Johnathan's new name is still "Milkshake", but only for now.
I will change it in a future chapter.
HOPEFULLY the persons that clicked the "Change it and you'll die..." selection will be satisfied with the few chapters, but will understand that more people voted for a change.
Alright, so it was everyone else besides you two. Heck, I voted for Spot or Snowy.
(Not that that's what his name will be. I'll keep to my word and choose a name based off your votes.)
I have now closed the poll.
(Personally I wanted this one to happen too. So thanks again for the 10 votes!)
Thank you again all who voted for voting!
National Suicide Hotline Number : 1-800-488-3000, Call if you ever need help.
Seriously, Call. It helps.
Also the National call for help is FIRE!!!!!!
(It is very sad when explained why.)
Lick me once, sham on you. Lick me twice, shame on me. Lick me three times, then I might as well hop into the pot for ya.
Prepare for the lamest Pokémon battle, I mean like... ever! It just knocked the battle between two Medapods using Harden off the charts. Heck, a battle between two Magicarp has more actual action than this...
"Okay, I think that this is far enough from the house," Karen announced out loud.
"And this clearing is perfect for a duel between Fire-types."
"We're ready when you are," then Karen yelled to her opponents before assuring to Kiki, "No way we're going to lose, let's use your secret attack."
"I'm good to go," Tyrone yelled back before he also crouched down and whispered to Leo, "If we use your secret weapon Leo, then we can't lose."
"Now get out there," they screamed simultaneously. The two Pokemon dashed onto the battle field glaring at each other.
They stopped only to wait for their master's command.
"Now Remember Karen," Tyrone announced in a feeble attempt to annoy the Enemy, "If you don't win, you have to sleep outside Commando!"
"Yeah, yeah, same to you, Pervert!"
"Why you little...," stuttered Tyrone.
"Kiki...!"
"Leo...!"
"Use Roar now!"
Both creatures turned toward each other before releasing a startling intimidating Roar attack. Both Pokémon were blasted with the sound waves, and squealing in terror, both of them absorbed themselves back into their Pokéballs with an audible sucking sound. Both trainers just blinked at what just had occurred, gobsmacked.
"Well, that was lame...," Karen spoke first with a huff in her voice.
"Best two out of three?"
"But it was a tie."
"One more then."
"No Roar this time?"
"Agreed. No Roar."
"GO Pokéball," they both rereleased their Pokémon for round two.
"(Man, am I pooped.)," the shadow sat down on a nearby log, sighing in content, "(We've been searching for hours. I really don't think that it's out here.)"
"(It has to be out here somewhere.)," Mew was tired too, but it wasn't about to let its friend know that.
"(Unless... someone already picked it up?)"
"(I certainly hope not.)"
"(Dude, I just had, like, a brain blast or something.)"
"(A what?)"
"(I just remembered that I took it out to look at it while I was passing that school)," the shadow pointed at the building in question, "(then I went down that very path that we met up.)"
"(WHAT?)," if Mew's eye could twitch any harder its actual eye would have popped, "(Why didn't you say that in the first place!)"
"(That's why I was there. I was back tracking from where I started that is until you showed up and perked my immortal interest.)"
"(A lemon would perk your immortal interest!!!)"
"(Dude, my short term memory doesn't click into my long term as fast as it used to.)"
"(Now we just wasted who knows how long on a wild goose chase!)"
"(Hey, dude, why don't we just ask the other Pokémon out here if they've seen it?)"
"(Are you kidding! That would cause widespread Panic and Chaos!)," the pink cat waved its arms around, "(IF they knew exactly what it was, they'd turn this whole forest upside down and then destroy the city before anyone really finds it. But IF we tell them that it is a worthless piece of metal no one would look for it as seriously, A human would happen upon it, find out what it does the only way that they can, Then Zip! Bang!! BOOM!!! We all fall down!)"
At this, Mew fell to the ground, too exhausted to even hide itself within a mirage.
"(Alright, alright! So we can't let anyone find out that what we're looking for.)"
