I know, I know, it was late.

My cousin had a baby, I'm went to college summer school, and I procrastinated.

National Suicide Hotline Number : 1-800-488-3000, Call if you ever need help.

Seriously, Call. It helps.

Thank Goodness that 'Youth is wasted on the Young', otherwise we wouldn't have any grumpy old people.

"Wow, this is so Awesome, Jade! Oh, what's that? And that?"

Louis jumped from one side of the bus to the other side staring out each window. This was his first time to be outside the mansion in a while, and he was making a fool of himself.

"Louis, would you stop bouncing all over the place?"

"I can't help it! I bounce when I'm happy!"

"So you're actually enjoying this?"

"I like doing new things, things I like make me happy, so I bounce and bouncing makes me even more happy!"

"Well, fine, but could you at least try to walk like a human being?"

"No!"

"No?"

"Yep, no," the little child smiled innocently at me, "I'll wear these stupid clothes, but I don't have to walk, if I don't wanna."

"Would you do it, if I get you a big round ball to bounce instead?"

"...May-be," the child pressed his pointers together as if he always had them, "Can it have a string attached to it too?"

"You're not going to wear it like a tail are you?"

"Why not," Louis whined, "You've got like six of them at home."

"Shush," I blushed, and hopped that no one else on the bus heard that comment, "Don't tell anyone that. It's personal."

"So is what I am supposed to be," the child lip puckered.

"Well, right now, you're supposed to be my little brother, Understand?"

Louis stayed quite for a few seconds before nodding. I smiled and reached out for the brake wire. The bus slowed to a stop as I picked up my bag.

"Good, Now which do you want first, the ball or ice cream?"

"The ball," Louis squeaked as he bounced up and down again.

"Oh, when I get my hands on that Eddy character I'm gonna," Karen raged... Again!

"I know, I know, you're going to destroy him. Blah blah blah," I said as I shut the door behind me.

"Welcome back you two," Brandy greeted us, but Karen stormed past him. And sat down in the closest chair.

"What's up with you," one of the twins asked. I couldn't tell which one though.

"Well you see...," I started, but Karen shot daggers out of her eyes, "Don't know. She's been saying stuff like that the whole way back."

"You two were gone all night. So who won," Brandy was about to ask the Tabu question, but quickly decided against it, "who? Um, Won-Wants breakfast? My dad says I make a pretty mean omelet."

"Ooh, can I have mine with Calamari and Farfetched bits."

"I want mine with Slowpoke tail instead of bits."

"You two are disgusting," I spat, but quickly got back into character, "I mean... who eats Calamari in an omelet."

"Wouldn't matter anyways, because Ms. Kay only has eggs and ketchup," Brandy sighed in relief as he opened a cabinet.

"Thank God," I whispered under my breath, "wait, are you sure that it's alright for you to be using Ms. Kays kitchen?"

"She's the one that suggested it," he said as he opened another cabinet, It was filled back to back with, well... "Why does she have so much ketchup!"

"Hey, where's Milkshake," I asked.

"Out back with the other Torchic," Brandy cracked an egg onto the frying pan.

"Uh oh," both Karen and I gasped.

Adjusting to my new lifestyle, on this farm, wasn't going so well...

"(Yeouch!)"

"(Hold still)," the Combuskin (Jyrotika) grunted, "(Don't be difficult.)"

"(Easy for you to say-eh~Ow!)" I screamed as she rubbed more of that Revival Herb gunk into my wounds.

"(What's a matter, freak!)," that Torchic taunted me, "(Can't stand a little pain?)"

"(Drop the tough guy act Adian.)" Banhi, the first Combuskin I met, hit the little bugger on the head.

"(Hey, what did I do!?!)"

"(Show some respect for our guest.)"

"(Weren't you the one that laughed at his insulting human name.)," another female Torchic asked.

"(That couldn't be helped.)," Banhi, tried to suppress his laughter, "(Human's do what they will.)"

"(Hey Hell, when your done healing, then you want to play with us?)," Fia was back.

"(I'd rather tear my own guts out.)"

"(I think that you should do it...)," a familiar voice chimed in, "(it will build up your strength and not make you so shrimpy.)"

"(Oh God, run! It's Kiki!)," I leaped off and ran for the other exit out of the coop.

"(Eep run away)," the other seven Torchic followed my lead.

"(Come back here! I just want to lick you!)," Kiki shouted, "(Gotcha! One down! Seven to go!)"

Ms. Kay leaned against the side of the main house and watched as the fox chased after the remaining herd of Torchic.

"(Taking a trip down memory lane?)"

