhhh… I might've heard your name somewhere before. You're a pretty small country, right?
*****Maple-Polar-Bear: Second largest in land size, only beaten by Russia.
*****EpicStonia: You make me feel dumb.
(A/N: Thanks to Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin for the idea about Prussia's music video! Also, hello to ElementalCat, my reader from Estonia! (waves hello) )