Not good, Not good.

Not good at all.

I keep making jokes when I shouldn't.

And there are some people who are taking them seriously.

One of the biggest jokes is when I say that "I'm a writer."

I type this stuff, for crying out loud!

Real writers had to make everything from scratch,

They had to walk fifteen miles…

Up hill!

Both ways!

And they liked it like that…

Don't ask me why, I'm not a real writer.

National Suicide Hotline:1-800-488-3000

Not everything is as it seems… However, sometimes it is… Or is it?

Well, while Tyrone was being… killed… other events were occurring roughly at the same time. I think that it would be best if I explained what was going on with my 'parents' and 'sister' first. I just love hearing this part myself and I still hang this over Kiki's head.

"I checked the front and under the patio" the Blond announced to her partner, "Nothing there."

"I already checked up the Oak tree and those bushes over there," the dark headed one pointed directly at our hiding place.

"Find anything?"

"Just a dumb Vulpix nest."

"Did you destroy it?"

"As fun as that would be, Lord Pseudo's going to destroy all them soon anyways, so why bother?"

"Its getting dark," the Blond pointed out, "Let's check around back."

When they were gone, the three of our heads popped out of the bushes.

"That was close," Karen sighed.

"You don't have to tell me twice," I sighed too.

"That was a great baby Vulpix impression."

"Thanks. What did you think, Kiki?"

"(It even had me fooled.)"

"Okay Kiki, we need to find a way inside without them noticing us."

"Vul-pix."

"Go up and check to see if they left the door unlocked."

"Pix," Kiki nodded as she hopped out from underneath the bushes. Under the cover of the shadows, she ran along side the building. She stopped a few times to make sure that no one was following her. She then quietly hopped onto the porch and headed for the door.

"Noctoooowlll," a shadow slipped down and Kiki disappeared.

"What the hell," Karen gasped.

"Did that just happen," I blinked.

"Did what just happen¡?¡"

"(MAMAAHH!!!!)," Kiki cried from on top of the Noctowl's tree.

"Ah," Karen shrieked quietly, "that Noctowl swooped away my Baby!"

"Karen, keep calm."

"What are you talking about," Karen cried, "I am calm!"

"Just use your Pokéball."

"Right," she tried, but it couldn't reach her, "Oh, my poor baby…"

"(Would you lighten up?)," I watched Kenda pace the room, "(Your pacing is giving me a headache.)"

"My Lord what's wrong?"

"(Simple, you're too uptight.)," I sighed.

"It's not me, is it," she asked.

"(Yes, it's you. Now, just sit down.)," I patted the side of the bed with my left wing.

"You want me to make the bed," she panicked again, "I can do that!"

"(No…)," I sighed as I sat down again, "(Sit down and re~lax~.)"

"Oh, right," she sat down beside me, "I didn't think of that."

"(Man, you're almost as annoying as Fia.)"

"I'm sorry that I can't understand you."

"(Eh, don't worry about it.)," I 'smiled' like Fia does. Of which, came out too naturally for my taste. I was way too happy for my own good. Those damn happiness berries.

"Truthfully, I don't know how you can do it, Lord Pseudo," she said sadly, "I don't want to have any doubt in you."

"(That's okay. I-)," I stopped smiling.

…What exactly am I supposed to be doing here?…
…I remember something about the dead guy…
…but what exactly is this Sango Otanes Ritual anyways?…

"My Lord, did I frighten you?"

I shook my head no.

"I am scared… but it's because I keep having nightmares and I don't have anyone to talk to about them…," I looked back up at Kenda, she seemed to be scared again, "Though, you just sitting here listening to my jumble, does make me feel better. I just wish that you'd stop being so scared of me, you know?"

"I guess, I do," she nodded, "I have no reason to be afraid of you."

"It be even better if you could… Wait," I looked her with some hope, "Am I talkin-"

"(Gotcha!)," the Noctowl from outside shrieked again. I was so freaked out, that I jumped to the safety of Kenda's arms.

"Lord Pseudo!?!"

I didn't realize that I also landed in a little more personal place for her.

"Gah, I didn't mean to," I hopped away from her a bit, "I'm sorry! Please, don't hit me!"

"Lord Pseudo, now you're the one that needs to calm down."

"I'm sorry," sighing heavily, I recomposed myself, "I don't like being here."

"Why not? This is your old room isn't it?"

"No, it's not. I've (never been here befor…)," I stopped, I was talking normal Torchic again.

"Lord Pseudo, why did you say such things and then-"

"(MAMAAHH!!!!)"

"Was that a Vulpix?"

"(She sounded like she was in trouble.)"

"Shall we go after it Lord Pseudo?"

"(Well, we might as well see…)," I hopped off the bed and jumped onto the chair and desk that were placed near the opening in the window. Looking out of it, I couldn't keep from laughing. It was one of those Kadac moments. I would have it on my Christmas card, just for laughs.

"(Let me go you stupid bird!)," Kiki cried.

"(Not so much fun when you're the one being hunted, now is it?)"

"(Tyler?)," Kiki growled, as the Noctowl pecked at her head, "(Ow, you're responsible for this?)"

"(Not in the least," I laughed,"(I don't even think that Karma saw this one coming.)"