Mew slowly sat up in a more comfortable position, calming itself down. When Mew stopped breathing so hard, it thought for a moment, and came up with an idea. Slowly Mew floated off the ground. If a lightbulb was above his head right then, it would be glowing brightly.
(Well, there is one person that we can tell...)," the pink cat started floating back towards the shrine. Mew's revelation increased its energy for the time being.
"Go Skunktank! Use Smokescreen now!"
"No, give Terry back!" I tried to run after them, but the teacher was holding me back.
"Let the police handle this," she told me fearfully.
"Let me go! They still have Terry," I kept on yelling, but my teacher wouldn't let me go.
"Treec-Ko!"
"(Terry!)," I burst awake.
"Are you okay? You looked like you were having a bad dream," Brandy was cradling me again.
"(No duh Sherlock. I'm fine now. So Put Me Down!)," I jumped out of his arms and back onto the table.
"Now that he's awake, we can talk," that old woman again.
"What exactly did you want to discuss?"
"Him, of course."
"Well, I figured we would, but what about him?"
"(Hey! Don't talk about me as if I'm not here!)"
"It certainly isn't about his cranky attitude anyway," Brandy's sweat dropped.
"He's still mad about the name... I suppose."
"(Who wouldn't be!)"
"Your little... Um son, here is quite unique."
"Well, he is the first shiny Tochic that I've ever-"
"Oh he's not shiny."
"Say what?"
"He just has Leucism."
We both just stared at her. I'm sure that you're thinking the same thought that we were.
"Sigh, It's Albinism without the red eyes."
"(Well, that's great to know you Old Coot.)"
I wasn't sure then, but I thought that I saw her eye twitch when I said that.
"Perhaps, it would be best if you let everyone to keep thinking that he is Shiny," she sounded almost evil to me, "Tell everyone to rub his head for good luck and such. Like this."
Her hand then reached out and stroke my head. I could feel it this time, but it didn't feel right.
It felt like Kiki had just licked me again.
I ran to the safety of Brandy's lap, out of her reach.
"As I was saying...," that smile of hers returned to her lips, "He is quite special. He is special because he has been blessed by the Poke'gods. Not many get such a chance as this one was given."
...What the hell is she talking about.... Wait, she can't mean... Does she know this is my second life... Oh God no... If people find out that it's me it will be High School all over again... No, it will be even worse than High School...
"Hey, Milkshake what's wr-"
"(Don't call me Milkshake!)"
"Well, sorry no need to bite my head off," Brandy turned his attention back to Miss Kay, "What chance are you talking about?"
Before I could object, Miss Kay shook her finger saying...
"Nah ah uh," she then winked, "That's a secret. What I can tell you is that he has a great future ahead of him. That is, if you take him to that school of yours everyday."
"What, but we're not-"
"Oh, it will be fine, trust me," she smiled again as she stood up.
"(I'm not going to School again!)"
"He's going to follow you around," She then seemed to focus completely on me for a second, "whether he realizes that he does or not."
"(Hey, you Old Coot! I'm not going to School again! You hear me!)"
"One more for good luck," She said as she 'Pet' me again. Needless to say, I shut up.
"Well, time for bed," she then faked a yawn, believe me I could tell it was fake, "we all need our sleep."
"Wait, aren't we going to wait for Karen and Tyrone."
"Let's just say that they have a lot more steam than you think," she then went into the back room, "Sleep anywhere you like."
Well, several hours later, Karen and I were still at it. At first, we refused to use any fire attacks, but we slowly got into it as time passed by. By now we have been going at it for another hour just dodging attacks. I don't even know what was keeping us awake for so long.
"Alright Leo," I called as Leo had succeeded in avoiding another Ember attack, "Now counter with a Fire Fang!"
Leo's mouth lit up as if he was going to use another Flamethrower attack, but he quickly chomped down on one of Kiki's tails. Both Kiki and Karen smiled.
"Nice try! But Kiki's Flash Fire ability prevents any real damage from Fire attacks," Karen pointed dramatically at the field, "Nows your chance Kiki! Hit him with Will-O-Wisp!"
The enchanted ghost flames surrounded both of the Fighters. The blue flames then sunk themselves into Leo's hide, which only caused him to bite harder on Kiki's tail.
