One school day = 3 new one-shots.
Fuck yeah.
Whip My Hair
Remus was reading a book (as if he ever did anything else), when he sensed a…disturbance in the force
He looked up to see Sirius standing in front of him, dripping wet, wearing nothing but a towel.
…oh, hell.
"Sirius." Remus said warningly, closing his book (but only after he lovingly dog-eared the page). A wolfish grin spread across Sirius' face.
"Sirius, I mean it, don't you dare!" Remus quickly left his chair and started to back away. Sirius moved closer, his grin growing with each step.
"I'll…I'll fight you! I really will!" Remus yelled, curling his slender fingers into fists and assuming a fighting stance (one which involved some form of bouncing). He thought that this looked menacing, but it actually looked more like an elaborate "potty dance".
"I won't do your potions homework ev-"
Remus' sentence was cut short by Sirius violently shaking his head, effectively covering Remus in slightly-soapy water (Sirius never was good at the rinsing portion of the hair-washing cycle. Or any portion of it, really).
Remus glared at Sirius, whom of which was currently sprawled on James' bed, dripping and laughing.
"Wolfish" grin…get it? I did it for teh lulz.