"(Hey, you, little Swablu!)," the Noctowl stopped pecking, "(Since you're young, I'll let you off with a warning. This is my territory and this is my Raticate. So… BACK OFF!!!!)"

"(Who you calling a Raticate, you stupid bird!)"

"(I've gotcha where I wantcha, now I'm gonna eatcha!)"

"(Eat this!)," Kiki bit onto the bird's leg.

"(Ah, get her off! Get her off!)," Noctowl flapped into the sky.

"(Humph, stupid bird.)," Kiki grumbled.

"(Humph, stupid you…)," I mimicked.

"(What was that?)"

"(How are you going to get down from there now?)"

"(Oh Mew Da… Darn it…)," Kiki swore cleanly, since she was in front of a two day old. She shook her tails ready to pounce, "(Mind getting out of the way? I think that I can make it.)"

"Stand back Lord Pseudo. I'll knock it right out of the tree." Kenda had taken a rotten piece of wood that used to be part of the window, "With any luck, it'll break its neck when it hits the ground."

"(No! Don't do that!)," I yelled as I sparked out an Ember attack. Luckily, the wood wasn't hit, however…

"Ah, my hand!"

"(Don't hurt Kiki!)"

"Lord Pseudo," Kenda looked frightened again.

"(Don't… hurt… Kiki…)," I pantomimed as best that I could.

"Why would you defend that monster? I don't understand," her frown turned from fear to anger, "You're not really Lord Pseudo are you!?!"

"Fine, I'll leave…," as he left, I sat myself down in front of what was left of Tyrone, "but I will be back. And I expect you to be able do that again."

"I know…," I sighed as the door slowly closed, "Tyrone, I'm so sorry. I am so very sorry to have done this to you."

*CLANK!*

"But it was the only way," I couldn't cry any more tears as I reached for the pile. The clothes shifted a bit as the new creature stirred from inside. I jumped for a second. I didn't expect it to move so suddenly. Tyrone's new nose squirmed its way out of the head's shirt.

"(I'm alive? What's that smell?)," Tyrone growled as his head slipped out, "(Why are you so big? What's going on?)"

I helped pull the rest of Tyrone out from under his wet clothes.

"(Gah, Put me down!)," He cried as picked him up. His fur was so soft and his eyes were so innocent. His soft cream tail was in between his legs. I never thought that I would say this about a Growlithe, but he really was cute.

"Awe, don't you make the cutest Puppy!"

"(Puppy?)," Tyrone looked down at himself, "(Ahh!!! What did you do to me!?!)"

"Again, I'm sorry," I couldn't help, but laugh, "But it was the only way to save your life and get that con-artist to trust me."

"(But what did you do?)," he snapped, "(Last time I checked, I"m not supposed to be wearing a fur coat! And why can't I feel my thumbs?)"

"Because you don't have any right now…," I laughed again.

"(What!?!)"

"Shush, keep your voice down," I grabbed his jaws shut with one hand, "I'm not sure if this room is completely sound proof."

He struggled to release himself from my grip. He started crying and whining from either pain or fear. Either way, he was not staying calm for me.

"Now listen," I started to explain, "I turned you into a Growlithe. Don't ask me how, because I can't tell you. Personally, I was going for a Poocheyna, but anyways… As for why, I needed to do something to make that jerk trust me, so that I can get Louis back and stop him from performing his evil plot.…… Blink twice if you understand so far…"

Tyrone struggled to escape from my grip the entire time that I held him. When I asked him if he understood, he stopped long enough to blink twice.

"What I did to you does not have to be permanent. So long as I have this medallion, I should be able change you back any time that I want to, but you have to promise to not tell anyone that I did this to you. If you do, then I will have to punish you, you understand?"

I gripped on to his jaws tighter. He jerked back, but blinked twice… so understood.

"Now when I said that if you tell anyone that includes Pokémon and Humans alike. I may even have to punish the one that you tell as well, Understand?"

Again, he understood, but continued to struggle. He tightened his grip on his tail with both of his hind legs. His front paws gripped at the hand that I was using to keep his jaws shut. I thought that I was really scaring him.

"I do not wish to hurt you, but if you do tell someone, then these physical changes will be the least of your worries. Got it?"

Tyrone started to blink rapidly and he started bouncing. He whined uncontrollably to be let go. It was good enough for me, so I let his jaw go.

"(Oh God! Jade! I have to pee, like really bad!)"

"Aah," I dropped him on the already wet ground and backed myself as far away from him as possible.

(end)

So I sort of missed something…

Can anyone tell me why, for a short time, Tyler could speak human again?

The reason was in the last chapter, but it was connected to the events in this one.

If you don't know then…

Eh, I'll explain it later. I'm sure that it will make sense soon.

I wonder if I'm ever going to get my first death in a story.

I'm not as evil as I thought I was…

Eeep, a bug!

*SQUISH!*

Ew, I killed a bug!?!

Yea!! I killed a Bug!!!

I'm evil! I'm evil! I'm evil!

…I mean… oh darn, I killed a bug.

Ain't that sad? (Y_Y)

No? (-_^)

Fine then… '(ToT)' Don't cry for the poor bug…

I'll just stick it in your lunch tomorrow.

MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!