"Hey, why isn't Will-O-Wisp taking effect!"
"Because Leo also has the Flash Fire ability! Leo, Thief in the Garden!"
Leo pushed off of his front paws and lifted Kiki into the air. He then started to spin quickly on his hind legs. He then swung and released the fire fox hard down onto the ground.
"Kiki!"
"Leo, Mareep's Loose!"
Leo then released a Flamethrower and made a firewall surrounding the fallen Kiki. Leo leaped into the air and started to use Flamewheel. The massive fireball that Leo created then Crashed bull's eye in the middle consuming both Pokémon in flames.
"What kind of Attacks are those," Karen wasn't about to give up, "Kiki counter Leo with Firespin!"
The flaming area, where the two Pokemon were, became a tornado of flames. Leo was being pushed back by the shear force of the artificial wind inside the tornado. Kiki's small wounds were healing quickly.
"Leo counter with Flamewheel!"
I watched as my loyal little brother started to rotate with the flow of the Firespin. Unfortunately, this caused the tornado to become bigger than last year's wild fire with the same big air intake. Karen and I were both struggling to not be pulled into the flames.
"Leo, spin the other way!"
"Kiki you too!"
Our Pokémon tried, but they couldn't stand against their own combined attacks. They may be unaffected by the fires, but we weren't.
We were going to die!
We were going to join John.
"Jake use Aqua Tail!"
A wave of water cut off the top section of the tornado from it's base.
"Follow with Hydro Pump!"
A huge jet of water shot at the remainder of the tornado. Our Pokémon were taken along with the large flow of water. We, of course, ran to find our Pokémon. When we found them they were out cold and of course… wringing wet
"No Leo!"
"(but, Pappy.. It' too early for chores...)," Leo whimpered in his sleep.
"Oh, Kiki! Please be Okay!"
"(Mama, Ima gonna need a loooot of bushings after this.)," Kiki dizzily said and added a giggled.
"Is everyone alright," a new face approached us, "I didn't mean to be so rough."
"Who the hell are you," I don't like new faces, okay. And this guy was really weird looking. He was our age but he was wearing really old clothes and carrying a fishing rod over his shoulder.
"Me? I'm just the guy that just saved both of your lives," he stopped only to grin even wider, "And since I did, that means you both can call me 'Master' from now on."
"In your dreams! You Freak," Karen snapped, "I don't care if you saved my life! I'm never calling anybody else 'master'! It's demeaning!"
"Well, I suppose it is," the guy scratched his chin and laughed, "Call me Eddy then. It's short for Edward Eb-, Just call me, Eddy… That sure was some show you guys did!"
"How can you still be smiling," I was getting annoyed of this guy.
"Like this," Eddy pointed one finger up as he grinned wider, "We're all still... Alive! Hahahaha!"
"I don't get the joke," Karen was as annoyed as I was.
"That's because there was none. You should be laughing because you're still alive! When you're alive, you should enjoy it to it's fullest. Laugh out loud for all the little things!"
"That's bull," we both snapped.
"Well, I suppose it is. Maybe I'm just laughing about your reactions to what's behind you."
"To what's...?" Karen started.
"Behind us...?" And I finished.
Needless to say, we both turned at the same time to see a Humongous Serpent-like Dragon starring back at us.
It roared and we both fainted.
Round 2 goes to…
"Now now, Jakie," I petted my favorite pet on his favorite spot, "That's not the way to say hello."
"Garooo!"
"I know, They weren't ready for it were they," I smiled again, "maybe in the morning. Oh wait, It is morning. Ehehe. We got some fishing to do before school starts. On the other hand, we can't just leave them like this, now can we?"
"Grrrrr," my Gyarados purred. Yes, they can do that, but only when they are contently happy. Which is really rare for Gyarados, due to their unusual bad tempers.
"Now what was that there bet of theirs again...," I grinned widely for the trick I was about to pull.
Hey, I know what you're thinking!
But I did warn you about the lamest Pokemon Battle ever!
I don't have to say nothing about a much Hotter one after it.
Now please review!
and don't make me make another arrow for you all.