"You could say that...," she didn't even bother to turn around to speak to her invisible friend, "Why don't you join them? You have the ability to do so."

"(No way. You remember what happened last time...)," Mew refused, "(I lost my consciousness for a whole month.)"

"Awe, but you seemed to have such fun," Ms. Kay joked.

"(It's not fun to lose yourself to your disguise.)"

"Your personality didn't seem to change that much."

"(I was a girl...)," Mew sneered.

"And just what's wrong with that? You made a very cute Torchic," she faked a laugh.

"(Don't even think about it.)," Mew saw through her rouse. Mew might be tricksters at heart, but they are no one's fool.

"Okay, I wont tell Banhi that-"

"(Not that. Your trying to distract me from... He's still here?)" Although, they do tend to have a fickle mind...

"Right there in the hen house," Ms. Kay sang playfully, "and he made a great Combuskin."

"(Really he Evolved and he's... no, I wont fall for it. Don't distract me from the real issue here!)"

"There's no tricking you is there," she sighed.

"(Don't lose yourself to this mask of yours 'Ms. Kay'.)"

"You're right."

"(Yeah, I usually am.)"

"Perhaps," Ms. Kay smiled like a fox,"but right now I have somewhere I need to be."

"(Where are you going?)"

"I'm going to make a down payment," she turned to leave, "maybe then Johnathan will follow 'his destiny' instead of wasting time here."

Mew's ears perked up for a second, then looked back at the yard. Kiki had just caught her fifth Torchic.

"(I better get back to looking.)," Mew stopped only to finish its warning, "(don't forget what I said. You need a break every now and then.)"

"(She's catching up Hell!)," Fia shrieked

"(Alright, two things! One Don't call me 'Hell', and Two stop following me!)"

"(I can't help it, if you can't out run her!)"

"(I don't have to out run her I just-)," then Kiki pounced on both of us, "(Gah, Don't eat me. I'm too young to die again!)"

"(Okay, you got me Auntie Kiki!)," Fia giggled as Kiki continued licking her.

"(Auntie?)"

"(Yep, I'm their Auntie Kiki.)," Kiki grinned, "(Guess that make you their Uncle Milkshake.)"

"(Don't call me Milkshake!)"

"(But taste just as sweet as...)," she licked me, then smacked her lips, "(Yuck, Revival Herbs! So what's my time Luighseach?)"

"(Four minutes and seven counts.)," the old Rappidash bellowed, "(A new record even with the extra player.)"

"(Alright!)"

"(That is unless they all let you win.)," Leo commented.

"(We'd never do that to our Auntie Kiki!)," a single Torchic said proudly.

"(See?)," Kiki smirked.

"(That was all a GAME!?!)," I raged.

"(Well, no duh idiot.)," the proud Torchic rolled her eyes.

"(What a sore loser.)," another one sighed.

"(I thought I was going to die!)"

"(Well, then its a good thing that Kiki was just playing.)," Luighseach neighed, I'm guessing that was his way of laughing too.

"(Yeah, and you were that last one to be caught.)," Leo chuckled, "(You sure are a lucky little Torchic aren't you?)

"(What the hell is lucky about it! I hate God Damn Torchic!)"

"(Hell... how can you say that about-)"

"(Cram-it Fia! My name's not Hell! It's not Milkshake! AND I don't want to be here! You understand?)," I snapped as I stomped off, "(I'm going home.)"

"(That's it let me at him!)," Adian leaped at me but was held back by two others, "(Nobody talks to my Fia like that!)"

"(Adrian, he's not worth it, just keep telling yourself that and calm down.)," the one on his right said.

"(I don't care, Enya! That little piece of crud has to pay!)"

"(Yea... just relax. Holding you back is too much work.)," the one to his left held him back lazily.

"(Oh, what's a matter Adian...)," Mew, why didn't I just keep on walking, "(can't stand that Fia likes a freak more than you.)"

"(...Alright, Sick'm!)," Enya released Adian after me, "(but be sure to save some room for me to beat up!)"

Again, sorry that It was late.

A lot had happened.

For Example:

I found out how many pokemon there are Excluding Legendaries, Evolution branches, and Male/Female Species differations to be 210.

It's 214 if you're one of the few who don't count Shaymon, Rotom, Mewtwo, and Spiritomb as Legendaries.

However, 207 if you count the three Regies as legendaries.

Although 206 if you count that Arcanine as a "legendary" like it's profile says...

(*Backslap*)

(-_-) Oh man, I really need a new hobby...

'(T.T)' And I'll get you back for that face slap Freckles.